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kll
10-06-2005, 02:11 PM
I miss it.
jabumbo
10-06-2005, 02:12 PM
i sent her on a top secret mission to eurasia to get me some vanilla beans


but don't tell anyone
adam_f
10-06-2005, 02:18 PM
Maybe ZIPPO lost her LIGHTER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
TurdBerglar
10-06-2005, 02:20 PM
she's searching for the equator
Echewta
10-06-2005, 02:29 PM
Shes driving her volvo to the minimart for some crazy ass corn dogs.
mickill
10-06-2005, 03:10 PM
Maybe ZIPPO lost her LIGHTER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I suddenly don't feel so bad about myself for that cornball "lost" remark in the "Lost" thread. You know, the "Lost" thread. No, not that "Lost" thread, the other "Lost" thread.
monkey
10-06-2005, 03:12 PM
i hid her under my bed.
Lilb
10-06-2005, 03:15 PM
i hid her under my bed.

...leave it to a new yorker...
:cool:
TAL
10-06-2005, 03:17 PM
Peru.
mickill
10-06-2005, 03:18 PM
i hid her under my bed.

You better not have killed her, Pauli. I swear to Zeus if you killed her I'm never going to post in one of your threads ever again. EVER.
monkey
10-06-2005, 03:20 PM
mwaah ha ha ha ha ha ahahaahahahahahaaaaaaaa


she's not dead. but she's not alive either.

she's a vampyyyyre.
TurdBerglar
10-06-2005, 03:22 PM
no she's just an air head
mickill
10-06-2005, 03:29 PM
mwaah ha ha ha ha ha ahahaahahahahahaaaaaaaa


she's not dead. but she's not alive either.

she's a vampyyyyre.
Then be sure to keep her out of direct sunlight, no matter how much she begs. Also, don't forget her cookies at noon. And for the love of God, keep all your wooden stakes in another room.
zippo
10-06-2005, 03:34 PM
duhuuuuude
duuuuuuuude

dude
mickill
10-06-2005, 03:39 PM
Well, that was dramatic.
zippo
10-06-2005, 03:50 PM
whos Bear

im gonna bust a nut
Echewta
10-06-2005, 04:03 PM
zippo and i go way back.
zippo
10-06-2005, 04:09 PM
yes, definetly one of my top buddies
TAL
10-06-2005, 04:10 PM
Hi there!
zippo
10-06-2005, 04:12 PM
COMO ANDAS PAPA FRITA
TAL
10-06-2005, 04:13 PM
"andas" is Swedish.
Echewta
10-06-2005, 04:25 PM
its true! Zippo likes AJ Popoff.
mickill
10-06-2005, 04:26 PM
whos Bear

im gonna bust a nut

I was the second bear. The one that kept asking people to pleasure it's groin. The first one? As in, the "funny" one? That was someone else.
paul jones
10-06-2005, 04:27 PM
jajajajaja
TurdBerglar
10-06-2005, 04:27 PM
I was the second bear. The one that kept asking people to pleasure it's groin. The first one? As in, the "funny" one? That was someone else.


afro?
mickill
10-06-2005, 04:31 PM
No, gayer.

I can't say anyway.
zippo
10-06-2005, 04:32 PM
killer youre the shit
youve got advice the size of grits
on my yellow morning plate
on days i havent really ate
the type of breakfasts that i should
because i didnt think i could
get up and start a cookin
oh killer, are you lookin
at this mighty piece of post ive made
gimme a five you fukin fookin
mickill
10-06-2005, 04:33 PM
You should get that copywritten.
zippo
10-06-2005, 04:37 PM
I was the second bear. The one that kept asking people to pleasure it's groin. The first one? As in, the "funny" one? That was someone else.

i know you were the second one, blitzkrieg pop, especially when you started a post with "hey man", IT WAS SO YOU IT WAS SO YOU but i was going for who was the original, and im holding on to my dipdipdive theory
zippo
10-06-2005, 04:42 PM
lets rhyme
paul jones
10-06-2005, 04:46 PM
well here's a little story I got to tell
about zippo and turd and echewta as well....
Bob
10-06-2005, 04:53 PM
somebody give me access to the bear account i wanna post something
zippo
10-06-2005, 04:54 PM
lets not forget paul jones
hes got a girlfriend now
what can i say about the rest
pauli, you go, while i chow
zippo
10-06-2005, 04:55 PM
somebody give me access to the bear account i wanna post something

HAHAHHA its like you and me wont shut the fuck up about Bear
monkey
10-06-2005, 04:56 PM
lets not forget paul jones
hes got a girlfriend now
what can i say about the rest
pauli, you go, while i chow

nono no nono no
zippo
10-06-2005, 05:05 PM
aw man
paul jones
10-06-2005, 05:10 PM
I got in from work and ate some noodles
with 2 buttered rolls and a cup of tea
now I'm listening to 'I heart NY' cd
cos it came on the cover of Mojo Mag,see
Televison,Blondie and Richard Hell
Suicide,Wayne County,Bad Brains as well
zippo
10-06-2005, 05:26 PM
i had a most glorious lunch
in the presence of grandma
but now that im home
ive just found out tha
the classes tomorrow
at nine am
are gone, canceled, nothing
bambam
Bob
10-06-2005, 08:58 PM
HAHAHHA its like you and me wont shut the fuck up about Bear

not until we shed light upon the mystery

come on seriously give me the password i have a super excellent idea for a post
TurdBerglar
10-06-2005, 09:01 PM
super excellent?
Bob
10-06-2005, 09:04 PM
those are the only words that could describe how super excellent my idea is
enree erzweglle
10-07-2005, 03:03 AM
This morning, I saw a bus that had a Zippo ad that said, "Zippo available at choice tobacco outlets." There's the answer to your question.
kll
10-07-2005, 09:43 AM
This morning, I saw a bus that had a Zippo ad that said, "Zippo available at choice tobacco outlets." There's the answer to your question.


Great. The only places like that around here are Indian Smoke Shops... off to the reservation I go...
ToucanSpam
10-07-2005, 09:52 AM
I like zippo, I'm not quite sure what she looks like, so that's always fun to try to guess.
kll
10-07-2005, 09:52 AM
I like zippo, I'm not quite sure what she looks like, so that's always fun to try to guess.


Contrary to popular belief, she's not blue. She's actually quite lovely.
TurdBerglar
10-07-2005, 09:54 AM
she looks like a spaz
kll
10-07-2005, 10:03 AM
spaz's can be lovely. sometimes.
zippo
10-07-2005, 05:55 PM
not until we shed light upon the mystery

come on seriously give me the password i have a super excellent idea for a post

fuck it, lets make a shared alias, you wanna make an alias? lets make an alias