View Full Version : ATTN: BEAR!
armyofme
10-03-2005, 01:08 PM
Thanks dude.
This board has been totally dead until you breathed some life into it recently by stirring up controversy.
I dont take back a word I said about you, in fact I revel in it.
God bless people's need for control and their unquenchable curiosity and demand to know it all.
Loppfessor
10-03-2005, 02:18 PM
Oooh sounds like I might have actually missed something round here. Hopefully the statement above is true cus this place has been super lame lately
Qdrop
10-03-2005, 02:19 PM
Oooh sounds like I might have actually missed something round here. Hopefully the statement above is true cus this place has been super lame lately
it's not.
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 02:20 PM
Hey Q, come over here and finish pleasuring my bare groin.
adam_f
10-03-2005, 02:21 PM
I was actually going to make a thread with the same title proclaiming how much of a homo BEAR! is. No one except WHAM! uses caps lock and exclamation points like that, dammit.
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 02:24 PM
I was actually going to make a thread with the same title proclaiming how much of a homo BEAR! is. No one except WHAM! uses caps lock and exclamation points like that, dammit.
Go start another thread about all the turmoil in your life.
And then pleasure my bear schlong.
instigator7022
10-03-2005, 02:26 PM
just how big is a bear schlong?
Loppfessor
10-03-2005, 02:27 PM
I dunno guys....this dude seems kinda funny to me
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 02:28 PM
just how big is a bear schlong?
Bend over and I'll show you.
Boy oh boy, you walked right into that one. And I'm just a fuckin bear.
Qdrop
10-03-2005, 02:34 PM
he just got more vulgar and funnier....
i'm guessing someone else just took over the alias...?
it don't sound like toucan anymore....
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 02:34 PM
I dunno guys....this dude seems kinda funny to me
You're only able to pay attention because you're not busy pleasuring my weiner like these fools are.
instigator7022
10-03-2005, 02:37 PM
Bend over and I'll show you.
Boy oh boy, you walked right into that one. And I'm just a fuckin bear.
ah.
Lex Diamonds
10-03-2005, 02:39 PM
Rinse out! Like colonic irrigation!
Public Enema Number One relievin' constipation!
hardnox71
10-03-2005, 02:39 PM
You're only able to pay attention because you're not busy pleasuring my weiner like these fools are.
Weiner?
For some reason that word just doesn't match someone of your stature.
Weiner.
No. It's definitely not you.
Loppfessor
10-03-2005, 02:40 PM
You're only able to pay attention because you're not busy pleasuring my weiner like these fools are.
Yeah animal sex is a young man's game....I gave that shit up a while back
Lex Diamonds
10-03-2005, 02:46 PM
Yeah animal sex is a young man's game....I gave that shit up a while back
This reminds me of a joke.
Some dude is driving through the rural valleys of Wales when his car breaks down and trundles to a stop. He is looking at the engine to try and work out what's wrong when a local farmer stops his tractor and says "Alright, son, what's goin' on 'ere?" So the guy explains that his car is broken and the farmer (who is also, by curious chance, a mechanic) has a look under the hood.
"Ah, I see the problem mate" he says, "you've blown a seal." "So what?" replies the man "You fuck sheep!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 02:54 PM
Yeah animal sex is a young man's game....I gave that shit up a while back
I'm not really one to talk. But I see how it's different for you.
ToucanSpam
10-03-2005, 03:18 PM
BEAR!, would you like to come over for some porridge?
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 03:20 PM
The only thing I'd like to come over for is to see your parents and find out how the fuck an abomination like you was created and born unto this earth.
FUCK PORRIDGE - THIS IS THE BEAR! REVOLUTION
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 03:21 PM
No, that reply sucked. I meant:
How about I just come over you and leave some "porridge" on your womanly little backside?
adam_f
10-03-2005, 03:21 PM
Fucking hate aliases.
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 03:22 PM
Don't even fuck with me, BEAR!
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 03:22 PM
Fucking hate aliases.
Cry us a river.
ToucanSpam
10-03-2005, 03:23 PM
Wow, mickill has gone overboard.
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 03:26 PM
No. MicKill's not involved. You should be able to tell since these BEAR! posts suck again.
hey i want to try making a bear post, someone give me the password
ToucanSpam
10-03-2005, 03:27 PM
I like bears. Can I braid your fur?
hardnox71
10-03-2005, 03:29 PM
I don't know who this new BEAR! is but I don't like him. Everything he says has to do with him coming all over someone's mouth or back or someone sucking on his BEAR! bits. I liked the first BEAR! This one's a freak.
adam_f
10-03-2005, 03:30 PM
This BEAR! is sort of like Andy Dick. I can't fucking stand him.
i can make him funny again, i swear, just give me the password
hardnox71
10-03-2005, 03:38 PM
i can make him funny again, i swear, just give me the password
Pal, if I had it you would own it.
edit-I'm reading that the first BEAR! was Mickill. For some reason, and I can't explain why, I pictured the first BEAR! being Bigblu. Don't know why buy I did.
mickill
10-03-2005, 03:52 PM
Uh, where'd you read that? That's not cool. I work too damned hard to be associated with such an atrocity.
adam_f
10-03-2005, 03:55 PM
Sort of like Christopher Walken starring in 'The Country Bears.'
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