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CrankItUp!
10-03-2005, 08:56 PM
I have sex on the mind and a question : Is it possible for a female to masturbate using HER OWN toes ?
TurdBerglar
10-03-2005, 08:57 PM
i don't thing so


but maybe her heel
CrankItUp!
10-03-2005, 09:03 PM
I didn't have heels in mind - but that MIGHT be possible. What about toes though ?
cookiepuss
10-03-2005, 09:14 PM
she'd have to do alot of yoga i can tell ya that.



um... I don't like toes (mine included) near my vagina. ummmm kay?
CrankItUp!
10-03-2005, 09:31 PM
One morning, my ex-girlfriend got up on my big toe one and got herself off with it - lucky for her that the toenail was trimmed.
cookiepuss
10-03-2005, 09:32 PM
ew. ok sorry I just don't like feet. :(
CrankItUp!
10-03-2005, 09:36 PM
I think its hot as hell for a chick to lick her own toes. (y)
TurdBerglar
10-03-2005, 09:37 PM
no that's fuckn' gross
CrankItUp!
10-03-2005, 09:43 PM
The chick doing it on my hard drive isn't gross at all - but fucking hot as hell. :cool:
Medellia
10-03-2005, 10:08 PM
Um, ew. WHY would someone even think about fucking a toe?
hitmonlee
10-03-2005, 10:11 PM
don't think toes have enough co-ordination
jabumbo
10-03-2005, 10:11 PM
whose waiting for me to chime in on the feet question?



fuckin hell i aint!
QueenAdrock
10-03-2005, 10:26 PM
I can still suck my own toes, so I'm sure I could make it work.

Ew.
CrankItUp!
10-03-2005, 10:39 PM
I'm not referring to MYSELF licking any chicks toes or feet - cause that shit would be gross. I'm just fixated on lesbo-activity involving toes. Would you gals "get-off" on watching a guy whank himself off using his feet - if possible ?
HEIRESS
10-03-2005, 10:44 PM
I curl my feet up under me alot when Im sitting in a chair...
CrankItUp!
10-03-2005, 10:46 PM
cool
CrankItUp!
10-03-2005, 10:47 PM
it might suck when the sock gets stuck up there :(
hahahahaha...that's fucking funny :D
QueenAdrock
10-03-2005, 10:50 PM
Would you gals "get-off" on watching a guy whank himself off using his feet - if possible ?

Definitely not. Feet are gross. There can be toe funguses, athelete's foot, toe jam, yellow toenails and bacteria, calluses, warts, and an overall smell of funk after a long day in the sun, and they're usually washed only once a day. If men had hands as funky as feet, that'd be really gross for them to touch their penises with that too. (n)
Medellia
10-03-2005, 10:50 PM
I'm not referring to MYSELF licking any chicks toes or feet - cause that shit would be gross. I'm just fixated on lesbo-activity involving toes. Would you gals "get-off" on watching a guy whank himself off using his feet - if possible ?
No. I can honestly say I wouldn't.
cookiepuss
10-03-2005, 11:03 PM
Definitely not. Feet are gross. There can be toe funguses, athelete's foot, toe jam, yellow toenails and bacteria, calluses, warts, and an overall smell of funk after a long day in the sun, and they're usually washed only once a day. If men had hands as funky as feet, that'd be really gross for them to touch their penises with that too. (n)

thank you Lamisil for your disgusting little animation creation that so firmly reminds me why I despise feet (http://mag.awn.com/issue8.05/8.05images/spots07_wildBrain_Lamisil.jpg)
TurdBerglar
10-03-2005, 11:50 PM
I HATE THOSE FUCKN' COMMERCIALS


i have to change the channel imediately and my toes curl up and i have to rub my toes together. i also don't like have my toenails touched. it's extremely discomforting to me. and dragging my nails against sheets makes me wanna break shit.
DandyFop
10-03-2005, 11:56 PM
thank you Lamisil for your disgusting little animation creation that so firmly reminds me why I despise feet (http://mag.awn.com/issue8.05/8.05images/spots07_wildBrain_Lamisil.jpg)

Will Arnett (aka GOB from Arrested Development) does the voiceover for those commercials! He's not the animated thing, but the guy who's all "Do you have flaky discolored nails?" Awesome.
QueenAdrock
10-04-2005, 08:09 AM
I heard a while back that the little Lamisil guy was rated the #1 most disturbing character in commercials, based on the fact that he opens up that guy's nail like a suitcase and that really upset viewers.
TurdBerglar
10-04-2005, 10:51 AM
that's the part the gets me. i find myself just watching the commercial sometimes for the rush i get when i see it.
CiaoBella
10-04-2005, 11:07 AM
don't think toes have enough co-ordination

If you're a dancer they do. ;)
Bob
10-04-2005, 11:10 AM
I heard a while back that the little Lamisil guy was rated the #1 most disturbing character in commercials, based on the fact that he opens up that guy's nail like a suitcase and that really upset viewers.

BARF!

that's one of those things that i can never think about without cringing, is shit inolving toe/fingernails. the only thing worse than that is taking a pin, and....garg, i can't even finish the sentence, too gross

who the fuck put that on TV?
sam i am
10-04-2005, 11:38 AM
Man, sounds like everyone doesn't like feet and toes.

I'd just like to state, for the record, that I agree that feet/toes are gross when they are unwashed.

Wash them thoroughly, however, and give your woman a good foot rub, use some oil, then have her rub you with 'em....mmmm,mmmmm....good.

When they're REALLY clean and soft, their nice to carress and kiss, too.

OK, I know....too much info. BUT, I just wanted to put in a good word for feet...they can be sensual and inviting, in the right person and context.

Besides, my wife has the best feet in the world...no bad webbing and clean, clean, clean.
wanton wench
10-04-2005, 11:44 AM
I have sex on the mind and a question : Is it possible for a female to masturbate using HER OWN toes ?
the more important question here is why would you want to? even if you could, why? its just, so wrong! feet are gross and you cant possibly get that much pleasure from your toes. come on, look how small they are!
miss_bhaven
10-04-2005, 08:03 PM
ew. ok sorry I just don't like feet. :(

Yuck! I hate feet too :(
miss_bhaven
10-04-2005, 08:05 PM
just fixated on lesbo-activity involving toes.

I'm with a chiq and we have neva thort of using toes!
Rancid_Beasties
10-04-2005, 08:06 PM
Yeah this whole concept is pretty wrong.
miss_bhaven
10-04-2005, 08:16 PM
I have sex on the mind and a question : Is it possible for a female to masturbate using HER OWN toes ?

I think that is fkn rank. Full stop.
I have never thought of using my toes or therefore anyone elses toes for sexual pleasure. Toes are friggn' small anyway! What kind of 'toe' or 'toes' are you thinking of?! :confused: Crazzeeeeee
Bionic
02-22-2006, 10:42 PM
my friend made a rabbit appear with her magic wand.