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Knuckles
10-02-2005, 06:05 PM
Adult Studios is looking for fresh new talent?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/knstu.jpg


Has anyone ever mistaken your penis for a fire hose?

Can you suck a basketball through crazy straw?

If so you might have what it takes to be a star in the adult film industry.

Please submit a picture and a short bio here if this sounds like the career for you!
DroppinScience
10-02-2005, 06:07 PM
Oh lord, I can't fathom the number of possibilities for BBMB porn movies. :eek:
Mr Films
10-02-2005, 10:56 PM
knuckles, did you get divorced and you're not telling us?
Mcmac
10-03-2005, 12:14 AM
i made a porn movie once
Bob
10-03-2005, 09:46 AM
i watched one once
ericlee
10-03-2005, 09:52 AM
my dvds stick together
Tzar
10-03-2005, 09:54 AM
my dvds stick together
werd.
boys_beastie
10-03-2005, 12:55 PM
supercajerfrajilisticexpialidiious
Knuckles
10-03-2005, 05:44 PM
Can I assume that everyone who has posted in this thread wishes to be in fine productions such as this one?






ToucanSpam stars as the intergalactic stud-muffin Oh-He-Long Kenobi in...








http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/TSPORN.jpg
Lindsey_1535
10-03-2005, 06:35 PM
HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA ewwwwww :(
Knuckles
10-03-2005, 06:37 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/dropporn.jpg
ToucanSpam
10-03-2005, 06:38 PM
hahahaha jesus christ (y) (y) (y)
Auton
10-03-2005, 06:40 PM
Can I assume that everyone who has posted in this thread wishes to be in fine productions such as this one?






ToucanSpam stars as the intergalactic stud-muffin Oh-He-Long Kenobi in...








http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/TSPORN.jpg

the prequel to "revenge of the clit"!!!!
beastieangel01
10-03-2005, 07:20 PM
oh my jeebus!
King PSYZ
10-03-2005, 07:52 PM
a fuckin plus
HEIRESS
10-03-2005, 08:21 PM
SITHSET SITHSET SITHSET
Echewta
10-03-2005, 09:13 PM
I'm a big dick.
Tzar
10-03-2005, 09:19 PM
DS's movie is disturbing... (n)
cookiepuss
10-03-2005, 09:27 PM
DS's movie is disturbing... (n)

hee hee....it's bound to get even more disturbing from here on out. (y)
DandyFop
10-03-2005, 11:05 PM
I think you know my view on porn movies involving you knuckles.
Knuckles
10-05-2005, 04:15 AM
This one is gonna be a hot seller (y)









http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/chewporn.jpg
Tzar
10-05-2005, 04:20 AM
bloody heck...

*note to self* don't come back to this thread.
Knuckles
10-05-2005, 04:23 AM
bloody heck...

*note to self* don't come back to this thread.
Yeah, you ordered copies of all three of them. :D


I hope your check doesn't bounce! :mad:
cosmo105
10-05-2005, 12:10 PM
hahaha oh my god what happened to his legs! and doesn't the one on the bed look terrified?
beastiegirrl101
10-05-2005, 01:40 PM
I like the painting on the wall.
Echewta
10-05-2005, 01:57 PM
If only i could get so lucky.

Yea, i got some crazy Mattel like hip action.
bigblu89
10-05-2005, 02:10 PM
Oh boy this thread is slowly steamrolling into the greatest thread ever.
ToucanSpam
10-05-2005, 02:12 PM
I'm ready for the sequal.
Knuckles
10-05-2005, 03:50 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/HEIRESSPORN.jpg
DroppinScience
10-05-2005, 03:53 PM
Oh god, these are all too hilarious yet too disturbing all at once! :eek: :D

It's nice to know how buff I am. ;)
ToucanSpam
10-05-2005, 06:16 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/HEIRESSPORN.jpg
I'll take 78 copies please.
Knuckles
10-07-2005, 02:07 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/KSPORN.jpg
Freebasser
10-07-2005, 02:10 PM
Genius (y)
King PSYZ
10-07-2005, 03:26 PM
HAHAHAHA
Knuckles
10-08-2005, 12:17 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/boobybunch3.jpg
Bob
10-08-2005, 12:19 AM
that's probably an accurate representation of how that would go :(

PS awesome
TonsOfFun
10-08-2005, 06:26 AM
(y)
Freebasser
10-08-2005, 06:52 AM
Haha Juggy Bravo :D
ericlee
10-08-2005, 11:44 AM
umm, I want to get knucked in the ass...Well, not literally.
ToucanSpam
10-08-2005, 11:51 AM
Alice Phallus? hahahahaha golden (y)
monkey
10-08-2005, 11:56 AM
i cant stop laughing. my belly hurts from laughing. laughing. laaaaaughing.



i want one. but im terribly afraid.
Count Bismark
10-08-2005, 12:01 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/boobybunch3.jpg
Sweet Lord of Berlin!

My sword just doubled in size. And my gun just shot off prematurely.
HEIRESS
10-08-2005, 03:07 PM
my ribs are showing, how embarassing :(
sjp
10-08-2005, 07:59 PM
wow this thread is funny. makes me wanna bring back the ron jeremy avatar
Bob
10-09-2005, 05:46 PM
my ribs are showing, how embarassing :(

oh hey, she does have ribs. somehow i'd failed to notice that. it's like something was distracting me
ToucanSpam
10-09-2005, 05:48 PM
Seriously, I just realized that's a beaver. Just now. :(
b-grrrlie
10-09-2005, 06:10 PM
OMG!

(and I never posted on this thread)
QueenAdrock
10-09-2005, 06:56 PM
blahahahhaa (y)
beastieangel01
10-10-2005, 09:36 AM
This one is gonna be a hot seller (y)









http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/chewporn.jpg


HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

love it.
Knuckles
10-11-2005, 04:18 PM
(and I never posted on this thread)
Oh yes you did!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/34653q46.jpg
TAL
10-11-2005, 04:29 PM
I've decided to post in this thread.

SCHLONG!
Knuckles
10-12-2005, 02:42 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/20000steges1.jpg
cosmo105
10-12-2005, 02:49 PM
dear santa,

give me that.

xoxo,
jess

p.s. i like how my skin had to be so much lighter. that's not the best shot of me but heh :o
Beth
10-13-2005, 12:01 PM
weren't we supposed to provide the photo?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/Bethofcourse/beth1.jpg
BionicEye
10-13-2005, 12:30 PM
whoa


the crucifix is a nice touch
Beth
10-13-2005, 02:14 PM
that's a photoshop job by collin.
Knuckles
10-13-2005, 03:58 PM
The true story of two struggling film makers in the process of filming "The Spectacular U-tata's" starring Dandyfuck. This is great flick (y)






http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/9936637y.jpg
TAL
10-13-2005, 04:05 PM
Dandy's are bigger than that.
DandyFop
10-13-2005, 05:30 PM
The true story of two struggling film makers in the process of filming "The Spectacular U-tata's" starring Dandyfuck. This is great flick (y)






http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/9936637y.jpg


Hahahahaha! OMG - Minton's quote - priceless.

I wish I had that body, shiiiit.
synch
10-13-2005, 05:45 PM
Great stuff Knucks!

As funny as it all is Paul Jones' comment on the cover of the last one made me laugh the hardest :D
tulla
10-13-2005, 06:06 PM
you should make one starring qdrop and mickill

that would just be soooooooooooooooooo hilarious
Knuckles
10-14-2005, 01:28 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/tzarporn.jpg
ToucanSpam
10-14-2005, 01:29 PM
oh my god


is that ms bhaven? :confused:
Hiebz
10-14-2005, 04:30 PM
Jackie Treehorn, Gutterballs .... great movie sequence, definately usable, mmm yeah, definately ...




:D
synch
10-14-2005, 04:42 PM
Gutterballs! Brilliant movie :D
Lindsey_1535
10-14-2005, 04:42 PM
:eek: MATTTTT cover your shame boy!!
Tzar
10-14-2005, 06:52 PM
GOOD LORD!! :cool:
boys_beastie
10-15-2005, 04:52 AM
aaahahahhahaha this is hilarious :D (y)(y) *hides*
Knuckles
10-15-2005, 08:38 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/BETHPORN.jpg
ToucanSpam
10-15-2005, 08:39 AM
hahahaha


jesus christ (y) (y)
IDIOTSVILLE
10-15-2005, 08:52 AM
wot is this the horror thread?
Rancid_Beasties
10-15-2005, 08:59 AM
Tzar's is an absolute classic, brilliant as always knuckles.
Dr Deaf
10-15-2005, 10:55 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/BETHPORN.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/Bethofcourse/gold.gif
befsquire
10-15-2005, 11:10 AM
thanks knuckles; that was sexcellent. :)
spacemonkey
10-15-2005, 01:19 PM
brilliant threadxcellent
TurdBerglar
10-15-2005, 08:22 PM
beth doesn't look too enthused
befsquire
10-15-2005, 08:51 PM
i was a little sore from all the pounding. and, the mask chafes sometimes.
TurdBerglar
10-15-2005, 08:55 PM
well maybe if you invested in soom FDS, beth, the poor guy woudn't need a damn gas mask.

by the way. how in the fuck does he get past the mask himself. does he have like an egg tooth on his tongue or something? to cut a small slit in the mast so he can slither his tongue through?
befsquire
10-16-2005, 06:11 PM
the mask was in the script. duh. and don't you worry about how his tongue gets on me, just know that it does and that it's fucking incredible, which is reflected accurately in the movie.
Knuckles
10-17-2005, 09:01 AM
you should make one starring qdrop and mickill

that would just be soooooooooooooooooo hilarious

Hilarious?



How about hawt!!!





http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/electric-booty3.jpg
ToucanSpam
10-17-2005, 09:10 AM
haha


QDrop looks sad... (y)
P of R
10-17-2005, 09:14 AM
Hahahaha!
Knuckles
10-17-2005, 09:14 AM
he's not sad!
that's his "hurts so good" face
ToucanSpam
10-17-2005, 09:16 AM
disturbing but so damn funny


looks like theres lots of spanking going on there...
mickill
10-17-2005, 10:02 AM
Shoulda seen this coming, I suppose. I'd say thanks, Andy...but then...I don't know exactly why I'd be thanking you.
Knuckles
10-17-2005, 10:10 AM
You should thank me for making you the spanker instead of the spankee.
mickill
10-17-2005, 10:16 AM
I suppose.

*sigh* Thanks for making me the spanker, Knuckles. *sigh*
Knuckles
10-17-2005, 10:19 AM
anytime man (y)
The Notorious LOL
10-17-2005, 10:37 AM
holy shit this is funny.
cosmo105
10-17-2005, 11:05 AM
my god, his asscheek is so red! and haha @ mickill's leno chin. (y)
g-mile7
10-17-2005, 11:08 AM
my god this is pure thunder (y) (y) I'm so glad that I am a member of this board just because of priceless moments like this
BionicEye
10-17-2005, 11:17 AM
does the boy always have that pathetic arrogant look on his face or is it just when he's getting what he likes?
cosmo105
10-17-2005, 11:24 AM
^god you suck.
BionicEye
10-17-2005, 11:33 AM
yeah
mickill
10-17-2005, 01:54 PM
Can you go stab yourself in your abdomen now then?
kll
10-17-2005, 01:56 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/BETHPORN.jpg
OHMYGOD. I AM DYING ... THIS IS SO FUNNY.
beastiegirrl101
10-17-2005, 02:12 PM
Q has lipstick on. (y)
BionicEye
10-17-2005, 04:23 PM
Can you go stab yourself in your abdomen now then?

sure why not. do you have something sharp?
mickill
10-17-2005, 10:22 PM
do you have something sharp?

Just my wit.
Knuckles
10-18-2005, 02:08 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/TURDPORN.jpg
Tzar
10-18-2005, 03:29 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/TURDPORN.jpg

PAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
BionicEye
10-18-2005, 07:20 AM
Just my wit.


It's gonna hurt then
Knuckles
10-18-2005, 02:32 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/TALs-PORN.jpg
Bob
10-18-2005, 02:35 PM
it's good on so many levels (y)
TAL
10-18-2005, 02:37 PM
And totally wrong in so many more.
Knuckles
10-18-2005, 02:56 PM
And totally wrong in so many more.
Don't tell me... is your nightcap all red?


No, that's not it... is your cat grey and white?
synch
10-18-2005, 02:59 PM
Don't tell me... is your nightcap all red?


No, that's not it... is your cat grey and white?
:D
TAL
10-18-2005, 03:05 PM
Don't tell me... is your nightcap all red?


No, that's not it... is your cat grey and white?
I don't have a cat and I don't have clothes in bed. And I won't tell you the 3rd thing that's wrong.
TurdBerglar
10-18-2005, 09:14 PM
hahahaha poonelope (y)
Knuckles
10-19-2005, 01:49 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/bigbluporn.jpg
synch
10-19-2005, 02:06 PM
No honey, I wasn't browsing for porn, gay or otherwise! I was just doing research for this thread I've been... Well... Yes... I've been on the board again... :(;)
g-mile7
10-19-2005, 02:25 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/bigbluporn.jpg


HAHAHHAHAA (y) :D
Knuckles
10-19-2005, 02:30 PM
My wife did ask what all the porn was about. I showed her the thread and she laughed. (y)
g-mile7
10-19-2005, 02:31 PM
My wife did ask what all the porn was about. I showed her the thread and she laughed. (y)


you got a keeper (y) (y)
Monsieur Decuts
10-19-2005, 02:36 PM
this is amazing stuff
bigblu89
10-19-2005, 02:37 PM
I knew you'd get me eventually.

Where'd you get that pic of me with my shirt off?
cosmo105
10-19-2005, 02:37 PM
heehee. nice touch with the magnum. so good to have you back, knuckles.
synch
10-19-2005, 03:19 PM
My wife did ask what all the porn was about. I showed her the thread and she laughed. (y)
Excellent! She appreciates all your talents :D
Knuckles
10-20-2005, 06:31 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/autonsex.jpg
cosmo105
10-20-2005, 11:09 AM
gahahahahahaha. oh dear lord, that's the best one yet.
Auton
10-20-2005, 12:02 PM
ahahahahaha! thanks bro (y)
DroppinScience
10-20-2005, 12:10 PM
Who is the chick? Is she supposed to be a BBMBer?
Rock
10-20-2005, 12:19 PM
Do I have to audition to get a role?
g-mile7
10-20-2005, 01:01 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/autonsex.jpg



Eddie always wanted to be black :) :D
Auton
10-20-2005, 01:11 PM
:rolleyes:
g-mile7
10-20-2005, 01:15 PM
:rolleyes:


we are so sarcastic to yo homie on the board aren't we Mr. Ed (!)
Auton
10-20-2005, 01:25 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
g-mile7
10-20-2005, 01:29 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:



you wish you were me :mad: yea take that
Knuckles
10-21-2005, 09:52 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/FBPORN.jpg
beastieangel01
10-21-2005, 10:04 AM
hahaha!

I'd like to see some cosmo + penguin or cynthia, or all the above porn :p
Freebasser
10-21-2005, 10:09 AM
I want to be violently sick :mad:
Knuckles
10-21-2005, 10:15 AM
I want to be violently sick :mad:
well I got violently aroused when making it :eek:
g-mile7
10-21-2005, 02:05 PM
well I got violently aroused when making it :eek:

HAHHAHAAA!!!!!
ToucanSpam
10-21-2005, 02:08 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/bigbluporn.jpg
hahahaha best one yet
Knuckles
10-22-2005, 01:33 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/crystalporn.jpg
Mcmac
10-22-2005, 03:28 AM
hahahah

who is that again?
DroppinScience
10-22-2005, 03:40 AM
hahahah

who is that again?

beastieangel01. :D
Mcmac
10-22-2005, 03:54 AM
yeah i thought so

but i didnt no if it was ciabella or beastie angel or trefesbian or sumtin
synch
10-22-2005, 06:03 AM
beastieangel=tresbienfemme

"All your boobs are belong to us" :D
Mcmac
10-22-2005, 07:59 AM
u dirty boy go suk sum cockers
Kid Presentable
10-22-2005, 08:19 AM
Funny shit. :D
ToucanSpam
10-22-2005, 10:08 AM
best thread ever
TurdBerglar
10-22-2005, 07:48 PM
that bao1 one is fuckn' great (y)
QueenAdrock
10-22-2005, 09:22 PM
Crystal's got bigger hooters than those.
TAL
10-22-2005, 09:24 PM
He did the same mistake with DandyFop's "movie" too, as I pointed out earlier.
Knuckles
10-23-2005, 05:05 AM
Crystal's got bigger hooters than those.
She's just got her shoulders pushed back.

There are also two joysticks in the way.
Beckalina
10-24-2005, 07:25 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/FBPORN.jpg
ha ha ah aha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ha :D :D

thats hot!
g-mile7
10-24-2005, 11:31 AM
Crystal's got bigger hooters than those.



hahahahaaha great one knux!
beastieangel01
10-24-2005, 12:12 PM
hahaha! oh my jesus :o
ToucanSpam
10-24-2005, 02:11 PM
hahaha! oh my jesus :o
Yours is cute though! :o
Knuckles
10-24-2005, 02:56 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/queenadrockporn1.jpg
beastieangel01
10-24-2005, 03:07 PM
haha I love it. I think that may be my new favorite :D
QueenAdrock
10-24-2005, 04:17 PM
AH JESUS CHRIST! I don't even remember posting that photo on this website!

I do like the Renaissance theme, but maybe that's just because I'm a nerdo. :( :D
Knuckles
10-25-2005, 01:22 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/pauliporn.jpg
TurdBerglar
10-25-2005, 02:58 PM
what the hell do you do for a liveing, knuckles?
Knuckles
10-25-2005, 03:15 PM
I'm Lee Majors personal assistant.
cookiepuss
10-25-2005, 03:23 PM
How come Pauli has no boobies? :( hee hee.



And I'm gonna go ahead and be a whore here....Don't you think cookiepuss is a pretty good porn name? :mad: *pouts*
g-mile7
10-25-2005, 09:36 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/pauliporn.jpg


you made my lil bro laugh at this one



"that's crazy" said my 14 year old bro (y) (y) I laughed as well
g-mile7
10-25-2005, 09:37 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/queenadrockporn1.jpg


sad thing is this is the only time I recall seeing a picture of the infmaous queen :( :)
QueenAdrock
10-25-2005, 09:52 PM
Here's a better one:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/QueenAdrock1/Deep%20Creek/driving.jpg

I prefer the stupider pictures.
Knuckles
10-26-2005, 04:06 AM
you made my lil bro laugh at this one



"that's crazy" said my 14 year old bro (y) (y) I laughed as well


good to know I'm helping to pervert the youth of America (y)



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/COOKIEPUSSPORN.jpg
cj hood
10-26-2005, 05:09 AM
what the hell do you do for a liveing, knuckles?


thats a question i've wanted to ask a lot of people here...
boys_beastie
10-26-2005, 05:15 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/COOKIEPUSSPORN.jpg

haha
Bitchamachacha
10-26-2005, 07:05 AM
Hahahahahahahaha!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I LOVE IT!!

Well, it's good to know everyone has been productive lately. Maybe a little too productive.

;)
cookiepuss
10-26-2005, 10:08 AM
good to know I'm helping to pervert the youth of America (y)



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/COOKIEPUSSPORN.jpg


Perfecto! My dream of being a porn star is now fufilled (and I didn't even have to get nekid). thank you! :D

oh, and the dirty old men are a nice touch. ;)
Knuckles
10-28-2005, 04:32 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/SYNCHPORN.jpg
g-mile7
10-28-2005, 02:40 PM
good to know I'm helping to pervert the youth of America (y)



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/COOKIEPUSSPORN.jpg



I salute you (y)
monkey
10-28-2005, 05:04 PM
omg knuckles. i <3<3<3 aliens!


hehehehhehehe but yea, that pic's got no titties. and everyone knows i got some big ol' titties.

titties.


titties.


wooo titties.
synch
10-28-2005, 06:07 PM
Oh. My. God.

Eeeeew!
avignon
11-08-2005, 10:06 PM
I'm hurt and angry and disturbed. I may never have sex again.
Knuckles
08-05-2006, 06:21 PM
HIHIHI!



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/robypirateporn.jpg
QueenAdrock
08-06-2006, 01:47 AM
Miss Soul Fire's rated ARRRRRRRGH!
ericlee
08-06-2006, 01:50 AM
Miss Soul Fire's rated ARRRRRRRGH!

haha, nice(y)
Knuckles
08-06-2006, 05:28 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/ROCKPORN.jpg
synch
08-06-2006, 05:32 PM
That is so funny and so utterly wrong :D
ericlee
08-06-2006, 10:27 PM
Mind if I add a poster?

http://img428.imageshack.us/img428/7468/dooscoobypx7.jpg
Knuckles
08-09-2006, 12:07 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/nortonporn.jpg
cosmo105
08-09-2006, 12:09 AM
Mind if I add a poster?

http://img428.imageshack.us/img428/7468/dooscoobypx7.jpg
why scooby, why :(
icy manipulator
08-09-2006, 12:46 AM
omg how did i miss this thread
Knuckles
08-09-2006, 09:40 AM
Are you upset that I gave you tan?

I can go back and change you to pasty white if it means that much to you.
beastieangel01
11-08-2006, 04:46 PM
there should be volume II's in the works, man!