The story of the name:" mike D "..??

[D.M.W.112]

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Who knows the real and unconfutable story of the name: Mike D?

[dave790]

ummm the d is for diamond

[dirtydan11]

the mike stands for money.....................dumb ass



just joking it's his real name

[paul jones]

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Who knows the real and unconfutable story of the name: Mike D?

what does 'unconfutable' mean? :confused:

[King PSYZ]

oh
my
fuckin
god

[BeastieLips]

the one you know as "mike d" was actually born as quasimodo jenkins back in 1943. quasimodo always wanted a hip name that jazz musicians would "dig." but since he was born during the war, names were required to be at least 4 syllables. it was 12 years later that quasimodo was in the town of hill valley. there, he met a man named marty mcfly who had a delorean that could take quasimodo to the mid-80's. quasimodo knew that this was his chance to get a righteously kick-ass stage name so he hopped a ride with marty. and the rest is pretty obvious. quasimodo arrives in the mid-80's, where he meets 3 fellows going by MCA, King Adrock, and 1ne-eyed Jack. they suggested Mike D as a stage name so the four could start a barbershop quartet. after 1ne-eyed Jack was arrested for triple-homicide and sodomy, MCA, Adrock, and the newly named Mike D decided that this was their chance to leave barbershop quartets and explore hip-hop.

or maybe his name is michael diamond.

[FearandLoathing]

ummm the d is for diamond

Yep, it's really that complicated.

[Weezman]

im

weez m.

heeehee!! :D

[Weezman]

i wonder if he knows what BEASTIE means!!!


ok sorry...im just talkin shit peeps.....i'll stop :)

lets not get this started...

[laurie_hammy]

The M is for Money an the D is for DIAMONDS. ;)

[Hello_nasty]

The D is for Diamonds not for Drakes (y)

[Justin]

'Is your name Michael Diamond?" 'No mine's Clarence'

ummmmmmm :p

[Rhys T]

Often on stage he's referred to as Mike C, so what's the C stand for?

[Doobiebee]

what does 'unconfutable' mean? :confused:



UNCONFU'TABLE, a. Not confutable; not to be refuted or overthrown; that cannot be disproved or convicted of error; as an unconfutable argument.
-Webster's 1828 Dictionary ;)

[Weezman]

QUOTE=Doobiebee....
UNCONFU'TABLE, a. Not confutable; not to be refuted or overthrown; that cannot be disproved or convicted of error; as an unconfutable argument.
-Webster's 1828 Dictionary



MIKE D. n. 1. Michael, MIKE Diamond; 2. Mike "Money" D. (Diamond); 3. Clarence. 4. Shelfish-eater. 5. VW...blinger. ;ex, "M-I-K-E to the D, you come see me and you pay a fee".
-WEEZMAN 2005'

:p

[D.M.W.112]

somedy told me the steez was made of diamond... Some done started something rapping directly from that "D"... Crossing out the mike... Have a good day. Dee Rock

[D.M.W.112]

Quasimodo is some close to a writer, very distant from street culture.. It's hard 2 keep it going wheelie and writing.. here and now, at least some of those fat caps and some pressure from the finger leaving trace of my weed... M to the Dee

[Junker]

You all wrong. Mike never said but the D is for Dackson..........You see???
Michael Dackson!!!!!

[dave790]

Yep, it's really that complicated.

I was going to put the Mike part was short for Michael but then I just wasn't sure anymore :rolleyes:

[phade1]

Anyone ever heard of a gentleman named Chuck D?

[phade1]

Anyone ever heard of a chap named Schooly D?

[marshall10]

D.M.W, u must be the stupidest b-boys fan ever. U should b able to work wot mike d is for yourself, and if not, listen to the music.

Shake your Rump (i think, kinda tired): I quote:

'Is your name Michael Diamond?'
'No, mine's Clarence'

And just cus i think u r an idiot, the Clarence bit is not his real name, and is a lie to get away from what seems to be the cops.

[discopants]

Is this guy being ironic or has he really just escaped from a local lunatic asylum?

Incidentally, is it true that the Beastie Boys did a song called Fight for Your Right? Just something I heard on the grapevine.

[Junker]

Is this guy being ironic or has he really just escaped from a local lunatic asylum?


Hard question!!!!

Incidentally, is it true that the Beastie Boys did a song called Fight for Your Right? Just something I heard on the grapevine

Im not so sure but I also heard this. I think it might be true........ :D

[Sir SkratchaLot]

I have an early Beastie Boys article where they don't even call him Micheal "Diamond". They call him by a different last name. I always thought Diamond was a pseudonym. Or maybe they got his last name wrong in that article. Its hard to tell. Either way, who really gives a fuck. Any time you ask a question like this you're just going to get a bunch of mindless banter where people recited beastie lyrics and we all know how annoying that can get. Its best just to leave it alone.

[Junker]

I have an early Beastie Boys article where they don't even call him Micheal "Diamond". They call him by a different last name. I always thought Diamond was a pseudonym. Or maybe they got his last name wrong in that article. Its hard to tell. Either way, who really gives a fuck. Any time you ask a question like this you're just going to get a bunch of mindless banter where people recited beastie lyrics and we all know how annoying that can get. Its best just to leave it alone.

Michael Diamond is his real name as far as I know.

About this thread, its funny a thread like this one. You can have some fun. Dont face it like an annoying thread...... be happy :D (y)

[dirtydan11]

so what does chuck d stand for? his name is chuck ridenhour (misspelled i know)

[marshall10]

How bout we end this thread.
Its pointless.

E.N.D
E.N.D
E.N.D

(!) (!) (!)

[Weezman]

How bout we end this thread.
Its pointless.

E.N.D
E.N.D
E.N.D

(!) (!) (!)


WERD!!!! (!) NO MAS !!

[z-boy]

the name is D y'all, and i dont play, and i can rock a block party till your hair turns grey

[discopants]

Hard question!!!!



Im not so sure but I also heard this. I think it might be true........ :D

I'm currently conducting a full length investigation. I'll let you now the results when my private eye gets back.

[Sir SkratchaLot]

Michael Diamond is his real name as far as I know.

About this thread, its funny a thread like this one. You can have some fun. Dont face it like an annoying thread...... be happy :D (y)

Haha, I feel you. But its got to be funny dood. Now lets get nerdy. . .

So check it, Excerpt from Boston Rock #49, 1984 (compiled in "The Beastie Boys Companion"):
"The Beastie Boys are four kids, plus soundman Scott and DJ Rick, all hooked in on one big in-joke. Lead singer Michael Crawford desperatedly tried to keep things on track but only succeeding in setting up another volley of punch lines.". . .

The article goes on to talk about the history of the Beasties, what B.E.A.S.T.I.E. means, the Young Aboriginals, recording Polywog Stew, and Cookie Puss, how they hooked up with Rick, etc. Kate was still with the band at that time and they talk about the Beasties doing a mixed punk/hip hop show. They call everybody by their current name "Adam Yauch", "Adam Horovitz" etc. Except they call Mike D, "Michael Crawford".

Now, maybe this is Mike just fucking around with the journalist because that's what the Beastie's always do. On the other hand, the article is from 1984, these guys had just met up with Rick. Maybe Rick was like "Michael Crawford" ain't gonna work, you're Mike Diamond now. If you remember your Beastie shit, Mike D almost got dropped from the band in the early days because he wasn't "hip hop" enough. Not only that but if you look at Polywog Stew they never call Mike, "Mike D" or "Michael Diamond". It just say's "Mike--Vocals". Cookie Puss doesn't have their names on the record. The first time you see him as "Mike D" is on the Rock Hard EP in 1985. And in an Article from Creem magazine in September 1985, Kate is already gone from the band, they call Mike "Mike Diamond".

Anybody know of any article before 1984 where they call Mike "Michael Diamond"?

[Junker]

the name is D y'all, and i dont play, and i can rock a block party till your hair turns grey

hahahahahaha..................all the z-boy's replies are parts of some beastie song

[Junker]

Haha, I feel you. But its got to be funny dood. Now lets get nerdy. . .

So check it, Excerpt from Boston Rock #49, 1984 (compiled in "The Beastie Boys Companion"):
"The Beastie Boys are four kids, plus soundman Scott and DJ Rick, all hooked in on one big in-joke. Lead singer Michael Crawford desperatedly tried to keep things on track but only succeeding in setting up another volley of punch lines.". . .

The article goes on to talk about the history of the Beasties, what B.E.A.S.T.I.E. means, the Young Aboriginals, recording Polywog Stew, and Cookie Puss, how they hooked up with Rick, etc. Kate was still with the band at that time and they talk about the Beasties doing a mixed punk/hip hop show. They call everybody by their current name "Adam Yauch", "Adam Horovitz" etc. Except they call Mike D, "Michael Crawford".

Now, maybe this is Mike just fucking around with the journalist because that's what the Beastie's always do. On the other hand, the article is from 1984, these guys had just met up with Rick. Maybe Rick was like "Michael Crawford" ain't gonna work, you're Mike Diamond now. If you remember your Beastie shit, Mike D almost got dropped from the band in the early days because he wasn't "hip hop" enough. Not only that but if you look at Polywog Stew they never call Mike, "Mike D" or "Michael Diamond". It just say's "Mike--Vocals". Cookie Puss doesn't have their names on the record. The first time you see him as "Mike D" is on the Rock Hard EP in 1985. And in an Article from Creem magazine in September 1985, Kate is already gone from the band, they call Mike "Mike Diamond".

Anybody know of any article before 1984 where they call Mike "Michael Diamond"?

Hmmmmmmmmm...........you got arguments....... And its a big possibility that Mike D's real name could be Michael Crawford. I wouldnt be surprised if his real name was Michael Crawford. As you said they always fucked around journalists. Or maybe hes fucking around with everybody that call him Mike D. I'll try find something about this.....
See ya Sir SkratchaLot!!!!

[D.M.W.112]

D it's surely for "diamond".. now a new topic...

THE STORY OF THE MICROPHONE:
WHY WE CALL IT "MIKE"?

THOU.. SAY NO GO.. DEE...

[Junker]

D it's surely for "diamond".. now a new topic...


That's for sure......... But now we're in doubt if Mike D's real name is Diamond.

[Junker]

I'm currently conducting a full length investigation. I'll let you now the results when my private eye gets back.
ok..........let me know then :D

[Hello_nasty]

The 'Mike Crawford theory' would explain why they sometimes refer to him as "Mike C." in shows.

[Junker]

The 'Mike Crawford theory' would explain why they sometimes refer to him as "Mike C." in shows.

Mike C could be...........hmmmmmmmm.........the inverse of Country Mike?? hahahaha.....forget this ;)

[z-boy]

i travel around the globe
its keeping girlies dizzy
my name's mike d
now watch me get busy

[discopants]

ok..........let me know then :D

My mans currently on a stakeout watching some susptects. Yesterday he had to throw a man off a roof following bad information from a shoe- shiner.

[Junker]

My mans currently on a stakeout watching some susptects. Yesterday he had to throw a man off a roof following bad information from a shoe- shiner.

Damn! Your guy is definitely what we call a Tough Guy!!!!

[discopants]

Damn! Your guy is definitely what we call a Tough Guy!!!!

He makes Edward Woodward in Equaliser look like fuckin Postman Pat. He wears a trench coat, a trilby, chain smokes and his voice is like a cross between James Mason and a sack of gravel. He listens to The Stones and Joy Division and loves violent retribution.

[discopants]

^ Whoa, he just turned up. On a stolen motorbike with a shotgun. It turns out that the Beastie Boys did in fact do a song called Fight for your Right. 16 people had to be killed for that information. By the way, my mans now looking for another job if anyones interested.

[Junker]

^ Whoa, he just turned up. On a stolen motorbike with a shotgun. It turns out that the Beastie Boys did in fact do a song called Fight for your Right.

I knew it!!! :D

16 people had to be killed for that information. By the way, my mans now looking for another job if anyones interested.

hmmmmm..........no thanks!
But I gotta give thanks for the information

[D.M.W.112]

i take off the wheels waiting some snow on the hills
down the way, i'm riding a double deck holding those 2 wack..
discard your will as i got some rhyme to kill..
my snow deck double check over your head..
it's not a logo it's a nowhere to go once u had a polo..
outlaws like napoleon keddafy kastro and konoby.. kurrupt and konoshe..
crowd is absent, crowd is obscene.. just a line to get a crown
fu_ 2 the town, only 2 hell i've send pete.. crossing over the traffic lights
taking off some flights 2 send thee..
it's an open letter to ny See that coming next 2 thee is a m.i.k.e. 2 the Dee..
pass the mike.. pass it like it's hot..

[benchillin]

Often on stage he's referred to as Mike C, so what's the C stand for?

see

[meniri mca]

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Who knows the real and unconfutable story of the name: Mike D?
OH LORD...........

[discopants]

I knew it!!! :D



hmmmmm..........no thanks!
But I gotta give thanks for the information

Are you sure? He covers up murders in the line of duty well and has a pathalogical hatred of lawyers.

[marshall10]

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