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Freebasser
10-09-2005, 10:59 AM
Seriously...?
mp-seventythree
10-09-2005, 11:01 AM
You want a list?
Freebasser
10-09-2005, 11:02 AM
To be honest, I didn't even expect a reply, let alone a list :/
mp-seventythree
10-09-2005, 11:04 AM
I thought I could come up with an amusing list of things wrong with her, but I can't really think of anything :(
Mr_Complex
10-09-2005, 11:07 AM
You're only saying this because you blatantly would.
Bob Sacamento
10-09-2005, 11:08 AM
I like her. I mean, they're real hooters. She's an orgy of the senses.
Count Bismark
10-09-2005, 11:09 AM
She is a hottie.
Bob Sacamento
10-09-2005, 11:14 AM
She is a hottie.

Giddy up! (y)
TurdBerglar
10-09-2005, 11:22 AM
who?
mp-seventythree
10-09-2005, 11:28 AM
who?


Charlotte Church (http://charlottechurch.com/)
TurdBerglar
10-09-2005, 11:32 AM
she's not bad looking
mp-seventythree
10-09-2005, 11:33 AM
nice tits
TurdBerglar
10-09-2005, 11:38 AM
yep (http://charlottechurch.com/gallery/1373197563.jpg)
voltanapricot
10-09-2005, 11:43 AM
She's just another loutish British bird but with more talent and money.

Ach, she's alright though.
DipDipDive
10-09-2005, 11:43 AM
yep (http://charlottechurch.com/gallery/1373197563.jpg)

Is there really a call for that kind of attire in opera these days?

And isn't that chick like 12?
voltanapricot
10-09-2005, 11:46 AM
She was 7 years ago!

And she's gone "pop" now.
DipDipDive
10-09-2005, 11:46 AM
She was 7 years ago!

And she's gone "pop" now.

Oh. Gross.
voltanapricot
10-09-2005, 11:49 AM
Mmm...

I like the sound of
Your belt dropping
Your door locking
You jangle your keys yeah

I like the sound of
Your heart stopping
Of lip locking
The grazing of knees yeah

I like the sound of
Skin touching
Hands fumbling
You do as you please

I like the sound of
Back on the wall yeah
Shelves falling
Oh yes indeed

But I love it when you call my name
I love it when you call my name
Both ends of the candle burnt by the flame
Yeah I love it when you call my name n-n-name

I like the sound of
Your shirt ripping
My will slipping
Under the table

I like the sound of
Your hand slapping
Your whip cracking
This could be painful

I may like the rain
I may like the symphony
I may like the feel
Of your frame on my frame

But I love it when you call my name
I love it when you call my name (oooh... oooh...) Yeah
Both ends of the candle burnt by the flame
Yeah I love it when you call my name n-n-name

I may like the rain
I may like the symphony
I may like the feel
Of your frame on my frame

I may like your touch
I may like you next to me
I may like the sound of
Your name on my lips

I may like your touch
I may like your remedy
I may like the feel
Of your hand on my hips

I may like your talk
Like your breathing heavily
I like a lot of things baby
You know meeeeeeeeeee......

But I love it when you call my name
I love it when you call my name (I love it when you call me)
Both ends of the candle burnt by the flame (ooh yeah)
Yeah I love it when you call my name n-n-name

I love it when you call my name (woooh...)
I love it when you call my name (I love it when you call me)
Both ends of the candle burnt by the flame (ooh)
Yeah I love it when you call my name n-n-name (ooh)

By Charlotte Church, Aged 12.
Bob Sacamento
10-09-2005, 11:59 AM
Yyyyeeahh!
ms.peachy
10-09-2005, 12:23 PM
She's just another loutish British bird but with more talent and money.

Ach, she's alright though.
Oh I dunno. I think she is actually talented, she's just kind of squandering it at the moment. More money than taste perhaps. But hey, she's 17 and having fun, and who of us can claim to have been rational and sophisticated at that age?

She refuses to diet herself down to twiglet size in order to please other people, so that alone gives her one gold star from me.
voltanapricot
10-09-2005, 12:28 PM
I did already say that she was talented though. :)
TonsOfFun
10-09-2005, 12:31 PM
Her new music isn't great and I appreciated her old stuff. But she is hot and welsh and thus has a nice accent cus she is welsh.

Welsh men however have a horrible accent. Sorry welsh men but you do.

Yeah, nothing wrong with Charlotte Chuch, in interviews I've seen of her she is very down to earth to and has her head screwed on it seems. Top lass (y)
jabumbo
10-09-2005, 12:31 PM
cute


i oculdnt comment on anything else, i dont know it...


last time i remember hearing her sing she was 13 or something and riding in a thanksgiving day parade float
TAL
10-09-2005, 12:35 PM
I get it.
Count Bismark
10-09-2005, 12:41 PM
By Charlotte Church, Aged 12.

Uhhhhh


I don't think there are 12 year olds who are sophisticated enough to write like that. I think that might have been written for her. Maybe.


I wouldn't know though, you seem to be a pretty big Charlotte Church enthusiast (spelling?) to know better than me. Do you own all her albums?
voltanapricot
10-09-2005, 01:15 PM
Read the entire thread then read into sarcasm, knobneck. :)
Count Bismark
10-09-2005, 01:17 PM
Read the entire thread then read into sarcasm, knobneck. :)
I got your lovely sarcasm, Clo. I enjoy it. It's sophisticated.


IS there a Euro version of Britney?
voltanapricot
10-09-2005, 01:21 PM
It's sophisticated
You do it better, Toucan.
Count Bismark
10-09-2005, 01:34 PM
:confused:
zorra_chiflada
10-09-2005, 04:46 PM
isn't she a massive chav?
Freebasser
10-09-2005, 04:47 PM
She certainly is.
zorra_chiflada
10-09-2005, 04:48 PM
She certainly is.

does she wear burbury check scarves?
Freebasser
10-09-2005, 04:53 PM
I don't know, but I wouldn't mind putting a scarf down her throat and watching her suffer.

I hope you're reading this, Charlotte ;)
discopants
10-10-2005, 02:50 AM
does she wear burbury check scarves?

No but she drinks cheap booze and is about as classy as Courney Love's knicker drawer.
Tzar
10-10-2005, 03:15 AM
i'd hit it more than once. (y)
Gareth
10-10-2005, 03:28 AM
gavin henson
what happened to emma bunton?
Paul Decktition
10-10-2005, 06:02 AM
The gal can drink and you know that she is Dirty in bed, But she does like her men to adore her, me, I would root and boot!