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cookiepuss
10-05-2005, 03:21 PM
Tom knocked-up Katie

film at 11 (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051005/en_nm/cruise_dc)
jabumbo
10-05-2005, 03:24 PM
that just made my day
TAL
10-05-2005, 03:24 PM
I don't see what's so strange about that.
wanton wench
10-05-2005, 03:28 PM
shit now that one guy is going to come around expecting a date! shit why didnt i just tell him "when pigs fly" instead! shit!
Mustangjen808
10-05-2005, 03:38 PM
OMG they are reproducing...this cant be good...this kid is going to have the biggest teeth in the whole world
Ace42X
10-05-2005, 03:39 PM
I don't see what's so strange about that.

He's gay.
TAL
10-05-2005, 03:48 PM
I doubt that makes him spermless.
Rock
10-05-2005, 03:54 PM
does it even matter?
Echewta
10-05-2005, 03:57 PM
lets watch in a year when katie and tom are on maury and katie says "Tom, you know I love you but remember that time you were gone for two months to film that movie? Well, i cheated on you and baby goose might not be yours. Its possible the one I'm carrying, Jester, could be someone elses too"
lazatiger
10-05-2005, 04:31 PM
Oh well.

The only shocking part on there for me was his age. 43!? I didn't know he was that old.
cookiepuss
10-05-2005, 05:11 PM
I doubt that makes him spermless.

it doesn't however, since he tried to have children with his first two wives (Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman) and was never suscessful, it was widely rumored that he was sterile (and or gay). that's why it's kinda surprising that he succeeded this time.
TAL
10-05-2005, 05:17 PM
Third time's the charm.
jabumbo
10-05-2005, 05:18 PM
he could have gotten ashton kuchter to lend him some juice
Medellia
10-05-2005, 11:10 PM
Didn't she say she was going to remain a virgin until marriage? Oh and ew.
QueenAdrock
10-05-2005, 11:16 PM
The age gap between her and Tom is like me dating a 6 year old. And I'm 22.

You know there's something wrong when she says "I grew up idolizing Tom Cruise, I had all his posters on my wall." :rolleyes:
Documad
10-05-2005, 11:35 PM
^^ Yeah, you don't see me reproducing with Harrison Ford. :rolleyes:
beastieangel01
10-05-2005, 11:36 PM
that makes me want to throw up.

oh well.
QueenAdrock
10-06-2005, 12:05 AM
Well, yeah, and I'd probably still bang Harrison Ford (sorry, Documad but you gave him up). But if he ever knocked me up, I'd have a date with the vacuum cleaner and then the toilet. :cool:
Audielicious
10-06-2005, 10:58 AM
I was a huge Tom Cruise fan in the 80's. Cocktail was a movie that I could watch over and over again. Then I saw Magnolia one night on cable. I no longer "respect the cock". My friend and I were talking about how it must have been Nicole who couldn't have babies and now he can have babies with Katie because she's got "working parts". Sidenote: What's up with Tom being such a dickhead to Brooke Shields just because she took anti-depressants for her post-partum depression? I swear, Scientologists are fucked up.

sorry to the Scientologists on the board, if any
Audielicious
10-06-2005, 10:59 AM
Didn't she say she was going to remain a virgin until marriage? Oh and ew.
Katie Holmes dated Joshua Jackson for over a year and she was also engaged to Chris Klein for a long time. Do you really think she's a virgin? She's not Joey Potter, folks. :rolleyes:
cookiepuss
10-06-2005, 11:03 AM
Sidenote: What's up with Tom being such a dickhead to Brooke Shields just because she took anti-depressants for her post-partum depression? I swear, Scientologists are fucked up.

sorry to the Scientologists on the board, if any


yes. I do hope Katie doesn't get post partum depression because it's not like she's going to get any sympathay from Tom.
cosmo105
10-06-2005, 11:04 AM
i thought he and nicole did have kids?
Audielicious
10-06-2005, 11:04 AM
i thought he and nicole did have kids?
They're adopted.
cosmo105
10-06-2005, 11:05 AM
oh. i'll be damned.
Medellia
10-06-2005, 05:29 PM
Katie Holmes dated Joshua Jackson for over a year and she was also engaged to Chris Klein for a long time. Do you really think she's a virgin? She's not Joey Potter, folks. :rolleyes:
Heh, I never thought she actually was one, I just found it interesting that she claimed she was going to wait for marriage, then gets knocked up before the wedding.
zorra_chiflada
10-06-2005, 05:54 PM
i heard that tom cruise sued his first wife (mimi rogers or something) for saying that he shoots blanks.
i bet you a dollar he does, and katie had sex with someone else.
instigator7022
10-06-2005, 06:05 PM
Yeah, I thought she was going to be a virgin as well. I mean, when she got married.

It's not entirely wrong though. I had a teenage crush on Christian Slater and i'd still fuck him if he offered.


amen. christian slater. *sigh*
Anne Lauren
10-07-2005, 12:02 AM
I knew it! There had to something behind this relationship...she has a bun in the oven.