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TurdBerglar
10-05-2005, 08:57 PM
and it worked!



Dear turd,

Thank you for choosing Online Support for your Microsoft Technical Support. My name is Klaus and I will be assisting you with this service request.

In the case log, you have indicated that defragmenter tool is currently not available on your system. If I have misunderstood your concern, please feel free to let me know. We shall be working to resolve this specific issue through the course of the case.

This issue can happen if the registry is corrupted, let's perform the following steps to resolve the issue.

1. Click Start, Run, type: notepad C:\register.reg and press Enter. Choose Yes when you are prompted.

2. Copy the following commands and then paste them into the opened Notepad window.


Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Explorer\MyComputer\DefragPath]
@=hex(2):25,00,73,00,79,00,73,00,74,00,65,00,6d,00 ,72,00,6f,00,6f,00,74,00,25, 00,5c,00,73,00,79,00,73,00,74,00,65,00,6d,00,33,00 ,32,00,5c,00,64,00,66,00, 72,00,67,00,2e,00,6d,00,73,00,63,00,20,00,25,00,63 ,00,3a,00,00,00


3. After you paste the above commands, please close the Notepad window. Choose Yes when you are prompted to save the file.
4. Click Start, Run, type: C:\register.reg and press Enter to run the commands we have pasted.

Please take your time performing these steps and provide me with the results at your earliest convenience. If anything is unclear, please don't hesitate to let me know. It is my pleasure to be of assistance.

I look forward to your reply.


Best Regards,

Klaus Chen


you have no idea hom much this excited me. and im sure a few of you can understand and appreciate how awesome this is. THIS GUY CAN ACTUALLY SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!

AND IT WORKED

Tzar
10-05-2005, 08:58 PM
terrific

miss_bhaven
10-05-2005, 08:59 PM
Fruitful

Lindsey_1535
10-05-2005, 09:01 PM
CONGRATS on that whole deal!!

TurdBerglar
10-05-2005, 09:02 PM
ENGLISH ROCKS!

tracky
10-05-2005, 09:16 PM
sounds like a canned response to me

TurdBerglar
10-05-2005, 09:18 PM
better than some idian dude trying to talk gibberish to me

Lindsey_1535
10-05-2005, 09:18 PM
I like his name. He sounds like Santa.

Tzar
10-05-2005, 09:20 PM
I like his name. He sounds like Santa.
i bet his best friends make fun of him cause of his first name.

Loppfessor
10-06-2005, 12:27 AM
His name makes me picture an Asian dude in lederhosen

Ace42X
10-06-2005, 04:37 AM
AND IT WORKED

<sigh> That was one of the keys that *I* copy and pasted... Ye of little faith.

TurdBerglar
10-06-2005, 06:55 AM
maybe if your knam was klaus

Bob
10-06-2005, 06:58 AM
dude....you just spelled "name" with a K

TurdBerglar
10-06-2005, 07:00 AM
and i forgot the e. i just woke up


i actually had the e and was all like,"nah, that aint right"

Bob
10-06-2005, 07:03 AM
and i forgot the e. i just woke up


i actually had the e and was all like,"nah, that aint right"


hahaha...you could always work in tech support