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DipDipDive
10-06-2005, 04:13 PM
I like your belt. ;)


























































lol
TurdBerglar
10-06-2005, 04:17 PM
does thie really deserve a thread?
little j
10-06-2005, 04:17 PM
ha
DipDipDive
10-06-2005, 04:17 PM
does thie really deserve a thread?

Fuck you.
TurdBerglar
10-06-2005, 04:22 PM
hahaha
DipDipDive
10-06-2005, 04:23 PM
hahaha

I bet now you think this thread was worth it having seen Ashley not get that joke.













































lol
TurdBerglar
10-06-2005, 04:24 PM
yup (y)
TurdBerglar
10-06-2005, 04:26 PM
skye you dumb bitch
Echewta
10-06-2005, 04:28 PM
does this have something to do with waist size?
paul jones
10-06-2005, 04:28 PM
what did 1 say to 7 ?

























HEY BIG NOSE!
TurdBerglar
10-06-2005, 04:30 PM
im an idiot mastermind
voltanapricot
10-06-2005, 04:30 PM
Hey Lara, a man walks into a chip shop with a giant fish on his shoulders and says to the man behind the counter, "Hello, do you have any fishcakes?"
The man says "No, I'm afraid not."
The other fella says "Oh that's a shame because it's his birthday."











































lolly
TurdBerglar
10-06-2005, 04:31 PM
what the fuck is a chip shop?
voltanapricot
10-06-2005, 04:33 PM
Damn you Americans. You know, a chippy? Where you walk in and say "Hullo, a bag of chips please" and the obese worker fries you some fries, but we call them chips.

A CHIPPY! (http://p.vtourist.com/1986790-Costas_Fish_Restaurant_Fish_chips-London.jpg)
TurdBerglar
10-06-2005, 04:33 PM
a shop dedicated to fries?


what the hell
voltanapricot
10-06-2005, 04:36 PM
Hah! Pukka pies, cod, fishcake, mars bars and batter, too!

*drooooool*

It's the best, especially on a Friday.
TurdBerglar
10-06-2005, 04:38 PM
no thank you
zippo
10-06-2005, 04:40 PM
im such a dumb bitch
Echewta
10-06-2005, 04:40 PM
they serve their chips in newspapers! What fun!
voltanapricot
10-06-2005, 04:42 PM
They shouldn't, it's toxic. That was out before I was born, I think.

I think Venus2 tried to poison you, you know.
zippo
10-06-2005, 04:44 PM
coffe with fish? come on now
Echewta
10-06-2005, 04:46 PM
Venus poisoned me with snakebites. True story.
voltanapricot
10-06-2005, 04:46 PM
That's tea. That's also a bad link. The chips look to dry and it's on a table. with a knife and fork, not a spork in sight!

DDD is going to love what I've done to her thread. :(
TurdBerglar
10-06-2005, 04:47 PM
i don't think anyone gives a shit about dipdipdive
voltanapricot
10-06-2005, 04:47 PM
Venus poisoned me with snakebites. True story.
There's arsenic in that candy you brought home, too.

She's just a devil woman.
zippo
10-06-2005, 04:51 PM
tea with fish? come on now
paul jones
10-06-2005, 04:52 PM
what do you call a dead tractor collector?
































an ex-tractor fan
Echewta
10-06-2005, 04:54 PM
In my chocolates?

VENUS!!!! And i bought you doritos!!!
paul jones
10-06-2005, 05:12 PM
In my chocolates?

VENUS!!!! And i bought you doritos!!!

yeah fuckin Doritos are fuckin well nice crisps! (y)
Freebasser
10-06-2005, 05:17 PM
what do you call a dead tractor collector?

an ex-tractor fan

I just spat chicken everywhere.
paul jones
10-06-2005, 05:17 PM
I just spat chicken everywhere.

wicked! (y)
Freebasser
10-06-2005, 05:18 PM
Why is the number 7 the deadliest number around?


Because 789
zippo
10-06-2005, 05:28 PM
^ who else finally got one
K-nowledge
10-06-2005, 06:27 PM
Venus poisoned me with snakebites. True story.

Snakebites are good.
instigator7022
10-06-2005, 06:46 PM
I've got one this became my favorite joke after my cousin read it to me in barnes and noble

Whats the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

-acne doesnt usually come on a boys face until he's atleast 12 or 13














hahaha i love it!!!
cosmo105
10-06-2005, 11:40 PM
^AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA


hold my coat while i go to hell
Maisailana
10-07-2005, 12:22 AM
a man answers the telephone, and it's an emergency room doctor. the doctor says, "your wife was in a serious car accident, and i have bad news and good news. the bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
the man says, "dear lord. what's the good news?"
the doctor says, "i'm kidding. she's dead."

thank you, folks and goodnight.
Medellia
10-07-2005, 12:23 AM
I've got one this became my favorite joke after my cousin read it to me in barnes and noble

Whats the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

-acne doesnt usually come on a boys face until he's atleast 12 or 13














hahaha i love it!!!
Hahahahaha!!! The best joke in this thread. :D (y)
Mr_Complex
10-07-2005, 02:29 AM
As well as the oldest on this thread. :(
Tzar
10-07-2005, 10:50 AM
ahahahaha this is a fucking terrific thread.
armyofme
10-07-2005, 10:53 AM
What did the Mexican Firefighter name his equipment?






























Hose A and Hose B
ToucanSpam
10-07-2005, 10:54 AM
I've got one this became my favorite joke after my cousin read it to me in barnes and noble

Whats the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

-acne doesnt usually come on a boys face until he's atleast 12 or 13


hahaha i love it!!!


hahahahaha

I can't wait to see you all in BBMB hell
Rock
10-07-2005, 10:58 AM
This is more of a visual joke but if done correctly it may make you pypbyalsh.

Why do most altar boys have their hair split in the middle?

Take hands and put them to crotch level and palms facing down. Move them apart as if you were trying to grip a basketball on each side and then say......
"It's not a sin my son, its not a sin"

Ya see, its supposed to be like you are a priest getting some head from some altar boy.

Yeah, it mos def is a visual joke, but it made me piss my pants because I was laughing so hard when I heard it.

Wakka wakka wakkaaaa?
jabumbo
10-07-2005, 11:04 AM
what do yo call a mexican without a lawnmower?


















unemployed
enree erzweglle
10-07-2005, 12:53 PM
This thread is like the screen version of a friend of mine.
CiaoBella
10-07-2005, 01:00 PM
will someone please explain the joke. I dont get it.
Rock
10-07-2005, 01:45 PM
imagine putting a belt around the 0.
Bob
10-07-2005, 02:34 PM
ahhhhhhhhh

hahaha ok, that's pretty good
DIGI
10-07-2005, 02:54 PM
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?







For drizzle.





:D :(
enree erzweglle
10-07-2005, 04:07 PM
^^^ for drizzle! :D :D :D
verdedaffhetto
12-01-2005, 08:16 AM
I like your belt. ;)

me and my colleagues here liked that! here in italy I never heard that funny tale....
even if it sounds like a "child funny tale" I'll spread that around

have fun
il verde




























































lol
ericlee
12-01-2005, 08:53 AM
did you hear about the blonde with a tampon behind her ear that was looking for her pencil?



























lOrleee
ericlee
12-01-2005, 08:55 AM
What did the Mexican Firefighter name his equipment?






























Hose A and Hose B

dude, you fucked it up. It's supposed to be

Why can't Mexicans be fireman?




Cause they can't find Hose B
wanton wench
12-01-2005, 09:26 AM
a guy walks into a sperm bank with a ski mask on and a gun in his hand. he points the gun at the lady and says "OPEN THAT VAULT" she looks at him and say "but sir, its a SPERM BANK" he says "I DONT CARE, OPEN THE VAULT" so she does and he says "ok see that first sample, drink it" she looks at him all disgusted and he says "DRINK IT" so she does and he says "see that second one DRINK IT" and she does. so after about 5 or 6 of these he takes the mask off and says "see honey, its not that hard"

:D :D
Tzar
12-01-2005, 09:32 AM
ahahahaha this is a fucking terrific thread.
what the fuck... i thought this was a new thread till i read this.
alexandra
12-01-2005, 11:05 AM
I like your belt. ;)
:D


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"let's do the 69."