CALLING ALL ALIASES!!

[Qdrop]

this is your "Alias Convention Thread".

All aliases should conviene here....and try to....i dunno...fool each other in anonymity.... or whatever you people do...


seriously, i wanna see all the aliased converge in this thread....in one giant orgy of self-indulgent exercise....

[Abe Froman]

All you other brothers can't deny.

[mickill]

Hi, wassup?

[Ace42X]

I'm an alias for Ace42. Fact.

[TonsOfFun]

I don't use my real name here anymore, and that would make anyone an Alias. Unless you use your real name - like Bob!

[SchoolTrousers]

it's been a while. in fact, i dont even know if i count, i never tried to fool anyone.

[Adam]

I'm no longer an Alias.

[Abe Froman]

you call for aliases and get a collection of tards instead. Good job Q.

[teat]

That Kid Presentable will sex your sister hotwarm.

Who wants to suck on the hole in my head?

[armyofme]

You are a giant shitstain on the underoos of life Qdrop.

I am not an alias.

But if I were, wherein lies the harm? Have I dont something offensive to you?

Why is having an alias any more self-indulgent than brewing up debate for sport on a messageboard? Being on a messageboard during the workday is by definition self-indulgent. Why are you so superior to me? Or at least why do you act as if you are?

If I were an alias, why can't I be an enjoyable functioning member of e-society, like an ex-con?

[Qdrop]

you call for aliases and get a collection of tards instead. Good job Q.

yeah, not much of a "Tarzan Call", huh?...

[Kid Presentable]

My Milky payload spew forth!

[jabumbo]

yes?

[Qdrop]

Why is having an alias any more self-indulgent than brewing up debate for sport on a messageboard? Being on a messageboard during the workday is by definition self-indulgent. Why are you so superior to me? Or at least why do you act as if you are?



yeah, you know way too much history about me to not be an alias....
with only 102 posts?

seriously...

[SchoolTrousers]

Clo could post like 7 times in this thread...

[teat]

My Milky payload spew forth!

What do you mean, you adjectivally surnamed dipshit?

I am sweating like a pervert in a playground thanks to these games. :o

[Waldorf]

ok, I'm here. this better be good.

[Qdrop]

WHERE IS JIMMY THE SCUMBAG!

COME THE FUCK ON!!

[teat]

ok, I'm here. this better be good.

At your age, you'll need me around. Have you shit your pants yet?

[armyofme]

yeah, you know way too much history about me to not be an alias....
with only 102 posts?

seriously...
Plus I only signed up last month.

sigh.

We went through it last week. Im not explaining it again.

[Waldorf]

At your age, you'll need me around. Have you shit your pants yet?


I'm not wearing any pants! Doh! hohohhoooo!

[Kid Presentable]

sup

Strange bottle design, highly impractical.

[teat]

Q, where does he start? Where do I end?

[Qdrop]

Plus I only signed up last month.

sigh.

We went through it last week. Im not explaining it again.

guess i missed that class.

[Qdrop]

Q, where does he start? Where do I end?

if an alias posts on a message board, and no one reads it...does the alias exist?

[armyofme]

That will teach you to play hooky.

I will agree that I seem to be an amalgamation of several of the female personalities here. I can see that. But it's only by my pristine powers of observation that I may have picked up some mannerisms.

[Rosie Cotton]

I don't like these games. :(

[teat]

if an alias posts on a message board, and no one reads it...does the alias exist?

Can I start a thread?

[beastieangel01]

WHERE IS JIMMY THE SCUMBAG!

COME THE FUCK ON!!

werd. I love me some Jimmy. He really is the best one ever. I even got a rocking Christmas card from Jimmy (y)

[teat]

He really is the best one ever.

Says she of the sullen nipple.

[Count Bismark]

Interesting turnout.

[armyofme]

Oh this IS fun...

I love aliases :)

[Count Bismark]

What are these aliases you speak of?!

[teat]

Oh this IS fun...

I love aliases :)

You know, if you tilt me just right...

[Count Bismark]

My lord, is that a nipple?!



Not in my army!

[teat]

My lord, is that a nipple?!



Not in my army!

A teat sir, born free of aereolal shackles. Unencumbered by udder support straps, here to wean the youth of today!

[Count Bismark]

Power to you.


But leave the entangling alliance systems to me!

[beastieangel01]

Says she of the sullen nipple.

I have gloomy nipples?
:confused:

[teat]

I have gloomy nipples?
:confused:

Compared to the obvious perfection of my suppable teatish form, yes.

[kll]

get the fuck out people. you know who i am talking about.

[Count Bismark]

relax

youre in safe hands, young kll.

[Qdrop]

it's like a psych ward in here....

full of egomaniacs...

[LongDuckDong]

The real man has arrived.

[Count Bismark]

it's like a psych ward in here....

full of egomaniacs...
I declare war on you!

[jabumbo]

you guys are killing your aliases


they arent funny. now they are just fucking annoying


don't you know that its gotta be in and out comments? do oyu learn nothing?

[CiaoBella]

hi

[King PSYZ]

You are a giant shitstain on the underoos of life Qdrop.

I am not an alias.

But if I were, wherein lies the harm? Have I dont something offensive to you?

Why is having an alias any more self-indulgent than brewing up debate for sport on a messageboard? Being on a messageboard during the workday is by definition self-indulgent. Why are you so superior to me? Or at least why do you act as if you are?

If I were an alias, why can't I be an enjoyable functioning member of e-society, like an ex-con?
hi grndmasterremix

[jabumbo]

hi


who the hell are you? :confused: :confused:

[King PSYZ]

Oh this IS fun...

I love aliases :)
hi grndmasterremix

[armyofme]

hi grndmasterremix
Not even close dude.

And I dont know, but I think Im kinda insulted :(

[CiaoBella]

who the hell are you? :confused: :confused:

I'm Jabumbo

[Abe Froman]

i'm not funny.

[kll]

FUCKIN' QDROP - see what you've done???

[CiaoBella]

FUCKIN' QDROP - see what you've done???

shut up Skye

[Waldorf]

i'm not funny.

you can say that again.

[Count Bismark]

Open war is upon you all.

[kll]

shut up Skye
dude, jabumbo... get over yourself...

[beastieangel01]

I always wondered how people have the energy to make an alias.

I mean, I guess it's really not all that hard. But I'm way too lazy to ever bother, yo.

[CiaoBella]

dude, jabumbo... get over yourself...

get off my jock first.

[kll]

get off my jock first.

hermaphrodites have jocks?

[Count Bismark]

Bismark is saying goodbye.


none of you people could ever guess who I am.

[mickill]

This has been the lamest thread in the history of all threads, right back to when Isaac Newton made the first thread on the topic of binomial theorems and positive integers.

[ToucanSpam]

hahaha

[cookiepuss]

Bismark is saying goodbye.


none of you people could ever guess who I am.

I got you figured out.

[ciaobellaOX]

hi

That is SO not funny!! :mad:

[mickill]

This thread is lamer than watching Matlock reruns on a Saturday night with your grandparents.

[ciaobellaOX]

This thread is lamer than watching Matlock reruns on a Saturday night with your grandparents.

It will be lamer than FDR's legs if you don't shut up

[CiaoBella]

That is SO not funny!! :mad:

oh man

[ciaobellaOX]

what exactly is an alias anyway? i don't think i understand it.

[Waldorf]

This thread is lamer than watching Matlock reruns on a Saturday night with your grandparents.

I resent that comment.

Actually this thread is lamer than the time the swedish chef tried to screw miss piggy. Somebody should have told him you can't stuff a pig with a 3-inch weinersnitzle. Doh! hoohohohoohohohohhh!

[kll]

I resent that comment.

Actually this thread is lamer than the time the swedish chef tried to screw miss piggy. Somebody should have told him you can't stuff a pig with a 3-inch weinersnitzle. Doh! hoohohohoohohohohhh!

christ, mickill, you can do better than that!

[Monsieur Decuts]

you guys are too much.
stop what you're doing and go masterbate all of you.
let it out.

[voltanapricot]

Clo could post like 7 times in this thread...
Fuck you to a pile of angry nettles.

Where's KingOfPop?

[mickill]

This thread is like the Mecca of lame.



kll, don't you dare accuse me of having some fruity alias.

[Waldorf]

christ, mickill, you can do better than that!

I kinda doubt he can. that guy's about as dumb as Steckler.

[Bob]

oh my god.

KLL

micKiLL

do you see? DO YOU SEE???

[mickill]

That's sorta reaching, Bob.

This thread is like the kryptonite of the word "interesting".

[Bob]

That's sorta reaching, Bob.

This thread is like the kryptonite of the word "interesting".

yeah ok KiLLa

DO YOU SEE?!?!

[mickill]

oh my GOD.

Jabumbo

Bob

Jabombo

Jabob

Bob

Do you see? DO YOU SEE????

[Bob]

shit

[kll]

Bob, you're kIllIng me

[Zod]

*Drunkenly flies over thread*

[mp-seventythree]

*Drunkenly flies over thread*

Comedy Gold
:D (y)

[Zod]

*lands*


mmmhhmmm


Hit you with no delayin so what you sayin yo
Silly with my nine milly what the deally yo
When I be on the mic yes I do my duty yo
Wylin up in the club Iike we wylin the studio
You don't want to violate nigga really and trully yo
My main thug nigga named hoolio he moodio
Type of nigga that'll slap you with the toolio
Bitch nigga scared to death ask fruti yo
Fuck that, look at shorty she a little cutie-o
the way she shake it make me wanna get all in the booty yo
Tap mistress and thebangin bitchies in videos
while I'm my freak like we up in the freak shows
hit you with the shit make you feel it all in you toes
hot shit got all you niggas in wet clothes
Stylin my metaphors when I formulate my flows
If you dont know your fuckin lyrical player pros(like that)

[Qdrop]

This has been the lamest thread in the history of all threads, right back to when Isaac Newton made the first thread on the topic of binomial theorems and positive integers.
i'm glad someone finally picked up on that.

this what aliases are good for.....

NOTHING!

when you bring them all together....it becomes painfully obvious that 99% of them suck ass....

[Zod]

Comedy Gold
:D (y)

straight buck wylin in the place to be

[Bob]

i'm the most militantly anti-alias person on this board but i'll confess, i've had two. one was during that faggy "fury" phase of the board, where everyone was coming up with "fury" aliases. i made "fury jesus", realized it was gay after two posts and killed it

the other one was communist rev no. 8. basically, i thought it would be funny to precisely mimic every post that commie no. 9 made. it turns out that it wasnt funny after all, so i stopped.

you know, instead of continuing to post and driving it into the ground

[Zod]

Bitch nigga scared to death ask fruti yo

If you really wanna party with me... in god we trust
yo its a must that you heard of us yo we murderas
a lot of niggas is wondering and they curious
How me and my niggas do it is so mysterious
furiuous all of my niggas is serious
should niggas be walkin around fearin us
Frontin niggas like you don't wanna be hearin us
gotta listen to haradio be playin us
30 time a day it'll she'll da make ya delirious

[mickill]

How many of these aliases are Kid P's?

This thread is lamer than watching The English Patient in French.

[ToucanSpam]

let it die.


Aliases belong in the gas chambers.

[mickill]

This thread is lamer than Velvet Revolver's next album.

[ToucanSpam]

This thread is lamer than Good Burger.

[Count Bismark]

This thread is lamer than Good Burger.
Jesus you're pathetic.

[kll]

and has multiple personality disorder

[Kid Presentable]

How many of these aliases are Kid P's?



Shucks.

[zorra_chiflada]

zount once started an alias "NOT Pres Zount"
i don't think he ever posted anything

[zippo]

1) haha cmon keep going mickill
2) i love the mystery of aliases

[SchoolTrousers]

i wastn aware 90% of these aliases existed.

[Bob]

zount once started an alias "NOT Pres Zount"
i don't think he ever posted anything

he wins the prize for best alias ever

[mickill]

He didn't want anyone to know, but you know that Cynthia, the whale alias? That was Qdrop. I know, I know.

[Cynthia]

NUH UHS!

[Count Bismark]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



a whale!