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RaZoRbLaDe KiSs
10-05-2005, 05:59 PM
You dont need a man to be happy.... That and Marry a younger guy so when Your old HE can take care of YOU instead of you taking care of him...
TurdBerglar
10-05-2005, 06:01 PM
"most women are evil and will use you"
Freebasser
10-05-2005, 07:03 PM
The word "cunt"
Loppfessor
10-06-2005, 12:38 AM
When I was a boy
"Don't pee outside cus I bird will fly by and think it's a worm and try to eat it"
When I teen/young man
"You better wrap that sucker up or I'll chop it off"
Most recently
"When it comes to getting married don't ever settle on anything"
that she's always right. i used to disagree until every time SHE WAS RIGHT.
instigator7022
10-06-2005, 09:46 AM
never tease a weasel
bigblu89
10-06-2005, 09:49 AM
How to walk.
This thing with soda straws.
avignon
10-06-2005, 11:38 AM
Not to call her unless absolutely everything in my life is perfect.
cosmo105
10-06-2005, 11:59 AM
Things work out okay a ridiculous amount of the time so stop worrying.
Debt will always be there, money will always be a problem. But that's not what matters in life.
Gas stoves bake better cakes than electric.
adam_f
10-06-2005, 02:21 PM
Use an oven mitt to take bake goods out of the oven.
#1 if you really, really want something, you could make it happen
#2 kill 'em with kindness
#3 you'll kiss a thousand frogs before you kiss your prince
#4 go to school and get an education
dublirie04
10-07-2005, 06:09 AM
She taught me to sew my own clothes ---
thats a lifelong skill that I can never go wrong with.
She also taught me how to hide a grow room -- yup, a whole room -- whenever she wanted to come visit....I wonder if she ever knew??? :rolleyes:
like2_drink
10-07-2005, 06:11 AM
how to spell the word " ever " :rolleyes:
the best thing my mom taught me to be is independent, if that's possible
Beckalina
10-07-2005, 06:24 AM
My mum has taught me alot.
but mainly just stuff about horses
ms.peachy
10-07-2005, 06:30 AM
How to make a delicious apple pie.
Anne Lauren
10-07-2005, 06:35 AM
She taught me how to not let what people say get to you. And with my new job dealing with egotistical, power-hungary, all men, except for 2 women, attorneys...I'm having to remind myself everyday.
armyofme
10-07-2005, 09:15 AM
Always make sure he loves you more than you will love him.
She also ensured that no matter what, he will always mean more to me than I ever will to him.
Kid Presentable
10-07-2005, 12:00 PM
How to sling crack rocks at the old-folks home, and the school across the road.
ToucanSpam
10-07-2005, 12:03 PM
Never give up on your goals.
Kid Presentable
10-07-2005, 12:05 PM
Never give up on your goals.
Is your goal to look less like Simon Pegg?
him (http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/02/00/58m.jpg)
ToucanSpam
10-07-2005, 12:06 PM
I don't look like him.
I don't look like anyone.
Kid Presentable
10-07-2005, 12:09 PM
I don't look like him.
I don't look like anyone.
You look more like him than me.
me (http://www.dancingmonica.com/imagefile/manute.jpg)
Nadia
10-07-2005, 12:27 PM
Don't be afraid to feel 100% everything in your life. And also, always trust your feelings.
When you feel the teeth, let the white stuff flow....
mp-seventythree
10-07-2005, 01:54 PM
Is your goal to look less like Simon Pegg?
him (http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/02/00/58m.jpg)
I think that may become my signature....
hardnox71
10-07-2005, 09:00 PM
I haven't seen her since I was 3 so I think the best thing my mother ever taught me was not to rely on anyone. Ever. They will always let you down. She has no idea that she taught me this but suprisingly she has always been right.
Thanks, Ma.
QueenAdrock
10-07-2005, 09:34 PM
Never take anything you have for granted
Always believe in yourself, even when times are a pain in the fucking ass
alexandra
11-04-2005, 06:17 AM
begin with yourself.
never apologize for being yourself and having your opinions.
burp, otherwise it might come out the other way, and that stinks...
yes mom. :D
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