Who do you think gets the most board chic action here?

[avignon]

I have to say jabumbo. He's a slut.

[Tzar]

where the fuck's my name!?!

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:confused:
















:(

[Bob]

if only you knew about my secret life

[avignon]

You didn't get board chic action. You brought outside chic action to the board. It doesn't count.

edit: in respnose to tzar not Bob. Or maybe Bob too. I don't know.

[TAL]

It's always the quiet ones, right? So it's gotta be me.

[avignon]

Bob, did you vote for mickill? You did, didn't you.

[Bob]

i didn't vote yet. its not like my vote really counts anyway i'm making a protest or something

[ms.peachy]

I saw 'board chic' and totally thought this was going to be about fashionable avwear.

Chick. Chick action. I get it now.

[Lindsey_1535]

jabumbo issss a pretty big slut burger

[Tzar]

You didn't get board chic action. You brought outside chic action to the board. It doesn't count.

edit: in respnose to tzar not Bob. Or maybe Bob too. I don't know.
hey now! that's not fair!

[avignon]

I saw 'board chic' and totally thought this was going to be about fashionable avwear.

Chick. Chick action. I get it now.
See, to me, "chick" is a baby chicken. So I use the term "chic" as slang for a hot woman because I refuse to use words that are degrading like "bitches" or just dumb like "hotties".

[ms.peachy]

See, to me, "chick" is a baby chicken. So I use the term "chic" as slang for a hot woman because I refuse to use words that are degrading like "bitches" or just dumb like "hotties".
????

So you actually say it like "sheek" then, in conversations?

[avignon]

????

So you actually say it like "sheek" then, in conversations?
No. But I never pronounced Chic jeans that way either.

[mickill]

What the crap? I don't get "board chic action". And you lumped me in with all these perverts, man. Jabumbo has PM'ed so many female board members that he's even mistakenly harrassed a few dudes thinking that they could be females and didn't want to risk the possibility of missing one.

[avignon]

"Ehewta"? Avignon is not so quick after all. :(

[Bob]

What the crap? I don't get "board chic action". And you lumped me in with all these perverts, man. Jabumbo has PM'ed so many female board members that he's even mistakenly harrassed a few dudes thinking that they could be females and didn't want to risk the possibility of missing one.

i know...how could you think "bob" is a girl's name, i was so confused :confused:

[avignon]

What the crap? I don't get "board chic action". And you lumped me in with all these perverts, man. Jabumbo has PM'ed so many female board members that he's even mistakenly harrassed a few dudes thinking that they could be females and didn't want to risk the possibility of missing one.
OK, just out of curiosity then, what is the ratio of males to females that you pm?

[Qdrop]

dude, i think it has been made abundantly clear that virtually all of the females fucking flock to mickill like they just hit puberty and he was on the cover of BOP magazine...

[ms.peachy]

No. But I never pronounced Chic jeans that way either.
So, wait. You won't write "chick", because that is somehow demeaning to women, but you will say "chick", which is somehow not?

I'm really not following you here, babe. (Oh sorry, I mean, bayb.)

[mickill]

OK, just out of curiosity then, what is the ratio of males to females that you pm?
Hmmmmmm....about 10 to 1. Why?

[avignon]

So, wait. You won't write "chick", because that is somehow demeaning to women, but you will say "chick", which is somehow not?

I'm really not following you here, babe. (Oh sorry, I mean, bayb.)
Could you give me a break, please? I didn't say that "chick" was demeaning to women. I said "bitches" is. I said that "chick" to me is a baby chicken.

[avignon]

Hmmmmmm....about 10 to 1. Why?
Bullshit. No way you pm 10 men to each woman. There aren't that many men on this board!

[ms.peachy]

Could you give me a break, please? I didn't say that "chick" was demeaning to women. I said "bitches" is. I said that "chick" to me is a baby chicken.
yeah ok, I'm just bored at work. I'll behave now. Sorry.

[mickill]

Oh, I meant 10 females for every male. Yeah, my bad.

[avignon]

Oh, I meant 10 females for every male. Yeah, my bad.
Well, I still say jabumbo has you beat.

[kll]

you see, avignon... the sad part is that the boys on your list may get chic action on HERE, but never get laid in real life... except for maybe knuckles...


might i add that i vote for bumbo

[avignon]

yeah ok, I'm just bored at work. I'll behave now. Sorry.
hahahahahahhaa!
from the urban dictionary
1.chic
Ultra-illiterate version of the already-slang "chick".

Some idiot must have seen the word and decided, "Oh! The one without the 'k' must mean 'a girl'!"

No, retard, "chick" refers to both a baby chicken and a girl. 'Chic' is always pronounced "sheek" and means something similar to fashionable".

:o

[mickill]

Well, I still say jabumbo has you beat.
That kinda goes without saying. Jabumbo's ratio is more like 10 billion to none.

Anyway, I was joking about the 10 to 1 thing. It's more like 40% male, 57% female, 3% other.

Why aren't Synch, Freebasser, P of R, Toucan or Nerfballgenius or whatever his name is on this poll?

[avignon]

First of all, Synch isn't chasing skirts on this board the way the rest of you are. And I left Freebasser off because I'm fairly certain that Beckalina could whip my ass. Who the hell is the other guy?

[jabumbo]

i don't think i get it? :confused:

[mickill]

I don't "chase skirts", you jackass.

That other guy is P of R. You know, P of R.

[avignon]

i don't think i get it? :confused:
That's so not what I hear.

[avignon]

I don't "chase skirts", you jackass.

That other guy is P of R. You know, P of R.
yeah yeah, and Toucan. But the other guy? Anyway, don't know, don't care. Moving on. Buttmonkey.

[Knuckles]

I had to vote for myself so I wouldn't have a big ole' goose egg! :mad:

[TAL]

I know the feeling.

[cookiepuss]

PJ is the mack daddy if you ask me. he's just very subtle about it most of the time. (y)

i <3 ya Paul! ;)

[Lex Diamonds]

I think Yauch gets the most board chick action. Whenever he's online about 30 women try to give him an e-blowjob. (y)

[TurdBerglar]

surely i should be up on that poll

[kll]

surely i should be up on that poll

*snort*







riiight

[Echewta]

So this list is bad? What skirts do i chase? I dont get laid? Whats going on here?

Ehewta? I was that bad?

[paul jones]

PJ is the mack daddy if you ask me. he's just very subtle about it most of the time. (y)

i <3 ya Paul! ;)

HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!! :D (y)

[roosta]

define action

[Lex Diamonds]

define action
i <3 ya Paul! ;)
I know, it's sad, but for some people this is all they get.

[paul jones]

I know, it's sad, but for some people this is all they get.


no way man,my birds coming over for xmas (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

no way man,my birds coming over for xmas (y)
It's not all about looks, confidence or personality,
Wide-ons, hard-ons, lovin' a bit of rubsies

Get in there, my son! :D (y)

[paul jones]

ahahhahhhha......FUNNIEST THREAD EVER......JOB WELL DONE!!!!

I am not voting though!

your avatars of late make me really hungry!

[paul jones]

I know how to temp a mans pallet! ;)
:D

[monkey]

im totally on adam f's jock. why isnt he on this poll?

[ToucanSpam]

There's no member named Ehewta, so I voted for Jabumbo, even though he's a Pens fan. And a Pirates fan.

[Lex Diamonds]

ToucanSpam gets a lot of girly attention.

TOO BAD IT'S ALL FROM DROPPINSCIENCE!!!



HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[TAL]

Wow, 2 people who are not me voted for me.

[ToucanSpam]

Wow, 2 people who are not me voted for me.
3 people

[Lex Diamonds]

Aww, how cute!

[paul jones]

let's have a wanking contest

[jabumbo]

im totally on adam f's jock. why isnt he on this poll?

because he is an asshole


there is only room for one pittsburgher on this poll!

[ToucanSpam]

because he is an asshole


there is only room for one Shittsburgher on this poll!
Not true.

Besides, everyone loves you both. You moreso though...but don't tell him!

[marsdaddy]

Ehewta? I was that bad?Echewta might be offensive and this is her way of not offending. Or maybe she thinks you're a baby chicken?

[TAL]

3 people
No, I'm me and I voted for me. So that makes 2 who are not me that voted for me.

[hardnox71]

I wanted to vote for both Chewie and Mickill but I could only pick one so I went for Mickill.

Both they are both whores. Bigtime. :D

[zorra_chiflada]

jabumbo :mad:

[jabumbo]

jabumbo :mad:

you always have to use the mad face when talking to me, don't you?

[zorra_chiflada]

you always have to use the mad face when talking to me, don't you?

no :confused:

[Documad]

What does this thread mean? Does it mean he's the most successful with board chicks? that he tries the hardest? or that most of the board chicks dig him? If it's the third one I vote Knuckles.

[cosmo105]

i'm not voting because i wasn't an option.

[Kid Presentable]

Fuc a chic, all the haters can eat a dic.

[Documad]

btw, when I first read the thread title, I saw "chic" and figured Ms. Peachy would win. So it was funny when she started the thread saying that it was really "chick." :p

I forgot about Chic jeans. That's a blast from the past.

[Knuckles]

THIS (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=901937&postcount=12357) should get me more votes!!!

[miss_bhaven]

Me :D :cool:

[Rancid_Beasties]

Me :D :cool:
:rolleyes:

And Avignon, what happened to the crush you had on my posts... :(

[Mcmac]

sorry rancid no one likes u :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[boys_beastie]

that was plain mean and true

[Rancid_Beasties]

sorry rancid no one likes u :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Don't be like that, you are the one that always whinges that I'm not on msn enough :cool:

Ohh, and who the fuck are you boys_beastie?

[Anne Lauren]

I voted for Mickill (might be spelled wrong) because from my observations he seems to interact more with the ladies...either through debating with them, cuttin' them down, or giving them shout-outs. He probably finds it funny to fuck with them because a lot of times they get real defensive and serious back.

[monkey]

because he is an asshole


there is only room for one pittsburgher on this poll!

you are soooooo jealous! greeeeeen with ENVY! you cant handle man-on-man competition!!!!

:p :D

[avignon]

THIS (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=901937&postcount=12357) should get me more votes!!!
That should clinch it.

[avignon]

What does this thread mean? Does it mean he's the most successful with board chicks? that he tries the hardest? or that most of the board chicks dig him? If it's the third one I vote Knuckles.
Yes to all.

[avignon]

:rolleyes:

And Avignon, what happened to the crush you had on my posts... :(
The poll options were not based on who I dig. Just who I think is reaching Don Juan status on this board.

[mickill]

I voted for Mickill (might be spelled wrong) because from my observations he seems to interact more with the ladies...either through debating with them, cuttin' them down, or giving them shout-outs. He probably finds it funny to fuck with them because a lot of times they get real defensive and serious back.
Hold on a sec. I interact with everybody, male or female. I don't know where this seemingly common misconception is coming from, that I only "debate, cut down or give shout-outs" to the female members. Ask Bob. Why Bob? Because Bob can be trusted. His judgment isn't impaired by jealousy and rage (Qdrop) or an insatiable desire to touch my butt (Echewta) or a small penis (Toucan). He knows, more than perhaps any of you, what my steez is.

[kll]

Hold on a sec. I interact with everybody, male or female. I don't know where this seemingly common misconception is coming from, that I only "debate, cut down or give shout-outs" to the female members. Ask Bob. Why Bob? Because Bob can be trusted. His judgment isn't impaired by jealousy and rage (Qdrop) or an insatiable desire to touch my butt (Echewta) or a small penis (Toucan). He knows, more than perhaps any of you, what my steez is.


YEAH! fuck mickill... move Bob into KING status

[beastiegirrl101]

I think Echewta "good guy theme" is just a cover for his bad boy life style.

[kll]

I think Echewta "good guy theme" is just a cover for his bad boy life style.


he's totall a fake. if he did exist he'd actually meet up with me for real.

[NurfBallJeaneus]

Why aren't Synch, Freebasser, P of R, Toucan or Nerfballgenius or whatever his name is on this poll?

Yeah....where the hell is my name.

[mickill]

YEAH! fuck mickill... move Bob into KING status
Okay, you listen here you, people like Q and yourself and whoever are trying to get people to hate me. You're causing some unrequired backlash here. I don't think I'm special, we don't need to knock me off of some high horse. My head isn't getting too big or anything. You don't have to lead some kind of revolt.

[kll]

Okay, you listen here you, people like Q and yourself and whoever are trying to get people to hate me. You're causing some unrequired backlash here. I don't think I'm special, we don't need to knock me off of some high horse. My head isn't getting too big or anything. You don't have to lead some kind of revolt.


i didn't know Q was starting a revolt! hahahahaha... because he's not on the list???

[jabumbo]

you are soooooo jealous! greeeeeen with ENVY! you cant handle man-on-man competition!!!!

:p :D


i'm not jeleous, i'm just mad that adam has a better connection to don zimmer than i do :(

[Echewta]

I think Echewta "good guy theme" is just a cover for his bad boy life style.

Yes. I'm a man on the streets but a freak in the sheets.

[mickill]

i didn't know Q was starting a revolt! hahahahaha... because he's not on the list???
Don't play innocent with me. I don't think that Q's literally trying to lead a revolt, I'm just sayin'.

Btw, I can't respond again after this. Two replies is friendly, 3 is flirting, 4 means we're secretly e-boning. Those are the rules.

[boys_beastie]

Ohh, and who the fuck are you boys_beastie?

your mum's pimp