Favorite Line(s) from a movie

[Lowjams]

One Im thinking of right now.
"Walter! I know your in there old man. Listen. That scum barking rat of yours has just takin its last dump on my lawn. If I find one more just one! Im gonna catch him and staple its ass shut!"-Bruce Dern in "The Burbs"

[Kid Presentable]

Proceed, on your way to oblivion-Orson Welles(Unicron), Transformers:The Movie.

[QueenAdrock]

"I don't even have a brother! It was me! I ate sheep shit!" -Almost Heroes

"I went to camp so long ago that fuckin' Jesus Christ was my camp counselor!" -Wet Hot American Summer

"Sometimes in life, there just aren't enough rocks." -Forrest Gump

They're not the best lines, but they make me smile.

[Documad]

"I love books. They're so decorative." - Auntie Mame (I think that's how the line goes).

"That is one nutty hospital" - Tootsie.

[hitmonlee]

"I loved you! Sure, I was coming up here to kill you... First I was gonna try and get you back with my amazing petition."

-JD, Heathers

[Drederick Tatum]

"I'm going to find it and I'm going to destroy it. Possibly with dynamite." - Steve Zissou

[sjp]

"He's deaf not stupid"- See no evil hear no evil

[Praying Mantis]

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish. - Ty Webb


Here's 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you a bitch later - Ricky Slade (Vince Vaughn in Made)

[enree erzweglle]

"Your work is ingenious. It's quality work. But there are simply too many notes, that's all. Just cut a few and it will be perfect." --Amadeus

and

"Dante: I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages, working on my day off, the steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward-assed fuck on the planet, I smell like shoe polish, my ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked thirty-six dicks.

Randal: Thirty-seven." --Clerks

[Mr Films]

"I like your nurses uniform, guy."

"These are OR scrubs."

"Oh, are they?"

[Tzar]

"well it ain't a free shop, is it? so fuck off!" - doug the head/snatch
"i am a jedi, like my father before me" - luke skywalker/ROTJ


hmm i can't think of any at the momento.

[Tzar]

snatch have some of the best one-liners:

"you wanna see if i got the minerals?"

"who is gonna mugg two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car...thats worth less than your shirt"

"shut up and sit down you big bald fuck!"

"it's two tonne truck, tyrone, it's not as if it's a pack of fucking peanuts, innit?"

[Junker]

Read my signature....Thats my favorite.

But I also love:

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker." - Die Hard

[bigblu89]

"I do not want his porkchop, I WANT HIS LIFE!"-Montana Blood In, Blood Out

"Shoulds played those Kings, Mike"-Lester "Worm" Murphy Rounders

[Rock]

"I'm the Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you will tell the angels in heaven that you had never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincenzo Coccotti." - Vincenzo Coccotti, True Romance

"Well, he ain't so much a good guy as he is just a bad mother fucker. I mean, people pay him to fuck guys up." - Clarence Worley, True Romance

"You go over there and Fuck 'em. We'll stay here and Masturbate. Go, go, go!" - Drill Sergeant, Brain Candy

"Do or do not, there is no try" - Yoda

[instigator7022]

"I loved you! Sure, I was coming up here to kill you... First I was gonna try and get you back with my amazing petition."

-JD, Heathers


OMG I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!



"I'm serious about this fucking porkchop!" -chatahooche

AND

"I'm goin back to chattahooche" - chatahooche

AND

" You've got to catch me unaweres...ME UNAWARES!" -rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead

AND

" It smells like bigfoot's dick!" - Anchorman


AND


" PANDA WATCH!" -Anchorman

[kll]

It's Beef Jerkey Time!

[Bob]

"you're all individuals!"

"yes! we're all individuals!"

"you're all different!"

"yes! we're all different!"

"i'm not"

from life of brian

[King PSYZ]

"It's a shame when people throw out a perfectly good white boy" - Better Off Dead

"My name is pit, and your ass ain't getting out of this shit." - Pulp Fiction

[Echewta]

"Where the white women at?"

[CiaoBellaXO]

"Dante: I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages, working on my day off, the steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward-assed fuck on the planet, I smell like shoe polish, my ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked thirty-six dicks.

Randal: Thirty-seven." --Clerks

in a row?

[HEIRESS]

he's out, yer out too, and I dont think im in either, NO GANG!

[avignon]

You try and say pithy things but your wit is a hindrance and therefore nothing is provocative, it's just all mixed metaphores. -The Bowler in Mystery Men

[mickill]

Dr. Frankenstein: You know, I don't mean to embarrass you, but I'm, ah, rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I could help you with that hump.
Igor: What hump?
- Young Frankenstein


Lolita: You didn't come in here to wash your hands.
Dawn: Yes I did.
Lolita: You came in here to take a shit.
Dawn: No, really. I don't have to go. My hands were just dirty, that's all.
Lolita: Liar. I can smell you from here.
-Welcome To The Dollhouse


Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
-Dazed And Confused


Royal: Everyone's against me.
Pagoda: It's your fault, man.
Royal: I know but dammit, I want this family to love me. How much money you got?
-Royal Tenenbaums

[mickill]

Col. Trautman:You don't seem to want to accept who you are dealing with. You are dealing with a man who is an expert---with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, to ignore weather. To live off the land and eat things that would make a billy goat puke.
-First Blood


Gilbert:No one's really gonna to be free until nerd persecution ends.
-Revenge Of The Nerds


Chip Douglas:You'd be surprised how many customers treat me like snot, like I'm a goddamn plumber or somethin'.
-Cable Guy


Magua: When the Grey Hair is dead, Magua will eat his heart. Before he dies, Magua will put his children under the knife, so the Grey Hair will know his seed is wiped out forever.
-Last Of The Mohicans

[cosmo105]

Cameron: I gotta take a stand. I'm bullshit.
*sniff*
I put up with everything.

My old man pushes me around. I NEVER SAY ANYTHING.

Well, he's not the problem; I'm the problem.

I gotta take a stand, I gotta take a stand against him.
I'm not
gonna sit on my ass as the events that effect me unfold to determine the
course of my life. I'm gonna take a stand. I'm gonna defend it.

I'm so sick of his shit, I can't stand him and I hate this goddamn car! WHO DO YOU LOVE? Who do ya love? You love a CAR!


-FBDO

[Junker]

"Trustus: Do you cuss on your records?
Albert: Yeah.
Trustus: Do you defile women with your lyrics?
Albert: Yeah.
Trustus: Do you fondle your genitalia on stage?
Albert: Whenever possible.
Trustus: Do you glorify violence or advocate the use of guns as a way of solving a simple dispute?
CB4: [pull out guns]
Trustus: Ok! Ok! Final question. Do you guys respect anything at all?
CB4: Not a goddamn thing.
Trustus: You got a deal."

(y) awesome!!!

[wanton wench]

"the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children, and i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. and you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengenace upon you" -jules

[Rock]

"Back then we didn't have these fancy birth control methods. Like pulling out." - Pops, Dirty Work

[B_Mackin']

"Shut your fat ass Ramey! I can't buy a pack of cigarettes without running into nine guys you've fucked!"
"I can't believe that fucking happened. Is it dead" Boondock Saints

[g-mile7]

"I'm I my Brothaz Keeper?"
"CMB WE ALL WE GOT"

New Jack City

"Sexual Chocolate"

Coming to America

"Tell that bitch to Chill!"

Pulp Fiction

[Lilb]

"You're only in trouble if you get caught" - Aladdin

"Lelu Dallas...Multipass"- Fifth Element

[little j]

You know, taking us for ice creams in a blizzard... makes you wonder who the real whack jobs are. -Girl, Interrupted
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Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it...

Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
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Why not just kill them? I'll do it! I'll run up to Paris - bam, bam, bam, bam. I'm back before week's end. We spend the treasure. How is this a bad plan? - count of monte cristo

[Lemmy's Liver]

"SEE WHAT HAPPENS?!!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS, LARRY!!!

[Drederick Tatum]

"the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children, and i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. and you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengenace upon you" -jules

you just had to be that guy didn't you.

[CJM]

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....

[QueenAdrock]

"You go over there and Fuck 'em. We'll stay here and Masturbate. Go, go, go!" - Drill Sergeant, Brain Candy

"We're going to be doing push-ups, ALL DAY, you and me, ALL DAY!"
::smiles::
"DO YOU FIND THAT FUNNY SOLDIER?"
"No, Sir!"
"Well, just for that, you will be doing those push-ups LYING ON YOUR BACK! You'll discover muscles you never knew you had! Big...muscles.... haaaard muscles..."
"OHHH YES, SIR!" :D (y)

[Junker]

"the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children, and i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. and you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengenace upon you" -jules

Whats the name of that Cypress Hill song that starts with this Pulp Fiction quote?

[Tzar]

"he got shot in the face, lincoln, i woulda thought that was obvious"


"i'm sorry - i couldn't get the BI-noculars out in time"


snatch > all other movies for one liners.

[like2_drink]

" what the fuck is your major mental malfunction! "

[dublirie04]

"Buck Russell, moley Russells wart. Not her wart, i'm the wart. Her growth, her tumor, her pimple." Jack Candy, Uncle Buck

[mp-seventythree]

My favorites out of those listed so far have to be Tzar and Cosmo's.

Snatch and Lock Stock are the two best films ever for quotable lines...

"It's not a tickling competition Tommy, it's an unlicenced boxing match, these boys are out to hurt each other"

"How 'bout those sausages Charlie?"
"Five minutes Turkish"
"It was two minutes five minutes ago..."

[Tzar]

"it's been emotional" <---- lock stock

the start of lock stock is great

"hand made in italy, hand stolen in stepne (spelling), its as long as my arm, i wish it was as long as something else"

"the only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, i'd make more money with me measuring tape"

[mp-seventythree]

"Have you seen your dad? Hatchet sent one of his men round"

"Oh shit, when?"

*Ed turns round to see his dad standing there, and his dad punches him in the face*

[mp-seventythree]

*talking about the antique shotguns*
"Tom, do these things work?"

"I dunno, they look nice though don't they?"

[mp-seventythree]

"Don't touch him up, knock him out"

"I'll knock you out in a minute"

[Junker]

My favorite ones from Snatch (Damn, I love this film):

"Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."

"Avi: Tony.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean, "Look in the dog"?
Avi: I mean open him up.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not a fucking tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?"

"Vinny: What do you mean, Replicas?
Sol: They look the shit, don't they? And no one is going to argue. I've got some extra loud blanks just in case.
Vinny: Oh, in case we have to deafen them to death?"

"Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again."

"Tyrone: I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.
Vinny: Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate."

[scotty]

Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
-Dazed And Confused

Motherfucker :D I was gonna use that one.

'Doc, you built a time machine.....out of a DeLorean?' Marty - Back to the Future

[Rancid_Beasties]

Lock Stock: "We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist."

or

Blues Brothers: Elwood- "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
Jake- "Hit it."

or

Saturday night fever: Tony Manero (Travolta)- "Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I spend a long time on my hair and he hit it; he hit my hair. "

or

Saturday night fever again: Connie: "So, are you as good in bed as you are on that dance floor?"
Tony Manero: "I'll tell you something. If YOU'RE as good in bed as YOU are on the dance floor, then you're one lousy fuck."

[Tzar]

Blues Brothers: Elwood- "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
Jake- "Hit it."

pahahah!! fucking ace!

[armyofme]

Did you just call me a fuckass?

[ms.peachy]

I was born a poor black child.

[mp-seventythree]

"What's up?"

"Lemme guess, my foot in your arse..."

[mp-seventythree]

"You must be Ed, JD's son"

"And you must be Harry, sorry I didn't know your father"

"Never mind son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that..."

[Count Bismark]

"Here's lookin at you kid."

[mp-seventythree]

"What's this?"

"It's a cocktail, you asked for a cocktail"

"No, I asked for a refreshing drink....I didn't ask for a fucking rainforest....you could fall in love with a fucking orangutang in there"

[CrankItUp!]

"Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand " - Cool Hand Luke

[K-nowledge]

Jefe: We have stuffed many pinatas for your birthday celebration!
El Guapo: How many pinatas?
Jefe: Many pinatas, many!
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?

[mickill]

"Here's lookin at you kid."

Uh yeah, that's pretty gay.

[QueenAdrock]

Jefe: We have stuffed many pinatas for your birthday celebration!
El Guapo: How many pinatas?
Jefe: Many pinatas, many!
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?


hahaha

IT'S A SWEATER!

[CrankItUp!]

"Death By Stereo" The Lost Boys

[ToucanSpam]

"The Force will be with you, always."

Sir Alec Guiness as Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars

[hardnox71]

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist. - The Ususal Suspects

The future lay sparkling before us. And we thought we would know each other forever. - Sleepers

Hey, pop, let's run down the hill and fuck one of those cows.
No, son, let's walk down and fuck 'em all.- Colors

[TAL]

San Dimas High School football rules.

[mikizee]

there are many, many great quotes from fear and loathing in las vegas that i won't bother to mention one. ill leave that upto u. they are all gold. ok, well just one.

'who said anything about slicing you up, man? i just wanted to carve a little Z in your forehead.'

[CrankItUp!]

"Where I come from, you don't blow no harp, you don't get no pussy" Willie Brown / Crossroads (1986)

[ericlee]

"Oh my God it's so big"- some movie I was watching. Can't remember the name offhand but there seemed to be alot of them made with that same line

[icy manipulator]

"Shut your fat ass Ramey! I can't buy a pack of cigarettes without running into nine guys you've fucked!"
"I can't believe that fucking happened. Is it dead" Boondock Saints
" there's 9 bodies genius, what the fuck were you gonna do? laugh the last 3 to death? FUNNYMAN!? "

[icy manipulator]

"mani look at the pelican fly!"

[laurie_hammy]

Kay Bye

"Napolean Dynamite"

[kleptomaniac]

Don't touch that squirrel's nuts!

[laurie_hammy]

Don't touch that squirrel's nuts!

What movie is that off ?

[kleptomaniac]

What movie is that off ?

charlie and the chocolate factory! :)

[laurie_hammy]

charlie and the chocolate factory! :)

Oh the new one.

[kleptomaniac]

Oh the new one.

i liked gene wilder as willy wonka better cuz he sang that song :o



is he still alive? :confused:

[kleptomaniac]

EmiliooooOOOOOO!!!!!

:cool:

[befsquire]

mine:
fuck me gently with a chainsaw.


dr deaf's:
from now on, nothing goes down unless i'm involved. no blackjack no dope deals, no nothing. a nickel bag gets sold in the park, i want in. you guys got fat while everybody starved on the street. now it's my turn.

[Freebasser]

"That's a nice pear" from The Godfather Pt. II

[Bob]

"SEE WHAT HAPPENS?!!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS, LARRY!!!

Nihilist: His girlfriend cut off her toe! She thought we'd be getting million dollars! Is not fair!

Walter: FAIR?! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE YOU FUCKING CRYBABIES?!

YOU'RE KILLING YOUR FATHER LARRY!

DOESN'T ANYONE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING RULES ANYMORE?!

so many great quotes from that movie...most of them in caps

[Otis Driftwood]

Here's some more BL quotes:
O.K. the old guy said I can have his carpet.

Maude: You can imagine what happens next.
Dude: He repairs the cable.

Fucking amateurs.

You want a toe? I can bring you a toe.

Never got this one: The goddamn plane crashed in the mountains.


My fave is from House of 1000 Corpses:
Captain Spaulding: Look around boy. Would I be surprised?

[alexandra]

ah, The Big Lebowski...

"three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax... YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"

:D

et cetera, et cetera...

[Lex Diamonds]

As far back as I can remember I've always wanted to be a gangster.

[MagicCowboy]

"Eat this!" - Aliens

"Would any of you cunts like a drink?" - Shaun of the Dead

"She turned me into a newt!... Well, I got better." - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Look at the size of that thing!" - Star Wars

That'll do for now.

Oh yeah, the Bla Roxbury Bla movie is poop, but "Emiliooooo!" is pretty funny, now that I think about it. :p

[kleptomaniac]

^^ it's not poop :(

[jackrock]

EmiliooooOOOOOO!!!!!

:cool:
ahaha yes!! :p :D

[cj hood]

"looks like heroin gene..."

[Videodrome]

land of the dead

"ha you just got fucked" - some random guy who was sleeping in a garage

[laurie_hammy]

HEY GREAT GIFT DAD !!!!

Thanks Son (y)

Jim Carry - Liar Liar

[Mr Films]

"Is that all you ever have to contribute, Van Patten- 'what about fucking dinner?'"

[MagicCowboy]

Okay then, it's not poop.

[MagicCowboy]

LL Cool J's one-liners in any movie:

"You ate my bird" - Deep Blue Sea

"You know what your weakness was? Bullets." - Mindhunters

So crap, yet so ace :D



And no, I do not think those are good movies :rolleyes:

[laurie_hammy]

LL Cool J's one-liners in any movie:

"You ate my bird" - Deep Blue Sea

"You know what your weakness was? Bullets." - Mindhunters

So crap, yet so ace :D



And no, I do not think those are good movies :rolleyes:

The Deap Blue Sea quote is good as. He's awsome in that movie.

[laurie_hammy]

Maybe We Can Just Go Eat Some Hey
We Can Make Things Outta Clay
Lay By The Bay
Whatta Ya Say
We Just May

Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

[Tzar]

Analyze This is on right now. that's got some funny lines:

not exact but along these lines...
de niro - "...he was well respected, God rest his soul"
crystal - "oh so he's passed away?"
de niro - "no, i just like saying 'God rest his soul'.. what's the matter with you?"

[open letter]

Forgot my pencil - the breakfast club

Best film ever. :)

[alexandra]

one of my favorite scenes in Magnolia:

(Officer Kurring has just handcuffed Marcie to a couch.)
Marcie: This is bullshit. This is fuckin' bullshit.
Jim Kurring: I want you to stay right there, Marcie.
Marcie: This is bullshit motherfucker. Mother-goddamn-fucker it's bullshit and you know it!
(Officer Kurring moves down the hall to investigate a disturbance.)
Marcie: Don't go down my hallway! Don't go down my motherfuckin' hallway! This is bullshit motherfucker! Don't go in my god damn bedroom!
Jim Kurring: This is the LAPD. If there's someone back here...
Marcie: What I tell you? What I tell you? Ain't nobody in there! Where the fuck you goin' motherfuck? Don't go in my motherfuckin' bedroom and stay outta my motherfuckin' closet!
(Officer Kurring enters her bedroom.)
Jim Kurring: This is the LAPD. If there's someone in this closet, come out right now, or you will be shot.
(Marcie begins dragging the couch towards the bedroom.)
Jim Kurring: Marcie! Do not drag that couch any further!
Marcie: There's nobody in my motherfucking closet, motherfucker! This don't make no sense! This don't make no goddamn sense! Why can't you goddamn talk to me? This is bullshit motherfucker!
(Officer Kurring opens the closet and finds a dead body.)
Jim Kurring: Whoa! What the hell is this, Marcie?
Marcie: That ain't mine!

:D

[abcdefz]

"Intimidating helpless women is part of what I do."

"Then why don't you find one and intimidate her?"

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"I'll think about it."

"Ha ha! You hear that? The kid'll think about it!"

"Does he want a pillow for his head?"

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"Don't worry about Leo; he already thinks you're the original Miss Jesus."



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" -- how do I know you won't kill me?"

"Because if I killed you and then I found out you were lying I wouldn't get to kill you then; where's Leo!?"

" -- He's at Vic's -- "

"You sure?"

"Check it! It's gold!"

"You know what? .....I believe you." [Kills him]





...and about four million other lines from Miller's Crossing



...these are from memory; I'm sure I screwed things up, but you get the idea.

[kleptomaniac]

Maybe We Can Just Go Eat Some Hey
We Can Make Things Outta Clay
Lay By The Bay
Whatta Ya Say
We Just May

Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

when i read that, the tune of "girls" popped into my head...

[paulb]

"-How's ma?

-good.

-Hows Dad?

-good.

-How are you?

-good.

.....

- we could talk for hours"

The Castle

[ToucanSpam]

"Are you brain-dead?? I'm not going in there with two Jedi!"

[marsdaddy]

The more you drive, the less you think.

[Bob]

"Are you brain-dead?? I'm not going in there with two Jedi!"

if you're gonna pick a bunch of star wars quotes at LEAST pick good ones

my favorite has always been (from memory, might be off a little) "we're fine now, everything's fine, uh, slight, uh, weapons malfunction but everything's ok now, we're fine...how are you?"

either that one or,

"my friend doesn't like you!"

"i'm sorry..."

"i don't like you either! i'm a dangerous man! i have a death warrant on three systems!"

"i'll be careful."

"you'll be dead!"

they're just so deliciously cheesy, they're why a new hope is my favorite one. the whole cantina scene is just great

[ToucanSpam]

my favorite has always been (from memory, might be off a little) "we're fine now, everything's fine, uh, slight, uh, weapons malfunction but everything's ok now, we're fine...how are you?"


*blasts control counter*

'It was a boring conversation anyway--"

[Bob]

*blasts control counter*

'It was a boring conversation anyway--"

that's the ticket

[little j]

-lots of people go to college for 7 years
-I know, they're called doctors


-Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.

-Oh, I've interrupted happy time! Now I know you want to sit there and keep being not slim, but we gotta work a little today.

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Doc Holliday: Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.

Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Kate: You don't even know him.
Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.

[CrankItUp!]

"So..now you know what we are - now you know what you are. You'll never grow old Michael and you'll never die. But..you must feed !"

The Lost Boys

[laurie_hammy]

"-How's ma?

-good.

-Hows Dad?

-good.

-How are you?

-good.

.....

- we could talk for hours"

The Castle

haha How do you know that movie ?

[MagicCowboy]

*Lando's scream when the tentacle grabs his leg* - Return of the Jedi

"No, you're the vulgarian, you fuck!" - A Fish Called Wanda

[Tzar]

*Lando's scream when the tentacle grabs his leg* - Return of the Jedi
PAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! i fuckin lol'd so bad right there.


and yeah every line from The Castle is fuckin' ace.

[wanton wench]

"man, this shit is the shit. this is the shit of the shit!" -nothing to lose-

[Kid Presentable]

Pat Healy: "I work with retards."

Randall: "This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers."

Dante: "My girlfriend sucked 36 dicks!"

Many people in Shaun of the Dead: "You've got red on you."

Reagan: "Your mother's in here......"

The T800: "Sarah Connor?"

[scotty]

"he got shot in the face, lincoln, i woulda thought that was obvious"


"i'm sorry - i couldn't get the BI-noculars out in time"


snatch > all other movies for one liners.

I just watched it (y) (y)

Turkish: It's an unlicensed boxing match, not a tickling competition.

and,

Doug the Head: Avi.

Avi: Sit down and shut up, you big, bald fuck. I don't like leaving my country Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.

Doug the Head: Avi, we have sandy beaches...

Avi: So? Who the fuck wants to see 'em

[CrankItUp!]

Beetlejuice - "Nice fucking model !" honk-honk!