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Count Bismark
10-07-2005, 12:40 PM
....not been able to sheath your sword?


Gentlemen you know what I'm talking about. Just before a 'duel'?
Rosie Cotton
10-07-2005, 01:02 PM
I am too small to carry a sword.


And my feet are hairy
Freebasser
10-07-2005, 01:57 PM
Wouldn't you unsheath a sword before dueling?
mp-seventythree
10-07-2005, 02:03 PM
Depends what sort of result you're after.

And Count B, some people can't get on with certain condoms....don't sweat it. Just try another brand.
bigblu89
10-07-2005, 02:05 PM
I can't figure out exactly what's being asked.

Do you want to know if anyone has ever had problems putting on a condom?

Or did you mean unsheath, as in not being able to get it up?

Why speak in metaphors? Is there a 4 year old around that we're trying to keep innocent?
Freebasser
10-07-2005, 02:18 PM
Turd isn't that innocent.
TurdBerglar
10-07-2005, 08:23 PM
what?
TurdBerglar
10-07-2005, 08:24 PM
i thought he a was haveing problems with foreskin
synch
10-07-2005, 08:25 PM
Shhhh... change the subject...

He's here.
ToucanSpam
10-07-2005, 09:26 PM
Jeez man.


I lube my sheath before I head into combat.
cookiepuss
10-07-2005, 09:29 PM
Jeez man.


I lube my sheath before I head into combat.

dude. don't pretend like you weren't the one who started this thread.
ToucanSpam
10-07-2005, 09:30 PM
I think you might be drunk, cookiepuss. :confused:
CrankItUp!
10-07-2005, 09:33 PM
Married men only do it with girlfriends. :cool:
cookiepuss
10-07-2005, 09:35 PM
hahahaha. you gave yourself away in my highschool reunion thread. lucky for you one actually reads my threads.


*for the record I am on my first glass of wine. it takes alot more than that to get me shitty.
ToucanSpam
10-07-2005, 09:39 PM
You're talking crazy talk woman. I'll have none of that.
CrankItUp!
10-07-2005, 09:40 PM
hahahaha. you gave yourself away in my highschool reunion thread. lucky for you one actually reads my threads.


*for the record I am on my first glass of wine. it takes alot more than that to get me shitty.
I don't remember any highschool reunion thread. :confused:
hardnox71
10-07-2005, 09:55 PM
i thought he a was haveing problems with foreskin
This thread is fucking hilarious.
Count Bismark
10-07-2005, 10:02 PM
Goodness me!


I should be more careful about how I word things.


I was referring to the sheathing of my penis into a condom before engaging in sexual intercourse through the anus. I guess you didn't need to know the anus part but everyone here is so liberal and free with information.

Anyways sorry about the confusion. My sword, on the other hand, is always primed and ready to go before battle. No need to sheathe it.