Drunken bruises.

[Mr_Complex]

One of life's great mysteries.

I've woken up this morning covered in bruises. I don't know why.

Maybe nights of drunken debauchery and dirty sex aren't such a good idea.

[synch]

The worst drunk injury I ever had was a broken display glass on my cell phone.

:(

[TAL]

My drunken bruises, wounds actually, has never been a mystery.

[Tzar]

i think the worst damage thats applied after a hard night on the piss would be the raping your liver got.

i've woken up with very small cuts on my hands here and there but never anything worse than that.

[Bob]

i woke up on a sidewalk once. my thumb hurt like hell, my headphones were missing (still had the cd player though :confused: ), and i'd forgotten my ID to get back in my building so i had to sit in the vestibule and wait for someone to open the door for me. that was embarrassing.

my thumb really hurt though, it hurt for like a week afterwards. i don't remember anything happening to it though. i remember puking in the mulch outside the building, but i dont remember hurting my thumb.

[like2_drink]

" do you guys think i can jump this entire flight of stairs and land on my hip? " haha

walking while drinking is more of an olympic sport for myself, and so far i've done fairly good at landing on soft things

[hardnox71]

I cracked my head pretty good a couple of years ago riding home on my bike from a club where a friend of mine was DJ'ing. I don't remember falling and I don't remember getting home after that. But when I woke up the next morning I had a nice gash near my right temple and there was dried blood all in my hair.