ask me shit

[cosmo105]

if it's good i'll answer.

[ScarySquirrel]

Is it just me or do people (everywhere) have some sort of attitude goin' on lately or what? Hell, I'm no exception... so maybe it's just me.

[Matt]

why?

[cosmo105]

here? or in general? because to be honest, i don't pay much attention on here anymore.

in general...no. you just are noticing it more.

[yeahwho]

doesn't anything mean anything to anybody anymore?

[cosmo105]

why?
42

[cosmo105]

doesn't anything mean anything to anybody anymore?
of course. heineken still means a lot to me.

[Lindsey_1535]

Am I cool?

[cosmo105]

What kind of shit do you like? A preferred texture, smell or look?
...that's a little base for you, isn't it?

[Tzar]

should i get my driver's license or should i just pimp it up with my push-bike?

[zorra_chiflada]

what is your favourite drink, cosmo? is it heineken?

[cosmo105]

where?
here (http://www.ferrara.com/columbia/attivita/viaggi/arizona/the%20joshua%20tree.jpg)

[zorra_chiflada]

should i get my driver's license or should i just pimp it up with my push-bike?

it's really hard to get it now. don't you have to do like 120 hours or some shit?

[cosmo105]

Am I cool?
i'd say so. you don't take anything too seriously. that's a good thing.

[cosmo105]

should i get my driver's license or should i just pimp it up with my push-bike?
I'LL ANSWER THE QUESTIONS HERE THANK YOU ZORRA

get a license, slacker.

[cosmo105]

what is your favourite drink, cosmo? is it heineken?
i actually don't like beer very much, but i enjoy a heineken in a glass bottle.

i'm a big fan of Mike's Hard (shut up mickill) Limeade, margaritas, lemon drops, and of course...Cosmos. :)

[Lindsey_1535]

AHH lemon drops are GODDDD

[zorra_chiflada]

do you do big giant vegan farts?

[cosmo105]

I'm not familiar with the phrase " a little base for you".
base2

adjective

1. Having or proceeding from low moral standards: ignoble, low, low-down, mean, sordid, squalid, vile. See right/wrong.

[Freebasser]

Ren or Stimpy?

[cosmo105]

do you do big giant vegan farts?
well, if i've had something really bad or something...maybe. but surprisingly, i usually don't. most of the time matt's amazed because he can't even smell my farts. it's a gift.

[cosmo105]

Ren or Stimpy?
Ren! (http://web.mit.edu/jonb/www/animate/ren.jpg)

[yeahwho]

i actually don't like beer very much, but i enjoy a heineken in a glass bottle.

i'm a big fan of Mike's Hard (shut up mickill) Limeade, margaritas, lemon drops, and of course...Cosmos. :)

are you negating anything meaning anything anymore anyway?

[cosmo105]

i just said i enjoy it damnit. my patience grows thin...



and Leon's getting larger

[Freebasser]

Ren! (http://web.mit.edu/jonb/www/animate/ren.jpg)

:|

Get out.

[CrankItUp!]

Are you really 21 ? You look waaaay younger.

[ToucanSpam]

You seem to be on the board less and less nowadays. Have you found a cool new hobby, or you just don't have the time anymore to post as much as you did before?

Also, what would you say is your favorite movie? I don't recall ever hearing one.

[synch]

Is the fog getting thicker?

[Qdrop]

i get the sense that you have become disenchanted with the BBMB...

will we be seeing a "goodbye" thread from Cosmo in the near future?

[TurdBerglar]

why the hell are my nipples so fuckn' hairy?

[Lindsey_1535]

why the hell are my nipples so fuckn' hairy?
ewwwwwww

[cookiepuss]

why the hell are my nipples so fuckn' hairy?

i'll take a stab at that one. cause you are a homosapien? perhaps? mmmmmmmmaybe.


all mamals have hair you know. even whales. I don't know where whales have hair. maybe on thier nipples?

[ToucanSpam]

i'll take a stab at that one. cause you are a homosapien? perhaps? mmmmmmmmaybe.


all mamals have hair you know. even whales. I don't know where whales have hair. maybe on thier nipples?
That is one wild imagination you have there.

[TurdBerglar]

i'll take a stab at that one. cause you are a homosapien? perhaps? mmmmmmmmaybe.


all mamals have hair you know. even whales. I don't know where whales have hair. maybe on thier nipples?


but why my nipples god damn it

[zorra_chiflada]

they need to be kept warm

[cookiepuss]

but why my nipples god damn it

to catch the crumbs. really. hair protects yo nipples. keeps em clean by catching all the dirt. ;)

[cosmo105]

Are you really 21 ? You look waaaay younger.
yep, almost 21 and a half. thanks, i think. i take pretty good care of myself. but most of the time when people meet me they think i'm actually about 5 years older than i really am.

[cosmo105]

:|

Get out.
:(

*hangs head*

*saunters off*

[cosmo105]

You seem to be on the board less and less nowadays. Have you found a cool new hobby, or you just don't have the time anymore to post as much as you did before?

Also, what would you say is your favorite movie? I don't recall ever hearing one.
we just moved in to a new place and i'm working a lot of hours and spending a lot more time on my classes. and, no offense, you are all fags.

HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY IT?! Fifth Element! FIFTH ELEMENT!!

[cosmo105]

Is the fog getting thicker?
what is this "fog" that you speak of? you forget i live in southern california.

[cosmo105]

i get the sense that you have become disenchanted with the BBMB...

will we be seeing a "goodbye" thread from Cosmo in the near future?
nah. goodbye threads are stupid, and the people that make them are usually stupid as well. i wouldn't ever say "goodbye forever fags," because that's lame. i don't think that much about the board to make a point of coming here or not coming here.

[cosmo105]

why the hell are my nipples so fuckn' hairy?
because you sleep on your back. your hair is afraid of gravity so it tries to find the highest point on your body away from the earth, and that's usually your rock-hard, 4" nipples.

[ToucanSpam]

we just moved in to a new place and i'm working a lot of hours and spending a lot more time on my classes. and, no offense, you are all fags.

HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY IT?! Fifth Element! FIFTH ELEMENT!!

Well, I'm just a faggot.


I'm just a faggot.


Fifth element? Certainly a unique choice.

[zorra_chiflada]

will you bake me a cake?

[cosmo105]

i'd love to! i have lots of cake-baking experience. but not from scratch. i hope you don't mind. my cakes from scratch are always disappointing. but i'd use an organic mix and make it vegan and WHATEVER FLAVOR YOU WANT! and i'd let you lick the bowl.

[Documad]

I've had a sort of head cold that's almost gone. My throat is scratchy but it's not hurting too much and I have a tiny cough. What will make my throat feel better?

[cookiepuss]

how long to penguins sit on thier eggs before they hatch? :)

[cosmo105]

I've had a sort of head cold that's almost gone. My throat is scratchy but it's not hurting too much and I have a tiny cough. What will make my throat feel better?
a good tea with honey loquat syrup and a salt water gargle.

[cosmo105]

how long to penguins sit on thier eggs before they hatch? :)
that depends on the species! and that's not something i know off the top of my head :o

[Documad]

a good tea with honey loquat syrup and a salt water gargle.
what is a good tea? we have a new tea shop near me.

what is honey loquat syrup?

[cookiepuss]

that depends on the species! and that's not something i know off the top of my head :o
ah, ya coulda told me anything. I'd had to go look it up to verify.

[zorra_chiflada]

i'd love to! i have lots of cake-baking experience. but not from scratch. i hope you don't mind. my cakes from scratch are always disappointing. but i'd use an organic mix and make it vegan and WHATEVER FLAVOR YOU WANT! and i'd let you lick the bowl.

WOO! :cool:

[cosmo105]

what is a good tea? we have a new tea shop near me.

what is honey loquat syrup?
well, i usually take one with an echinacea, goldenseal, licorice blend...anything (but not earl grey!) is usually good.

honey loquat syrup (https://secure.cnchost.com/popus.com/IMAGE/HealthCold/D-99888.jpg) is exactly that. it's really soothing for the throat and has that cough-syrupy taste to it and it really helps you breathe. i love it :)

[Medellia]

What's your favorite MST3K quote?

[cosmo105]

What's your favorite MST3K quote?
jesus. that's like asking me to pick my favorite Baldwin.

okay, okay. the first one that comes to mind...

Tool operators...


toooooool...operaaatoooors...

[ToucanSpam]

Please dear god forgive me for asking, but what is MST3K?

[Matt]

Please dear god forgive me for asking, but what is MST3K?

:eek:

[cookiepuss]

Please dear god forgive me for asking, but what is MST3K?

:eek: :eek:

[ToucanSpam]

For the love of god......

[Documad]

Mystery Science Theater 3000 was the best thing to come out of my hometown ever. (y) I seem to remember when it was on local TV.

[Medellia]

Please dear god forgive me for asking, but what is MST3K?
:eek: :eek: :eek:

[ToucanSpam]

:eek: :eek: :eek:
Not you too. :(


I've been educated by the lovely cookiepuss, everyone can put the safety back on their 12 gages now.

[TurdBerglar]

i can't picture cosmo saying fags

[Medellia]

Not you too. :(


I've been educated by the lovely cookiepuss, everyone can put the safety back on their 12 gages now.
You mean "gauges". :p

[ToucanSpam]

You mean "gauges". :p
whatever.

Redneck. :mad:

[Medellia]

whatever.

Redneck. :mad:
It's only red because I'm part Cherokee/Choctaw. Fool. :mad:

[synch]

what is this "fog" that you speak of? you forget i live in southern california.
"The fog is getting thicker!"

"And Leon... Is getting laaaarrrger"

:(

[HEIRESS]

will you still love me tomorrow?

[Tzar]

I'LL ANSWER THE QUESTIONS HERE THANK YOU ZORRA

get a license, slacker.
oh booo! i thought you were go all alternative and emo and tell me to ride to save the o-zone layer.

[roosta]

do you like rage against the machine?

[boys_beastie]

whats your favourite episode of futurama? *penguin one doesnt count*

:p

[paul jones]

Cosmo: Will you sign my Country Mike petition in Beastie General,thank you (y)

[cosmo105]

will you still love me tomorrow?
yes. and every tomorrow to come.

[cosmo105]

do you like rage against the machine?
not particularly. they're okay but overrated in my opinion.

[cosmo105]

whats your favourite episode of futurama? *penguin one doesnt count*

:p
duh, that one. either that or the one where leela finally meets or her parents...or where she gets stung by the space bee. that one's awesome.

[cosmo105]

Cosmo: Will you sign my Country Mike petition in Beastie General,thank you (y)
don't make me go over there. please :(

[TAL]

Can I have your new address?

[mickill]

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

[P of R]

Jess, what's so facinating about penguins?

[ToucanSpam]

Are you big on zodiac signs and the constellations?

[cosmo105]

Can I have your new address?
sure!
i'll pm it to you.

[cosmo105]

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?
just like you, they want to be...

close to me.


either that or they want to crap on me. i've been pooped on by birds more times than anyone else i know. more than 10. but...not since i've gone vegan. which i find interesting.

[cosmo105]

Jess, what's so facinating about penguins?
they're amazing creatures and pretty much the cutest things on earth. and i just feel a connection with them - they're birds that swim instead of fly, and they're unconventional yet successful in their own right, and underappreciated - and i...i really feel that both of us share that.

hahaha not really. i just think they're awesome.

[cosmo105]

Are you big on zodiac signs and the constellations?
um, no. that's a psuedoscience. and people that ascribe to it are stupid.

astronomy, yes. astrology, no.

[ToucanSpam]

um, no. that's a psuedoscience. and people that ascribe to it are stupid.

astronomy, yes. astrology, no.
good lassie.


What is it about Bjork that makes her interesting/good?

[cosmo105]

she's unconventional, she's different, she appeals to me, she's cute. jesus christ, you've asked me enough.

[ToucanSpam]

Do you think pre-European influenced American history is more or less interesting than the history that begins with the arrival of the Europeans to the US Civial War?

[cosmo105]

yes it is because the native american societies and nations were far more advanced than european societies wanted to admit. for fuck's sake, they built a terraced structure a full 40 feet higher than the great pyramid of giza and when the explorers saw it they attributed it to an ancient european-founded people because they didn't want to believe the natives had the technology to do something like that...that would make them PEOPLE and not savages, so they had rights to land and life.

now go away.

[Beth]

when are you and matt coming to visit?

[paul jones]

don't make me go over there. please :(

go on!

it's choc-full of Beasties :eek:

[P of R]

Alright, I have another question.

What do you think about Sweden?




Also, did you know that we've got polar bears walking the streets?

[paul jones]

Alright, I have another question.

What do you think about Sweden?




Also, did you know that we've got polar bears walking the streets?

tell you what I think of Sweden....The Concretes! I love that band (y)

[P of R]

tell you what I think of Sweden....The Concretes! I love that band (y)


Never heard of them.

[paul jones]

Never heard of them.

http://www.theconcretes.com/

[P of R]

Looks pop-a-licious!

[paul jones]

Looks pop-a-licious!

yeah,they're amazin (y)

[cosmo105]

when are you and matt coming to visit?
:) that'd be awesome. we'll be in GA for a week around the holidays...perhaps we'll arrange something then.

[cosmo105]

Alright, I have another question.

What do you think about Sweden?




Also, did you know that we've got polar bears walking the streets?
you do?? (y)

i love swedish people and ikea rules. hives, division of laura lee, t(i)nc = (y)(!) i would love to visit there sometime.

[HEIRESS]

which is a better song "I shall be released" by bob dylan or "I got a tiger by the tail" by buck owens??

[TAL]

Will you send the PM soon?

[cosmo105]

which is a better song "I shall be released" by bob dylan or "I got a tiger by the tail" by buck owens??
i can't say i've heard either :\ but my mom's a dylanophile so i'll have to go with the former.

[yeahwho]

Your mom is cool, but I think Buck wins that one, seriously.

OK, this is super important, because you are the deciding factor on how I fill up the allotted space on my DVR......ready.....Should I DVR SNL with guests Jon Heder & Ashlee Simpson?

talk me some shit, set me straight.

[jabumbo]

will you ever send me that photo of the snack cakes? :cool:

[cosmo105]

Your mom is cool, but I think Buck wins that one, seriously.

OK, this is super important, because you are the deciding factor on how I fill up the allotted space on my DVR......ready.....Should I DVR SNL with guests Jon Heder & Ashlee Simpson?

talk me some shit, set me straight.
no, because SNL sucks shit. and you know it does.

[cosmo105]

will you ever send me that photo of the snack cakes? :cool:
no :cool:

[jabumbo]

no :cool:


well thats not very exciting, is it?

i could use some wall decor

[Documad]

I went out with friends and had a latte with an extra shot and a brownie that was apparently full of parts of coffee beans. Why did I do that? When will I be able to fall asleep?

[cosmo105]

because you're a silly, silly woman and WHOA the judge on the dog show is wearing a hell of a hat! anyway, probably not until Tuesday at the earliest.

[yeahwho]

no, because SNL sucks shit. and you know it does.
So close, it's 11:15 PST....switching to Fire Walk with Me the Twin Peaks movie. soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo close.

[cosmo105]

anything's better than SNL. i'm sure there's something a lot more interesting on Food Network anyway.

[Documad]

So close, it's 11:15 PST....switching to Fire Walk with Me the Twin Peaks movie. soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo close.
Ewwww, don't watch that movie!

I'm glad Netflix delivered before the weekend. I think that with the help of the coffee brownie I can make it through four episodes of ANTM.

[Documad]

Cosmo, is it possible that 2005 will be the best year for music since you've been alive?

[cosmo105]

Cosmo, is it possible that 2005 will be the best year for music since you've been alive?
it is very possible. some great releases this year...off the top of my head, i can't think of a year that's had so many be so good.

[roosta]

should i send her that letter?

[cosmo105]

that depends. are you prepared to deal with the consequences? if so, godspeed.

[cosmo105]

what's better, being over dressed or being under dressed?
overdressed, always!

[Echewta]

Are you still thinking about the way your roommate types? Thats crazy fast for hunt and peck.

[cosmo105]

I KNOW! it was insane! i don't know how he does it. when i was hunting and pecking in 7th grade no way was i going at lightning speed like that. i always thought he typed the "correct" way...because he goes really fast and rarely makes errors. crazy brits.

[Echewta]

He's british? I thought that was just a game he was playing with me.

[mickill]

What's Qdrop's problem?

Please reply with something witty.

[boys_beastie]

duh, that one. either that or the one where leela finally meets or her parents...or where she gets stung by the space bee. that one's awesome.

that space honey looks delicious :p

[cosmo105]

What's Qdrop's problem?

Please reply with something witty.
Ovarian cyst.

[cosmo105]

that space honey looks delicious :p
are you hitting on me?

[Qdrop]

Ovarian cyst.

it's funny....cause that's my nickname for you.

[ToucanSpam]

This thread is like the internet equivalent of a handjob in some places.

[cosmo105]

wow. that was REALLY stupid.

[Bob]

i don't know which post you're referring to but i agree

[Qdrop]

This thread is like the internet equivalent of a handjob in some places.

i don't even understand this.

[ToucanSpam]

i don't even understand this.
It means there's more cock sucking in this thread than in the mickill thread.

[Qdrop]

It means there's more cock sucking in this thread than in the mickill thread.

hmm...i see you point.


it's almost as if cosmo wants to AGAIN challenge Mickill for the "most popular member" belt....

[ToucanSpam]

There really isn't a challenge there. People see 9000 posts and assume she's the Queen of the Board. There's no challenge.

[Qdrop]

There really isn't a challenge there. People see 9000 posts and assume she's the Queen of the Board. There's no challenge.

^^ohh...mike is gonna read that and get so steamed....

[roosta]

hey, whats with the cosmo hate?

[ToucanSpam]

There's no hate, just frustration. She calls me a fag, I call her a sanctimonious jerk.

[cosmo105]

i just said that post was stupid because it is. and i just started a thread because i was bored.

sanctimonious? hahaha.

[ToucanSpam]

It's about as true as me being a fag, isn't it? Yet you'll continue to call me a fag.

[Qdrop]

sanctimonious? hahaha.

the irony.

[cosmo105]

someone got up on the wrong side of the racecar bed this morning.

[cj hood]

There really isn't a challenge there. People see 9000 posts and assume she's the Queen of the Board. There's no challenge.


rest easy.......you both have no lives!

[cosmo105]

you know cj, you bitch and moan about how nerdy we are and how lame this board is...yet you keep posting in it! if you dislike us so much and are so above this kind of internet interaction, there's really no point to you staying, is there?

[ToucanSpam]

someone got up on the wrong side of the racecar bed this morning.
It's the Batmobile. That's not the point though! :mad:

[roosta]

you know cj, you bitch and moan about how nerdy we are and how lame this board is...yet you keep posting in it! if you dislike us so much and are so above this kind of internet interaction, there's really no point to you staying, is there?

yeah, plus the beastie boys are the geekiest band ever.

[boys_beastie]

are you hitting on me?


ha

[Qdrop]

someone got up on the wrong side of the racecar bed this morning.

i would have given my aching ovarian cyst for one of those....

[cj hood]

you know cj, you bitch and moan about how nerdy we are and how lame this board is...yet you keep posting in it! if you dislike us so much and are so above this kind of internet interaction, there's really no point to you staying, is there?


once in a while there's some beastie info on this site...

[cj hood]

yeah, plus the beastie boys are the geekiest band ever.


easy now...

[cosmo105]

once in a while there's some beastie info on this site...
but not on the beastie-free area. there's no real point to you coming in here except you bashing it...yet you fail to see that you're a part of it. if you hate "BF" so much, why post in it?

[g-mile7]

when/why the love for penguins started

[cosmo105]

when: i dunno, a while ago

why: already answered that. i just like them. it's not like a penguin saved my life or taught me how to sew or something. jesus!

[g-mile7]

thank jesus for them too indeed

[cookiepuss]

how did that mikedlvr thread get deleted so quickly? poof! it go bye bye. magic.

[cosmo105]

the admins work in mysterious ways.


(also they're on angel dust)

[adam_f]

I saw a picture of Janet Jackson in People magazine, and she got MASSIVE.

Fucking huge.

[TurdBerglar]

this is almost as epic as my questions thread

[boys_beastie]

almost as epic as j-lo's ass would be a better description i think.

[adam_f]

J. Lo's ass is so 1999.

[cookiepuss]

I saw a picture of Janet Jackson in People magazine, and she got MASSIVE.

Fucking huge.

oh...like this?
absolutely flabulous (http://www.worth1000.com/entries/126500/126670MSuq_w.jpg)

[adam_f]

Little different, but yeah.

[boys_beastie]

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[ToucanSpam]

oh...like this?
absolutely flabulous (http://www.worth1000.com/entries/126500/126670MSuq_w.jpg)
link doesnt work for me

[Documad]

Cosmo, if you're still coming here:

You mention organic food a lot. How do you know the food you buy is really organic? I've heard some nasty stories -- and that includes Whole Foods (which my coop says is completely evil on all levels).

Do you think organic is more important for some foods than others? Like I've noticed that with some vegetables they actually have taste if they're organic.

[cookiepuss]

link doesnt work for me

you can try hitting refresh. it was acting wierd on mine too but I could see it when I refreshed it.maybe this works? (http://www.worth1000.com/entries/126500/126670MSuq_w.jpg)

[cj hood]

but not on the beastie-free area. there's no real point to you coming in here except you bashing it...yet you fail to see that you're a part of it. if you hate "BF" so much, why post in it?


aren't i supposed to ask you the questions....

[Tzar]

cosmo; have you read my knuckle-cracking thread? what do you think i should do?

[ToucanSpam]

you can try hitting refresh. it was acting wierd on mine too but I could see it when I refreshed it.maybe this works? (http://www.worth1000.com/entries/126500/126670MSuq_w.jpg)
pregnant?

[cosmo105]

Cosmo, if you're still coming here:

You mention organic food a lot. How do you know the food you buy is really organic? I've heard some nasty stories -- and that includes Whole Foods (which my coop says is completely evil on all levels).

Do you think organic is more important for some foods than others? Like I've noticed that with some vegetables they actually have taste if they're organic.
it's basically a promise - at my store, we get certified organic produce from an organic farmer's market...and we have full access to their proof of organic certification.

i think it's important for all foods. i get everything organic that's possible.

[cosmo105]

aren't i supposed to ask you the questions....
arent ellipses supposed to have three periods...

[cj hood]

arent ellipses supposed to have three periods...


aren't i supposed to ask you the questions....