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mickill
10-06-2005, 06:52 PM
That's all.

You can disagree, it's cool.

But you'd be wrong.

Freebasser
10-06-2005, 07:03 PM
She's human?! :eek:

instigator7022
10-06-2005, 07:13 PM
nougat

ToucanSpam
10-06-2005, 07:43 PM
kll is an amazing woman.

jabumbo
10-06-2005, 08:00 PM
she amazes me and disgusts me at the same time


but she only amazes me when she sends me pm's, which never happens anymore

mickill
10-06-2005, 08:29 PM
kll is an amazing woman.
So are you.

ToucanSpam
10-06-2005, 08:30 PM
So are you.
Thank you. That is all I ever wanted from you. Thank you for giving me exactly what a young woman such as myself craves, and that's kudos for coming into my own, breaking out of my shell and showing you all what I have to give.

tracky
10-06-2005, 08:30 PM
So are you.

hahahah

TS actually made me laugh a tiny bit in my thread a minute ago, but that just cracked me up :D

cosmo105
10-06-2005, 11:45 PM
she's so incredibly mean but she giggles so innocently you can't help but love her.

mickill
10-07-2005, 09:27 AM
That bitch is foul.

Look, she has a shrivelled raisin for a heart. Trust me. I don't know how else to say it. She'd sell her own children to gypsies for a Whopper combo and the latest issue of Guns & Ammo.

ToucanSpam
10-07-2005, 09:28 AM
That bitch is foul.

Look, she has a shrivelled raisin for a heart. Trust me. I don't know how else to say it. She'd sell her own children to gypsies for a Whopper combo and the latest issue of Guns & Ammo.
What mother wouldn't, that's a sweet deal!

Echewta
10-07-2005, 09:40 AM
Kll is the reason i glued my eyes shut.

kll
10-07-2005, 09:40 AM
That bitch is foul.

Look, she has a shrivelled raisin for a heart. Trust me. I don't know how else to say it. She'd sell her own children to gypsies for a Whopper combo and the latest issue of Guns & Ammo.


It was Taco Bell, not Burger King. And those fuckers were costing me way too much money. It's much cheaper being childless...

mickill
10-07-2005, 10:06 AM
You have the emotional capacity of a frickin' Chia Pet ®, kll.

How do you sleep at night?

TurdBerglar
10-07-2005, 10:06 AM
HAHAHAHA

kll
10-07-2005, 10:37 AM
You have the emotional capacity of a frickin' Chia Pet ®, kll.

How do you sleep at night?

For that same reason.

jabumbo
10-07-2005, 10:42 AM
i always wanted a chia pet as a kid


maybe thats why i get arroused by kll so easily

kll
10-07-2005, 10:44 AM
i always wanted a chia pet as a kid


maybe thats why i get arroused by kll so easily


i'll grow if you make me wet

TurdBerglar
10-07-2005, 10:45 AM
good lord

ToucanSpam
10-07-2005, 10:45 AM
i'll grow if you make me wet
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

kll
10-07-2005, 10:46 AM
i'll grow if you make me wet


hey!!!!!


i didn't type that!!!! :mad:


patrik!!! :mad:

voltanapricot
10-07-2005, 10:47 AM
Everybody wants to be her bumchum.

TurdBerglar
10-07-2005, 10:48 AM
hey!!!!!


i didn't type that!!!! :mad:


patrik!!! :mad:


payback's a bitch

jabumbo
10-07-2005, 10:48 AM
hey!!!!!


i didn't type that!!!! :mad:


patrik!!! :mad:


well it got me off, so dont worry about it

ToucanSpam
10-07-2005, 10:49 AM
Everybody wants to be her bumchum.
everytime i see you post I read your sig first and giggle.

I'm sure you still say things that are good to read, but....

voltanapricot
10-07-2005, 10:50 AM
Still? I never did.

mickill
10-07-2005, 10:54 AM
everytime i see you post I read your sig first and giggle.

I'm sure you still say things that are good to read, but....
Giggle?

Um...Okay.

Can't you just chuckle, or maybe even guffaw?

ToucanSpam
10-07-2005, 10:55 AM
Giggle?

Um...Okay.

Can't you just chuckle, or maybe even guffaw?

I'm not man enough to do either.

kll
10-07-2005, 10:56 AM
Everybody is my bumchum.

mickill
10-07-2005, 11:40 AM
kll's talks like Biz Markie.

ToucanSpam
10-07-2005, 11:42 AM
she gives amazing bjs

mickill
10-07-2005, 11:49 AM
I'll bet you're hung like a light switch, Toucan.

ToucanSpam
10-07-2005, 11:51 AM
hahahahahahahaha


that was awsome. No, I am not.

mickill
10-07-2005, 11:54 AM
I'd say half a roll of Lifesavers, tops.

armyofme
10-07-2005, 11:55 AM
Dont give into girth man.

Rolaids.

ToucanSpam
10-07-2005, 11:57 AM
I'd say half a roll of Lifesavers, tops.
A stack of buttons is more like it.

mickill
10-07-2005, 11:59 AM
Speaking of buttons, I'll bet that your outie belly button protrudes further from your body than your wang does.

ToucanSpam
10-07-2005, 12:02 PM
I have an innie.

But you're still right.

mickill
10-07-2005, 12:08 PM
Okay, enough about you and your peter, man.

We already know you're hung like a Ken doll. We get it.

ToucanSpam
10-07-2005, 12:11 PM
Hey, I'm just as fake as Ken too.

TurdBerglar
10-07-2005, 12:11 PM
toucanspam has gotten much lamer

kll
10-07-2005, 12:27 PM
mickill is losing it too

Abe Froman
10-07-2005, 12:34 PM
i have their membership cards ready.

Count Bismark
10-07-2005, 12:35 PM
Abe, you seem like the kind of German I could use in my army. Join me in my conquest over Europe, I will teach you to be a mastermind of manipulation!

teat
10-07-2005, 12:41 PM
Even soldiers need num nums!!!

Count Bismark
10-07-2005, 12:41 PM
We usually keep our women back in the motherland, away from the real work.

teat
10-07-2005, 12:43 PM
We usually keep our women back in the motherland, away from the real work.
Then equip your men with a teat holster, and allow them to drift away in the dream of supping pon a bosom.

Count Bismark
10-07-2005, 12:44 PM
My men do not suckle teat! They are grown warriors of might!

kll
10-07-2005, 12:45 PM
fuck off people. this is about being horrible, not pussy men.

teat
10-07-2005, 12:45 PM
My men do not suckle teat! They are grown warriors of might!
Who are urchins with mouths fit for rubbery nipples!!!!!!!!

jabumbo
10-07-2005, 12:51 PM
fuck off people. this is about being horrible, not pussy men.


for once, the bitch makes a good point

kll
10-07-2005, 12:51 PM
for once, the bitch makes a good point
shut up, jabumbo.

jabumbo
10-07-2005, 12:53 PM
shut up, jabumbo.


make me, bill cosby!!

kll
10-07-2005, 12:55 PM
make me, bill cosby!!
woah. my dad totally looks like him!

jabumbo
10-07-2005, 12:59 PM
woah. my dad totally looks like him!


so will you after i throw some jello pudding in your face

kll
10-07-2005, 01:04 PM
so will you after i throw some jello pudding in your face

ok. the obvious response here is 'that wasn't pudding'...

i'm not gonna say that though...

CiaoBella
10-07-2005, 01:05 PM
so will you after i throw some jello pudding in your face

only if it's french vanilla

kll
10-07-2005, 02:08 PM
only if it's french vanilla
sicko

mickill
10-07-2005, 02:16 PM
Uh, no he's Turd.

And anybody could have made that observation, even someone with as limited intelligence as kll.

Herbivore
10-07-2005, 02:22 PM
that bitch stole my butter........ :mad:

TAL
10-07-2005, 02:25 PM
I like her.

ToucanSpam
10-07-2005, 02:50 PM
You people are hard to please.


You tell me to cool out, and I fuckin get with it and accept the jokes. Now that I'm trying to enjoy it you're all over my ass again saying I got lamer. Make up your limited, one-dimensional minds.

cj hood
10-07-2005, 02:51 PM
So are you.


lol.....for real!

kll
10-07-2005, 04:07 PM
Uh, no he's Turd.

And anybody could have made that observation, even someone with as limited intelligence as kll.


like i mentioned earlier today, all it takes is you and a pair of dirty socks