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ToucanSpam
10-10-2005, 01:40 PM
I copy people. But ask away. Anything and I will answer.
Qdrop
10-10-2005, 01:41 PM
why do you copy people?
ToucanSpam
10-10-2005, 01:44 PM
I see a good idea, I steal it and use it.

As for the thieving of a certain avatar, she knows why I did it. :mad:
ToucanSpam
10-10-2005, 01:46 PM
6'1 and 1/2.
Qdrop
10-10-2005, 01:46 PM
what would happen to this board if Mickill and Cosmo just quit.
adam_f
10-10-2005, 01:46 PM
You'd be a better person if you didn't copy people.
ToucanSpam
10-10-2005, 01:50 PM
what would happen to this board if Mickill and Cosmo just quit.
The board would either close due to inactivity. Some people would commit ritual suicide over it, and the member list would go from 30,000 to about 45, most of them being Skye aliases and well, just TurdBerglar. Echewta would still be around, but it wouldn't be the same. I would be forced to quit because having the highest post count shouldn't belong to a Canadian, and the new cosmo would be tulla.


That, or buisness as usual.
ToucanSpam
10-10-2005, 01:50 PM
You'd be a better person if you didn't copy people.
That's not a question, but if you asked me if I would be a better person if I stopped with the copy, then yes, I would be. But I won't, and I'm not.
adam_f
10-10-2005, 01:52 PM
If one day, Canada became the 51st state of the U.S. and you had to pay for healthcare, how many suicides would be committed in protest?
ToucanSpam
10-10-2005, 01:54 PM
If one day, Canada became the 51st state of the U.S. and you had to pay for healthcare, how many suicides would be committed in protest?
Not as many as you think. About 100,000-500,000 though.

Not me though, I'd be the first one on a boat to Freebasserland.
adam_f
10-10-2005, 01:56 PM
In Freebasserland you're forced to remove your pants and walk around in nothing but underoos. Not cool.
ToucanSpam
10-10-2005, 01:58 PM
How would you know adam? Brochure?


Shit son, they're always making things look better on paper.
adam_f
10-10-2005, 01:58 PM
Aidan touched me. :(
cj hood
10-10-2005, 02:00 PM
with over 8000 posts in little over a year how can you possibly have a life outside of this website?
Bob
10-10-2005, 02:01 PM
did it occur to you that this might be a dumb idea for a thread?
ToucanSpam
10-10-2005, 02:03 PM
with over 8000 posts in little over a year how can you possible have a life outside of this website?
Simple.


I post a huge amount in a very small time frame. Think what you want, but I go on this maybe collectively 3 hours a day. Sometimes I just turn it on and walk away, so it looks likes im online all the time. Now that I turned myself on invisible, you'll never know whether I'm here or not!
roosta
10-10-2005, 02:05 PM
would you agree that i am clearly the best poster on this message board?
ToucanSpam
10-10-2005, 02:05 PM
did it occur to you that this might be a dumb idea for a thread?
If it was, then it was a dumb idea when SacrySquirrel did it, and a dumb idea when Cosmo did it. Unless you say those threads were dumb ideas too, then nope. It's Beastie-Free.
Qdrop
10-10-2005, 02:05 PM
and the member list would go from 30,000 to about 45, most of them being Skye aliases yeah....or aliases in general.

, and the new cosmo would be tulla. she couldn't handle it.
if it's not about sex....it's not about Tulla.
ToucanSpam
10-10-2005, 02:06 PM
would you agree that i am clearly the best poster on this message board?
I can't give out the title of Best BBMB poster. I would if I could.


You're not the best but I enjoy deciding whether or not you are black or not.
roosta
10-10-2005, 02:07 PM
I can't give out the title of Best BBMB poster. I would if I could.


You're not the best but I enjoy deciding whether or not you are black or not.

wrong answer.
ToucanSpam
10-10-2005, 02:07 PM
yeah....or aliases in general.

she couldn't handle it.
if it's not about sex....it's not about Tulla.
I dunno about that...oh you know what I change my answer to DandyFop. She's popular with some of the men here.
jabumbo
10-10-2005, 02:14 PM
what would you do if dandy fop showed you her tits?
Bob
10-10-2005, 02:20 PM
yeah....or aliases in general.

she couldn't handle it.
if it's not about sex....it's not about Tulla.

um, if you say so

toucan, it was fairly dumb when the first 3 people did it. with the first one it was ok, with the second one it was more of a "really? i wouldn't have, but ok, whatever", with the third one it was "oh come on, are you serious?" and now that we're here it's more of a "this is retarded, you can't be serious"

so i guess my question is, "this is retarded, surely you can't be serious?"
ToucanSpam
10-10-2005, 02:22 PM
what would you do if dandy fop showed you her tits?
Nothing really, I find her unattractive lately. No offense of course.
ToucanSpam
10-10-2005, 02:24 PM
um, if you say so

toucan, it was fairly dumb when the first 3 people did it. with the first one it was ok, with the second one it was more of a "really? i wouldn't have, but ok, whatever", with the third one it was "oh come on, are you serious?" and now that we're here it's more of a "this is retarded, you can't be serious"

so i guess my question is, "this is retarded, surely you can't be serious?"
You said nothing in the other threads about them being stupid, so you're either a coward or you're trying to pick a fight with a 'lesser being'.

Whatever Bob, keep on truckin'.
mickill
10-10-2005, 02:29 PM
Did you really just refer to yourself as "a lesser being"?
cosmo105
10-10-2005, 02:30 PM
Did you really just refer to yourself as "a lesser being"?
Did you seriously just ask this?
ToucanSpam
10-10-2005, 02:33 PM
Did you really just refer to yourself as "a lesser being"?
Yes. There are some people here to do think they are better people, why they would think that when they have never met me is beyond me. Do I take this board too seriously? Maybe. Do I deserve being called a fag as often as I do? No, because I'm not gay. People still say it, nothing new there.


I answered a few things there for you mike.
roosta
10-10-2005, 02:35 PM
do you really think im black?
Junker
10-10-2005, 02:35 PM
Why we dont have black pilots on Formula One???
ToucanSpam
10-10-2005, 02:37 PM
do you really think im black?
Sometimes I wonder. It's not a bad thing, sometimes I just don't know.


I think you are in love with voltane though.
ToucanSpam
10-10-2005, 02:38 PM
Why we dont have black pilots on Formula One???
Shit....I don't know...someday there will be though.
Junker
10-10-2005, 02:41 PM
Shit....I don't know...someday there will be though.

Gotcha!!!!

PS: It reminds me that movie........ hahahahaha.......that film is so stupid
Gotcha.........LOL :D
kll
10-10-2005, 02:41 PM
do you really think im black?
haha. my question is the same!
roosta
10-10-2005, 02:41 PM
Sometimes I wonder. It's not a bad thing, sometimes I just don't know.


I think you are in love with voltane though.

:confused:
ToucanSpam
10-10-2005, 02:42 PM
haha. my question is the same!
I don't know, I think so.
zorra_chiflada
10-10-2005, 04:34 PM
hi.
ToucanSpam
10-10-2005, 04:39 PM
hi.
Hi. *waves*
paul jones
10-10-2005, 04:40 PM
Is Screech related to Mike D ?
ToucanSpam
10-10-2005, 04:41 PM
Is Screech related to Mike D ?
Yes, they're sisters.
roosta
10-10-2005, 04:41 PM
why do you think im in love with voltane?????
ToucanSpam
10-10-2005, 04:42 PM
why do you think im in love with voltane?????
Whenever she posts you're like a half step behind her. Maybe you guys are just friends, I don't know. You're like a duo though. Not a gay one, you guys are funny sometimes.
zorra_chiflada
10-10-2005, 04:43 PM
Hi. *waves*

could you lend me $200 bucks?
roosta
10-10-2005, 04:47 PM
Whenever she posts you're like a half step behind her. Maybe you guys are just friends, I don't know. You're like a duo though. Not a gay one, you guys are funny sometimes.

oh ok. for the record i despise her
Medellia
10-10-2005, 04:53 PM
Are you sick of Green Day yet?
ToucanSpam
10-10-2005, 05:14 PM
could you lend me $200 bucks?
Possibly, what for crazy woman?
ToucanSpam
10-10-2005, 05:14 PM
oh ok. for the record i despise her
I don't believe it.

She told me otherwise.....
ToucanSpam
10-10-2005, 05:15 PM
Are you sick of Green Day yet?
Fuck yes. I was 2 months ago. A song here or there is alright but shit son. I think I had my fill for a while.
roosta
10-10-2005, 05:17 PM
I don't believe it.

She told me otherwise.....

pft, she's a pathological liar who lives in a make-believe world designed to distract her from her mundane existance on this planet

plus she smells like old socks
ToucanSpam
10-10-2005, 05:18 PM
pft, she's a pathological liar who lives in a make-believe world designed to distract her from her mundane existance on this planet

plus she smells like old Cocks
haha that's terrible. I thought you two were a thing.
voltanapricot
10-11-2005, 09:00 AM
You're like a duo though. Not a gay one, you guys are funny sometimes.
roosta is the gay one, that's why "us" could never be. :(
avignon
10-11-2005, 10:26 AM
Why do you keep trying to fix voltane up with black men?



edit: I can't believe I read this thread.
ciaobellaOX
10-11-2005, 10:51 AM
Tell us the story of when you lost your virginity. Details.
cosmo105
10-11-2005, 10:57 AM
have you always been able to see into the future?
avignon
10-11-2005, 10:58 AM
I knew you were gonna ask that.
roosta
10-11-2005, 11:12 AM
roosta is the gay one, that's why "us" could never be. :(

just cuz i spurned your advances, doesnt make me gay, bighead.
Monsieur Decuts
10-11-2005, 11:17 AM
How many donairs do you think it would take to fully rupture a colon?
Monsieur Decuts
10-11-2005, 11:46 AM
How far is Nova Scotia from Vermont? I have no map in handy and am too lazy to check the globe.

let me handle this one...

Its a 14 hour drive that I know ooo too well....probably done it 15 times.
Its around a 1000 miles
ToucanSpam
10-11-2005, 05:40 PM
Why do you keep trying to fix voltane up with black men?



edit: I can't believe I read this thread.
It's not particularly hard, she is a looker. :rolleyes:
ToucanSpam
10-11-2005, 05:41 PM
Tell us the story of when you lost your virginity. Details.
Not a question.
ToucanSpam
10-11-2005, 05:41 PM
How many donairs do you think it would take to fully rupture a colon?
Eleven. And we are talking guts everywhere.
ToucanSpam
10-11-2005, 05:42 PM
How far is Nova Scotia from Vermont? I have no map in handy and am too lazy to check the globe.
Far enough, I have a friend who goes to school here who lives in Vermont. The summer was slightly boring without her.
Lex Diamonds
10-11-2005, 05:45 PM
What do you get when you multiply 42 by the square root of the number of racers in the 1967 Monaco Grand Prix?
ToucanSpam
10-11-2005, 05:49 PM
What do you get when you multiply 42 by the square root of the number of racers in the 1967 Monaco Grand Prix?
one
paul jones
10-11-2005, 05:51 PM
Where me irie skank melon waaaarmaar?

me got icicles on me dreadz bloodclaaaaats!
ToucanSpam
10-11-2005, 05:54 PM
Where me irie skank melon waaaarmaar?

me got icicles on me dreadz bloodclaaaaats!
We need to get you some help, man. :(
roosta
10-11-2005, 05:58 PM
YOUR NOT EVEN TRYING ANY MORE. CMON MAN

how am i doing?
ToucanSpam
10-11-2005, 05:59 PM
YOUR NOT EVEN TRYING ANY MORE. CMON MAN

how am i doing?
Good. You're a little cold though, throw on a shawl.
Lex Diamonds
10-11-2005, 05:59 PM
We need to get you some help, man. :(
He's looking for his hat, you fool! Tell him where it is!
paul jones
10-11-2005, 06:07 PM
He's looking for his hat, you fool! Tell him where it is!

yeah me dreads be chatterin
ciaobellaOX
10-11-2005, 06:11 PM
Stupid Details

When did you lose your virginity?
ToucanSpam
10-11-2005, 06:20 PM
Stupid Details

When did you lose your virginity?
I haven't yet. I don't give two drops of shit whether or not anyone finds it funny, I'm 19 and I have a lot of living to do yet. I think I can wait until I find someone who it feels right with.
Lex Diamonds
10-16-2005, 01:18 PM
I think I can wait until I find someone who it feels right with.
And wants you inside them.