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Freebasser
10-10-2005, 06:26 AM
Remember when Wacko Jacko kept turning up late for court, shuffling in slowly and claiming he had a bad back that constantly kept him in pain?

Then how come when he got mobbed in London just now he managed to quickly jump onto the top of a roof of a car and throw his arms about? :rolleyes:
roosta
10-10-2005, 06:31 AM
SHUT THE FUCK UP

Jackson is the man. Simple as.
Freebasser
10-10-2005, 06:32 AM
Are you sure he's a man?
roosta
10-10-2005, 06:34 AM
maybe a magical elf?....but regardless dont hate on jackson. go listen to "beat it" right now.....
adam_f
10-10-2005, 06:46 AM
Irony- Michael Jackson releases a song called 'Beat It.' He then is indicted on charges of child molestation.
Bob
10-10-2005, 06:56 AM
what's white and slides down toilet walls?


michael jackson's latest release! wait, george michaels'....
adam_f
10-10-2005, 07:00 AM
I wonder what the KKK thinks of Michael Jackson.
Junker
10-10-2005, 08:03 AM
I wonder what the KKK thinks of Michael Jackson.

"What tha fuck this guy did with his nose???"
adrockmelanie
10-10-2005, 07:10 PM
so yeah, i just laughed when i saw this thread title.
and that's all i wanted to say.
QueenAdrock
10-10-2005, 07:43 PM
A billion-dollar celebrity lied for sympathy during a period when he was on trial? I think I'm going to go punch a hole in the wall.
discopants
10-11-2005, 03:10 AM
I reckon he's been lying about more important stuff than that.
"I just gave them cookies and ice cream". Sure you did, Michael.
roosta
10-11-2005, 03:12 AM
Not Guilty
Beckalina
10-11-2005, 03:20 AM
I wanna be in a Michael Mob
discopants
10-11-2005, 04:42 AM
Not Guilty

Shocker- Celebrity found Not Guilty!!!
Someone pick me of the fuckin floor.
roosta
10-11-2005, 05:55 AM
he's still not guilty.
Beckalina
10-11-2005, 05:55 AM
roosta wants to be in my Michael mob
roosta
10-11-2005, 05:58 AM
roosta wants to be in my Michael mob

damn right, only if its a michael appreciation mob? and not the other kind of mob, you know that the Daily Mail whip up and get to go round and burn his house down?

but yeah, im down for a pro-michael mob.
Beckalina
10-11-2005, 06:01 AM
of course its pro Michael, I might throw the odd crab apple at him though.
Freebasser
06-29-2009, 02:12 PM
Whose point is null and void as Michael Jackson is now dead and so therefore is incapable of being a man, indeed incapable of being anything other than worm food (do worms eat plastic?)