report a robbery. get busted for coke

[TurdBerglar]

NEW YORK, Oct. 7 — British singer Boy George was arrested in New York Friday on suspicion of possessing cocaine after he called police to report a burglary at his apartment in Little Italy, police said.

[Ace42X]

Hah, what a surprise.

However, this sort of thing is not uncommon. Millions of examples in the usual "America's dembest criminals" style TV shows and books. Like the dealer who not only reports his drugs stolen, but also doffs his hat, letting two baggies of coke fall to the table as he thanks the desk-clerk for his help.

Or the guy that posted his bail for "robbing vending machines" with two brown paper bags filled to the brim with loose change...

[Mr_Complex]

I'm sure he'll love to go to jail. Anal sex and buggery in the shower is the norm for Boy George. Now he'll experience it with bigger and badder men.

[buddylee]

"Happy like a faggot in jail" Xzibit

[Dr Deaf]

i don't think he's going to jail.

probably not. rich and / or famous people seem to have a better chance at alluding incarceration than the rest of us.

take the POTUS for example.

[Dr Deaf]

president of the united states.

check out the jabba-jaw on the POTUS. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/video/bush-miers.mov)

[Monsieur Decuts]

this almost happened to me one day.

I was workign from home and I was used to dialing 9-1 and then the number to get out of phone system at work. So i did it from my home phone and somehow managed to call 911. Then i said I could use a jizzoint before I start working. Then i had the jizzoint. Then 5 minutes later the cops were knoocking on my door....and they were like did you call 911 and I tried to cover it being like ya i musta made a mistake oo i'm so stupid and they were like grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr stoner.....then they left cause its was VT..thank goodness for VT.

I've only done this once more since ! stupid idiots...this has to happen all the time...9-1 areacode is just too close to 911

[BeastieLips]

that's why when you call the cops you don't say, "and while you're here taking down everything about this robbery, why don'tcha look in that snuff box there. i think you'll be pleasantly surprised."

ps: i have a picture of boy george hanging in my room.