FUCKING HELL!!

[Tzar]

i really should try on clothing i'm about to buy.

i bought some pants today and they're at least 2 sizes too small!!!!!

they look so much bigger when ya holding 'em. :mad: :(

but it's half alright - cause i bought Illmatic. (y)

[instigator7022]

WElllllll... you could wear them and be realy emo

[Loppfessor]

Or lose some damn weight tubby

[Tzar]

Or lose some damn weight tubby
i ain't tubby yet son.
i went back and changed 'em for a bigger pair. :cool:

[TurdBerglar]

i do this shit all the time. the sizes of jeans have been changeing over the last few years. i use to wear 36/36 for years, since the 10th grade(not fat, just like em loose), but then the clotheing manufacturers started makeing pants rediculously huge. so i went back to my 34/34's that i buy now. but sometimes the 34/34's are smaller around the waste but at the same time have a longer inseam then most 34/34's. so i end up haveing pants that are way too tight around the waste and way too long that i end up walking on the them. and i hate trying on clothes. i just want to buy my shit and get the fuck out. now i have to wait to ask the gay guy if he can unlock the fitting room and then he waits outside the door and shit. im not gonna steal anything, asshole.


i hate buying clothes.

[CrankItUp!]

Just wear a "moo-moo" like Homer Simpson did on one episode. :p

[miss_bhaven]

Or lose some damn weight tubby

:mad: Not nice!! My Matt isn't tubby :( You're a big meany!! (n)

[Freebasser]

Clothes sizes should always be taken with a pinch of salt.

Especially shoes.

[Tzar]

i hate buying clothes.
(!) i know. i only ever buy clothes when i need to. i don't have the urge to buy something that looks cool. i'd rather blow money on cds.

[Lindsey_1535]

I just bought a bunch of clotheessss cause I get money this weekend!! I LIKE SHOPPPPING!!
Coffee is ready.

[miss_bhaven]

but then the clotheing manufacturers started makeing pants rediculously huge.

It's the opposite wif us grrlies... All shops these days think we're friggn anorexic! I remember size 10 used to be a proper size...now it looks like a size 6! It's ridiculous (n) I love shopping, but having to try on different sizes in different shops shit me...I should be able to know what size I am and stick with it. Not go to one shop and have size 12 fit me, then go to another and have size 12 not fit me :mad:

[ToucanSpam]

I am too fat to buy clothes. :(

[Tzar]

I am too fat to buy clothes. :(
*points and laughs*

[ToucanSpam]

*points and laughs*
*punches*

[Tzar]

*punches*
*whips out an empty bottle of Stella, looks at it as if to think "where the fuck did come from?", ignores where it came from and smashes it across TS's face and runs off with one of his socks*

[ToucanSpam]

*whips out an empty bottle of Stella, looks at it as if to think "where the fuck did come from?", ignores where it came from and smashes it across TS's face and runs off with one of his socks*
YOU BITCH!!


*throws Master of Puppets into Tzar's head*

[Tzar]

*throws Master of Puppets into Tzar's head*
*crys and sobs* noooooooo!! you broke the case!! :(

[ToucanSpam]

shit


Don't let Cliff see that.... :(

[TurdBerglar]

tzar

stop being a bitch

[miss_bhaven]

tzar

stop being a bitch

:mad:

[Tzar]

stop being a bitchfuck off cunt. i'm the one that had the balls to break a bottle across his face.

must i use my brick? i'm getting sick of breaking teeth with it. the only joy i get from my brick is when i smash the cartledge in people's noses up into their brain.

[TurdBerglar]

:mad:


oh just get it over with and give the poor kid some head

[Tzar]

oh just get it over with and give the poor kid some head
:eek:












i second this. :D

[miss_bhaven]

oh just get it over with and give the poor kid some head

Ummm...no thankyou :D

[ToucanSpam]

SHOT DOWN

[TurdBerglar]

then give your chick some head and let him watch

[miss_bhaven]

then give your chick some head and let him watch

Ohhh, Already accomplished buddy!! ;) So don't be a smart-arse fool

[TurdBerglar]

so how was it, tzar?

[ToucanSpam]

Ohhh, Already accomplished buddy!! ;) So don't be a smart-arse fool
:eek: :eek: :eek:

[miss_bhaven]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

I'm joking, relax ur undies boi :D My gf and I don't share

[ToucanSpam]

I'm joking, relax ur undies boi :D My gf and I don't share
:mad: :eek:

[Tzar]

so how was it, tzar?
it was terrific. never shot my load so far in my life. (y)

[TurdBerglar]

you're friend's a slut, huh? (y)

[ToucanSpam]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[miss_bhaven]

you're friend's a slut, huh? (y)

:eek: :eek: :eek: Um, no. Shut the fuck up cunt.

[TurdBerglar]

shove what up a cunt, what?

[Lindsey_1535]

hmmmmmmmmm

[TurdBerglar]

lindsey is getting hot


she likes this shit

[miss_bhaven]

shove what up a cunt, what?

Hilarious boy you are.

[miss_bhaven]

You're pathetic Turd.

[TurdBerglar]

whatever you say sweety

[zorra_chiflada]

i hate trying on clothes too. sometimes i end up crying secretly

[icy manipulator]

hahaha. good thread. but yeah i bought a mad shirt the other day that fits perfectly, which is surprising because i was so fucking high when i tried it on. maybe i should take a pill everytime i go shopping from now on :confused:

[Kid Presentable]

hahaha. good thread. but yeah i bought a mad shirt the other day that fits perfectly, which is surprising because i was so fucking high when i tried it on. maybe i should take a pill everytime i go shopping from now on :confused:

haha.

[Tzar]

maybe i should take a pill everytime i go shopping from now on :confused:
cause pills are cool and everything :rolleyes:

[Loppfessor]

Is miss_bhavn Tzar's lil sister or something??


Anyway glad that whole pants crisis worked out for you...these days you gots ta try shit on before you buy it. Stores have like 8 different cuts for pants so a 32/32 fits 8 different ways!

[Tzar]

Is miss_bhavn Tzar's lil sister or something??
nahhhhh, she could my 'sister', like the way homie G's use it.

[Loppfessor]

^I dunno man I'm just taking a guess but I'd say she's like 14....be careful with that shit

[icy manipulator]

cause pills are cool and everything :rolleyes:

you know this :rolleyes:

[Tzar]

^I dunno man I'm just taking a guess but I'd say she's like 14....be careful with that shit
she's my age?! and no i ain't 14, bitch

[Loppfessor]

^ In that case she just sounds like a psycho stalker so be EXTRA careful cus that can fuck you up worse than messin with a 14 year old

[Medellia]

I know how to make sure pants will fit without trying them on. :D

[TurdBerglar]

^ In that case she just sounds like a psycho stalker so be EXTRA careful cus that can fuck you up worse than messin with a 14 year old


nah man. she's just a skanky ho useing tzar for attention

[Tzar]

:rolleyes:
leave her alone, dudes

[Loppfessor]

oh jeebus not another board "couple"

[Kid Presentable]

I know how to make sure pants will fit without trying them on. :D

Do you use your upper arm? Cause I've heard (and it wasn't my theory) that the point where the female arm meets the female armpit is analogous to your undercarriage.

[TurdBerglar]

oh jeebus not another board "couple"


no dude, she's got a girlfriend. yes a girlfriend. tzar is just hanging around her for obvious reasons. she only seems to post when she's hanging out with tzar. i can just picture her sitting on tzars lap teasing the fuck out of him while she posts shit.

[Ace42X]

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/

[tulla]

i bought two pairs of pants last night. one i got in the size that i normally wear and the other i bought a size smaller than what i normally get. the reason for this is because i purchased them with the belief that they will be my new pair of "hot pants", or pants that i will wear out, because they hug the curves in all the right places...even if they are a bit too tight. oh well!

[tulla]

oh, and i just tried the "hot pants" on a little while ago and was like, "MAN, THESE SHITS SURE ARE UNCOMFORTABLE!"

but, you know what, i bet they'll stretch out quite a bit.

[Bob]

Why Intellectual Whores?

This term is often misunderstood so I thought I would take a moment to explain what it means and where it came from. This should also help you determine if you are an intellectual whore yourself.

In 1978 the great Woody Allen published a book called Getting Even. In it was a story called "The Whore of Mensa." It was about men who were dating beautiful but stupid women, and had to hire whores to talk to them about intellectual topics. Although the term is not used in the story, I've always thought of that as an "intellectual whore." So this planted the seed of the term.

Later in life I started encountering a certain breed of woman. To begin with they never wanted to sleep with me. Now, this by itself is okay--not all women will want to sleep with me. However, this particular breed wanted to have me around to talk to and to make them laugh, because I was so "entertaining" and "funny." Some of them went so far as to describe our relationship as that of "friends", and a few even had the audacity to talk to me about problems they had with other guys.

Later I realized what had been happening. I was being used for their amusement and entertainment while they were busy fucking outlaw bikers. Of course they weren't interested in me sexually; they were too busy with guys with forearm tattoos. But apparently they still needed some intellectual stimulation. That's when they would call me with an opening line like "Tell me something interesting." or some other not-to-subtle line. I recalled the term intellectual whore and applied it to this situation. These women had made me into their intellectual whore. Since then I have dedicated a large part of my life to avoiding this trap, and the various bitches that try to put you in it.

In short, it does not refer to a "smart slut" as it were, but rather to males who are kept around by women for their mental entertainment. These men usually want to sleep with these women who usually consider these men friends.

here's a happy fellow :rolleyes:

[Ace42X]

His theories (or rather, his lucid expression of what most guys who ahve been aroudn the block a few times know) are very astute. The Ladder Theory is spot on.