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BEAR!
10-03-2005, 01:51 PM
If someone tells you that they're a virgin, and then later on you find out that they'd actually orally pleasured someone in the past, would you say HEY WAIT A MINUTE or would you be all OH OK about it? I need to know what you think. You kinda have to put yourself in the position of an 18 year old and/or a bear.
jabumbo
10-03-2005, 01:54 PM
what is 18 in bear years?
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 01:56 PM
Like 19 or 20 I guess.
Qdrop
10-03-2005, 01:57 PM
toucan...knock it off.....
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 02:06 PM
Yeah Toucan.

Whatever it is your doing....fruit.
instigator7022
10-03-2005, 02:11 PM
giving oral sex does not make u unflowered
adam_f
10-03-2005, 02:15 PM
Ewwwww! Oral sex is why Jewish people don't like Jesus.
Echewta
10-03-2005, 02:16 PM
It could count for anything, it doesn't really matter.
redhead
10-03-2005, 02:18 PM
imo, you do not lose your virginity by giving/receiving head...
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 02:19 PM
giving oral sex does not make u unflowered
So if you performed oral sex on me, it wouldn't be like we "did it" or anything.

But it'd still be beastiality on your part, so you're not COMPLETELY innocent mister.
hardnox71
10-03-2005, 02:25 PM
Bear, uh, well, if you don't mind me asking.........

exactly how did this question manage to present itself to you? I mean, do bears give each other head.? I sincerely hope I'm not getting too personal. Me being a human, your question sparked a lighthearted interest in how bears manage to get freaky. I guess the phrase 'too much teeth! too much teeth!!!' really applies in your situation, huh? Who sleeps in the wet spot? you or Mrs. Bear?

Just curious.


Ewwwww! Oral sex is why Jewish people don't like Jesus.
Adam, what the hell are you talking about?
adam_f
10-03-2005, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by hardnox71
Adam, what the hell are you talking about?

I'm talking about me stomping a mudhole in your ass the size of REFRIDGERATOR PERRY, BIOTCH!
Lex Diamonds
10-03-2005, 02:28 PM
Like, DUH, that's the whole point of the bases. It aint the same at all.

1st base - pulling (or "making out" as you Yanks call it)
2nd base - rubsies
3rd base - sucky sucky
4th base - porkin'
hardnox71
10-03-2005, 02:31 PM
I'm talking about me stomping a mudhole in your ass the size of REFRIDGERATOR PERRY, BIOTCH!
Too late. I paid someone to stomp me a nice Refridgerator Perry sized mudhole yesterday. Worth every fucking penny. You should see the size of my mudhole. It's a beaut, I tell ya!!
Rock
10-03-2005, 02:32 PM
What about the girls that let you drill their assholes but not their vajayjays? Do you consider them virgins?
hardnox71
10-03-2005, 02:34 PM
vajayjays?
Hahahahahahahaha

vajayjays. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! :D
Loppfessor
10-03-2005, 02:35 PM
I doesn't count as sex but it DOES count as cheating....found that out the hard way
instigator7022
10-03-2005, 02:36 PM
^ id say technically still a virgin
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 02:41 PM
Bear, uh, well, if you don't mind me asking.........

exactly how did this question manage to present itself to you? I mean, do bears give each other head.? I sincerely hope I'm not getting too personal. Me being a human, your question sparked a lighthearted interest in how bears manage to get freaky. I guess the phrase 'too much teeth! too much teeth!!!' really applies in your situation, huh? Who sleeps in the wet spot? you or Mrs. Bear?

Just curious.



Adam, what the hell are you talking about?

Look man, I may not walk around in nice little Dockers and Gap button-ups like you do, but it doesn't mean I don't have any class. You think that we as a species just walk around on all fours sucking eachother's genitalia all day long? What kinda guy even asks a question like that? I won't have you patronize me or the missus like that. You wanted my attention. Well you got it man! Let me know where you wanna do this and I'll let you sample my bearhood with your mouth and you can find out firsthand and satisfy your curiosity altogether. And then I'll break a tree trunk off in your ass!
Qdrop
10-03-2005, 02:43 PM
Look man, I may not walk around in nice little Dockers and Gap button-ups like you do, but it doesn't mean I don't have any class. You think that we as a species just walk around on all fours sucking eachother's genitalia all day long? What kinda guy even asks a question like that? I won't have you patronize me or the missus like that. You wanted my attention. Well you got it man! Let me know where you wanna do this and I'll let you sample my bearhood with your mouth and you can find out first hand and satisfy your curiosity altogether. And then I'll break a tree trunk off in your ass!

now THAT sounds like Mickill^^

to the "T"...
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 02:45 PM
Man, MicKill is a flaming faggot! Don't compare us, bro.
hardnox71
10-03-2005, 02:45 PM
Look man, I may not walk around in nice little Dockers and Gap button-ups like you do, but it doesn't mean I don't have any class. You think that we as a species just walk around on all fours sucking eachother's genitalia all day long? What kinda guy even asks a question like that? I won't have you patronize me or the missus like that. You wanted my attention. Well you got it man! Let me know where you wanna do this and I'll let you sample my bearhood with your mouth and you can find out firsthand and satisfy your curiosity altogether. And then I'll break a tree trunk off in your ass!
Judging from your irritiation I would say she makes you sleep in the wet spot. Right?
Loppfessor
10-03-2005, 02:48 PM
Hardnox where the crap you been? Oh and clean out your PM box
hardnox71
10-03-2005, 02:48 PM
Hardnox where the crap you been? Oh and clean out your PM box
Done.
Echewta
10-03-2005, 02:48 PM
the original Bear! was fine. I don't know why they gave the password out.
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 02:49 PM
Judging from your irritiation I would say she makes you sleep in the wet spot. Right?
Listen man, how about I put a wet spot on your face? I'll leave you lookin like a Got Milk? ad.
Qdrop
10-03-2005, 02:49 PM
the original Bear! was fine. I don't know why they gave the password out.

man....i didn't think Mickill did the "alias" thing.

that's a shame.
BEAR!
10-03-2005, 02:51 PM
man....i didn't think Mickill did the "alias" thing.

that's a shame.

If I did. This wouldn't be it.
hardnox71
10-03-2005, 02:52 PM
Listen man, how about I put a wet spot on your face? I'll leave you lookin like a Got Milk? ad.
Such violence!!! I absolutely abhor violence. It is extremely unbecoming, immature and....and.....and violent!!

I think you need to go see a 'bear'apist.


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Thank you! Thank you, people!! I'm here all week. Try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress on your way out!! Good-night!!
ToucanSpam
10-03-2005, 03:16 PM
Anal sex does not count towards losing your virginity.