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BEAR!
09-30-2005, 05:06 PM
I am so terribly bored.
ToucanSpam
09-30-2005, 05:07 PM
It's been my life dream to be mauled by a bear. Not just one simple swipe, I mean the bear eating my guts while I try to stuff them back in, but only in vain....
Freebasser
09-30-2005, 05:08 PM
Can I be mauled sexily please?
TAL
09-30-2005, 05:08 PM
Meow!
beastieangel01
09-30-2005, 05:09 PM
heck yes!
BEAR!
09-30-2005, 05:09 PM
It's been my life dream to be mauled by a bear. Not just one simple swipe, I mean the bear eating my guts while I try to stuff them back in, but only in vain....

I will not allow you to fulfull this fantasy, mere human.

I would maul you by inserting a large log up your anus, then beating you over the head with it.
ToucanSpam
09-30-2005, 05:10 PM
Hey, anus is good. Anything involving a bear kicking my ass fufills my dream.
instigator7022
09-30-2005, 05:10 PM
like a sloth-slow and steady
BEAR!
09-30-2005, 05:10 PM
Can I be mauled sexily please?

After forcing you to perform several sexual acts on my giant bear genitals, I would then dress you in a nighty and give you a 3 minute head start.
BEAR!
09-30-2005, 05:11 PM
Meow!

I would merely pretend to maul you, only to ward off the other predators in the area, then give you a sly bear nod of approval as I walked away.
BEAR!
09-30-2005, 05:13 PM
heck yes!

Since you possess quite lovely skin, I would slit your throat with my claws, soak you in vinegar, then slip the skin off and wear you as a cumberbun to the annual Bear Ball.
Freebasser
09-30-2005, 05:14 PM
After forcing you to perform several sexual acts on my giant bear genitals, I would then dress you in a nighty and give you a 3 minute head start.

Rawr ;)
beastieangel01
09-30-2005, 05:14 PM
Since you possess quite lovely skin, I would slit your throat with my claws, soak you in vinegar, then slip the skin off and wear you as a cumberbun to the annual Bear Ball.

I want to be flattered and happy about that, but somehow I am not. I think it's the slitting my throat part that scares me off :/
BEAR!
09-30-2005, 05:15 PM
like a sloth-slow and steady

I am not sure the means by which I would maul you, but you would end up looking like

this (http://partedock.tripod.com/dave-retard.jpg)
beastieangel01
09-30-2005, 05:17 PM
I am not sure the means by which I would maul you, but you would end up looking like

this (http://partedock.tripod.com/dave-retard.jpg)

hosted by tripod!

now THAT is horrific.
BEAR!
09-30-2005, 05:20 PM
Oh my. Can you not see it dear? My large paws become a problem at times.

I refrain. He would look like this (https://porcelaindolls.net/article121d.jpg)
little j
09-30-2005, 05:21 PM
be gentle, its my first time
instigator7022
09-30-2005, 05:22 PM
Oh my. Can you not see it dear? My large paws become a problem at times.

I refrain. He would look like this (https://porcelaindolls.net/article121d.jpg)


thats pretty much what i already look like...
BEAR!
09-30-2005, 05:25 PM
be gentle, its my first time

Attractted by your distinctive natural smell, I would approach your camp. I would therein thrash your tent, but find you not within. Spotting you by the outhouse, I would dash towards you, only to be further distracted by your mate, who would confuse me with his grunts and hair stylings. Frightened and disturbed, I would retreat.
little j
09-30-2005, 05:27 PM
hahah!

seth to the rescue!
Echewta
09-30-2005, 05:32 PM
maul it.
BEAR!
09-30-2005, 05:39 PM
maul it.

Seeing the disturbing image of your kind cosuming small bears which appear to be covered by chocolate, I shall seek revenge in the way of dipping your entire body in chocolate, then eating it....slowly.

I will then market large chocolate covered echewtas all around the world and become a huge financial success. One day whilst sitting in my den smoking a cigar, I will chuckle at the delightful irony of it all.
hardnox71
09-30-2005, 05:41 PM
What have you got for me?
BEAR!
09-30-2005, 05:47 PM
What have you got for me?

I would approach your mauling in the good old-fashioned way. After stopping for a break on a long hike, you rest wearily in the hot sun. Suddenly, there is a noise in the bushes. I will appear, and charge at you before you even have a chance to scream. First I will tear out your testicles, then I will juggle them along with your eyeballs. After that I will invite all of my bear friends to feast upon your innards, saving your heart for last.
hardnox71
09-30-2005, 05:50 PM
First I will tear out your testicles, then I will juggle them along with your eyeballs.
Now that is what I call impressive. Good show.
afronaut
09-30-2005, 06:41 PM
why did you let tal go.
Beth
09-30-2005, 07:59 PM
i'll take a mauling.
Rancid_Beasties
09-30-2005, 08:50 PM
I eat caramello koalas for breakfast

(koalas aren't bears...)
Auton
09-30-2005, 11:00 PM
absolutely amazing.
BEAR!
10-01-2005, 12:28 AM
why did you let tal go.

Being that your are so hairy, I would mistake you as one of my young and carry you into the den where my other cubs are waiting. Upon realizing that you are not actually a bear, they would rape your virgin asshole.
BEAR!
10-01-2005, 12:37 AM
i'll take a mauling.

I would descend upon your camp, ravaging through the various ingredients for smores, and tearing through your designer camp gear. On my way to eat you alive, I would stumble upon your Louis Vitton wallet, and see the pictures of your children, shedding a single tear, thinking of how my cubs would feel with me gone.

You would then wake up and make me coffee and we would discuss our spawn while some dude with dreadlocks talks in his sleep next to us.
BEAR!
10-01-2005, 12:59 AM
I eat caramello koalas for breakfast

(koalas aren't bears...)

Earlier in the day, you would accidentally consume some rancid meat. It would then cause you to cleanse your innards, meaning puke all over the place. Smelling the vomit, I would come near and decide it looks tasty. I would then eat the vomit. After eating the vomit, I would rip open your stomach and eat whatever else I could get, because I thought the meat tasted quite nice.

After eating your stomach, I would then throw up because you yourself are rancid. You would still be alive, and throw up your lungs because your stomach is gone. I would then eat your lungs, and watch you die a slow death as I sipped the urine you exerted from fright, through a straw.
BEAR!
10-01-2005, 01:04 AM
absolutely amazing.

As a bear, I'm very sensitive to the wants and needs of all human life.

I would sense that you are lonely in the woods, wearing nothing but a twig leaf. After coercing you into a giant tub of honey, I will lick it off you slowly untill you are able to do nothing but groan and produce a giant erection.

As your hard penis arises, I will bite it off and gag you with it, all to the sounds of Nelly. I will put a bandaid on your face in honor of this.
DandyFop
10-01-2005, 01:19 AM
give it to me raw
mickill
10-01-2005, 01:25 AM
Okay, now that's just sad.
mickill
10-01-2005, 01:25 AM
^Okay, now that's just sad.
Lindsey_1535
10-01-2005, 01:41 AM
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