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DandyFop
10-03-2005, 12:19 PM
aka "bloomin onion" from my work.

now that I work in a restaurant that makes good food, i crave it all the god damn time!

I apologozie for the pointlessness of this thread but I'm bored
TAL
10-03-2005, 12:23 PM
It wouldn't be so pointless if it was in the correct forum.
DandyFop
10-03-2005, 12:23 PM
shush!
TAL
10-03-2005, 12:24 PM
What is it? A food thing?
TurdBerglar
10-03-2005, 12:25 PM
are those like awesome blossoms?
DandyFop
10-03-2005, 12:25 PM
no...it...has nothing to do with food
TAL
10-03-2005, 12:25 PM
Alright, carry on then.
voltanapricot
10-03-2005, 12:26 PM
Do you steal food whenever the chef's back is turned?

One thing I don't miss about working in restaurants, the whole chefs-hate-restaurant-workers and restaurant-workers-hate-chefs-back sctick.

WELL I SOMETIMES ATE YOUR BREADROLLS, GORILLAS.
DandyFop
10-03-2005, 12:27 PM
Actually, none of that happens in the one I work at...but it's not really "chefs", it's "cooks" who are pretty much all from Mexico. They are all awesome and let me attempt to speak spanish to them.

I always eat the croutons
Echewta
10-03-2005, 12:28 PM
I think I would enjoy giving a woman a boquet of texas roses with a heart shaped box of dipping sauce.
DandyFop
10-03-2005, 12:29 PM
god dammit echewta. GOD DAMMIT
Echewta
10-03-2005, 12:41 PM
i have a feeling my hand would be burnt from the hot oils dripping from the stems, whatever those would be made out of. Perhaps breadsticks, ribs, or bigstick popsicles.
zippo
10-03-2005, 12:51 PM
that guy from "The Restaurant" i think its called, the rality show...he cooks, hes in charge, hes cocky, hes hot
TurdBerglar
10-03-2005, 12:52 PM
mmmmmm


calories
jabumbo
10-03-2005, 12:58 PM
onions are meant to be fried in the best way
jabumbo
10-03-2005, 01:47 PM
they are good, a bit too salty though.....but I am guilty of gluttony.


stop eating the krispy kremes and oyu wont have to worry about anything
jabumbo
10-03-2005, 02:00 PM
hahahaa....I dont eat krispy kremes


yeah, and i don't have sex with your mom



stop playing aorund, you.
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 02:16 PM
I could really go for a Swedish massage.
DandyFop
10-03-2005, 03:14 PM
awesome bloosoms = 3500 calories

No joke, you will literally gain a pound if you eat one.

I can't imagine eating a whole one!

some of the people who come in there though could probably eat three in one sitting....it's sad :(
little j
10-03-2005, 08:44 PM
those things are way yummy
DandyFop
10-03-2005, 10:59 PM
I'm going to complain in this thread since it's about my work - I had my first bitter waitress moment tonight.

These 4 fat asses bill was 53.12, and they left...55 bucks. Yeah, thanks a lot you jackasses. I did not fuck up one single thing, I kept their drinks filled, ugh. Jerks.

And the best part was, they were idiots. I asked them if they wanted an appetizer, and the woman said "No thanks, we're driving tonight". It was NOT a joke - she thought I was talking about a drinK! Morons.
DandyFop
10-04-2005, 09:17 AM
Yeah, seriously...I think they were Mormon so she was like ready to fire with a response in case I offered anything that sounded remotely like alcohol.
jabumbo
10-04-2005, 10:08 AM
you should have spiked their drinks with vodka and watched them pass out in their food
King PSYZ
10-04-2005, 10:56 AM
what is this world coming to?!