If you had to dump a body, where would you put it?

[TonsOfFun]

I mean if CSI was on your back and you had to dump the body - you didn't do the murder but the government or your mom told you to dump the body so not to get caught. Even by CSI. Where would you go?

I thought about eating it would be the best way, but what about the bones?

[mickill]

Like somewhere nobody would ever think to look....probably in this thread.

[roosta]

septic tank, easily.

[TonsOfFun]

CSI don't mind getting their hands dirty

[BionicEye]

under a sandcastle

[voltanapricot]

Inside Courtney Love's vagina. CSI mind getting their hands dirty sometimes.

[cookiepuss]

Morning broke out the backside of a truck-stop
the end of a line a real, rainbow-likeing, luck stop
where you could say I became chronologically "fucked-up".
Put ten bucks in just to get the tank topped off.
Then, I found a place it's dark and it's rotted. It's a cool sweet kinda place where the copters won't spot it. and I destroyed the map, I even thought I forgot it. However, every day I'm dumpin' the body.

[Extra Cheese]

no where. i would take it all around like "weekend at bernie's"

[Echewta]

Probably mcdonalds.

[mp-seventythree]

In a bath of Coca Cola, that shit will dissolve anything if you leave it long enough

[Echewta]

get in line.

[Chicka B]

Like somewhere nobody would ever think to look....probably in this thread.

OHHHH!!!

Anyway, I'd burn it into ashes then dump it in a river. People will just think it's the smell of burning leaves in the fall season.

[Lex Diamonds]

I'd just dump it where I dump all my unwanted cadavers: the good old, reliable River Thames. (y)

[cookiepuss]

OHHHH!!!

People will just think it's the smell of burning leaves in the fall season.

ah no they won't. burning flesh has a distinct smell and it doesn't smell like leaves burning.

[ScarySquirrel]

I think first I'd cut off the head, hands, and feet. Then I'd put them in some junker car and go get it compacted at some "cool" trashperson's place or something.

With what's left of the body, I'd probably just dump it down one of the big valleys that are everywhere over here. Hence the name of my school... Grand Valley. But, whatever. I'd probably end up getting caught, 'cause people always end up getting caught trying to be sneaky. You'll mess something up somewhere along the lines and that's when they bust you, man.

[laurie_hammy]

In a bath of Coca Cola, that shit will dissolve anything if you leave it long enough

Thats a myth. Also the thing about, leaving a tooth in Coca-Cola and its gone overnight or a bone. Also a myth.

[marsdaddy]

I know what I wouldn't do. I wouldn't dump it in the snow of North Dakota.

[Lindsey_1535]

Santas house?

[ToucanSpam]

Sydney Tar Ponds.

[jackrock]

ok, this is the master plan... move in with someone (a complete stranger)
put the body in a suitcase
spend the night, 1 night
leave the body, but take the suitcase
move to brooklyn!
and change your name

[synch]

What you do is... you take a bunch of pigs...

[Tzar]

say i killed him, i'd be wearing gloves to carry the body, i'd boot it in a car, i'd get a mate to come with me but in a different car (so there's two cars), drive to the middle of woop-woop, atleast a kilometre from any major/dirt road, remove all the clothing, dig a very deep hole somewhere (10 feet deep), cover the body in chlorine (i dunno if that would do anything but it sounds cool - hopefully it acts like acid or something), bury him, burn/explode the car used to hold the body over the 'grave', put his clothing + the gloves in the burning car and get into the car with my mate and piss the fuck off.

[paul jones]

I'm playing the CSI pc game lately.It's a right fookin laugh! (y)

[jackrock]

I'm playing the CSI pc game lately.It's a right fookin laugh! (y)
oh sweet! i wanna be a CSI, could you hook me up with the link?~!

[paul jones]

oh sweet! i wanna be a CSI, could you hook me up with the link?~!

http://www.ubisoft.com

http://www.ubi.com/UK/Games/Info.aspx?pId=556


^that's the first game,there's a brand new one out too

[CrankItUp!]

At a Grateful Dead concert.

[jackrock]

http://www.ubisoft.com

http://www.ubi.com/UK/Games/Info.aspx?pId=556


^that's the first game,there's a brand new one out too
sweeeet thanks (y)

[QueenAdrock]

You know, when I've driven through middle America, sometimes there's just expansive rolling hills with fields for miles in all directions, and the road just cuts right through it. And I've thought, if someone's really dedicated, they could drive this far out, hike a few miles, and dump the body. No human being's been out in that expansive land, ever. It's just way too big. And if you're from a big city like NYC/Chicago/DC, who the hell will think to look in the backwoods/rolling hills of Montana? I mean, for serious. Think about it the next time you're on a long road trip.

[buddylee]

lake tahoe never have one be found thier.

[zorra_chiflada]

put a pair of concrete boots on them and drop them in the hudson so they can sleep with the fishes.

[jabumbo]

say i killed him, i'd be wearing gloves to carry the body, i'd boot it in a car, i'd get a mate to come with me but in a different car (so there's two cars), drive to the middle of woop-woop, atleast a kilometre from any major/dirt road, remove all the clothing, dig a very deep hole somewhere (10 feet deep), cover the body in chlorine (i dunno if that would do anything but it sounds cool - hopefully it acts like acid or something), bury him, burn/explode the car used to hold the body over the 'grave', put his clothing + the gloves in the burning car and get into the car with my mate and piss the fuck off.



the chlorine would probably just bleach clean the body, making the dude look like he never got any sun in his life

[miss_bhaven]

Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, so then it could get eaten up by a shark or some shit :confused:

[TonsOfFun]

But the tide might wash it up. And sharks might prefer live meat, easier to smell? You'd have to wait until the tide is going out.

Unless you put it in the gulf stream or something, take it miles away from everywhere and to the scottish and who'd accuse them of anything?

[avignon]

What you do is... you take a bunch of pigs...
That is what I was gonna say! Hogs eat anything.

[ms.peachy]

Everyone in Jersey knows, you dump the bodies in Staten Island, in that wasteland bit near the Goethals Bridge.

[cookiepuss]

the chlorine would probably just bleach clean the body, making the dude look like he never got any sun in his life

indeed. for the record "lie" (I'm not sure if that's how it's spelled but that's how it's said) is what is most often used to breakdown bodies.

not that I know from experience, but I've seen a fair amount of tv crime dramas in my time.

[Tzar]

the chlorine would probably just bleach clean the body, making the dude look like he never got any sun in his life
pah (n)
i'd cover him in "insert-acid-like-stuff-here*.

[ms.peachy]

"lie" (I'm not sure if that's how it's spelled but that's how it's said) is what is most often used to breakdown bodies.

Lye. Yeah, it's pretty potent stuff. The only thing is, if the cops find evidence of anywhere near the amount of it you'd have needed to break down a body, you're just as screwed, as unless you are a detergent manufacturer, there's no way on earth you'd have that stuff around in any kind of quantity other than to get rid of a body!

[cookiepuss]

Lye. Yeah, it's pretty potent stuff. The only thing is, if the cops find evidence of anywhere near the amount of it you'd have needed to break down a body, you're just as screwed, as unless you are a detergent manufacturer, there's no way on earth you'd have that stuff around in any kind of quantity other than to get rid of a body!

ah well, in that case I guess a good place to dipose of a body would be at a place that manufactures detergent! Tons of lye and no questions asked!

[wanton wench]

wood chipper!

[g-mile7]

under the floor boards of their momma's kitchen'

[cosmo105]

Paris Hilton's trunk.

[Bob]

space shuttle

[BionicEye]

i'd sell it to the chinese food place down the block. tastes like thats what they cook with

[Tzar]

Max doesn't care about disposing the bodies. he just gathers their ammo and keeps running and shooting. (y)

[miss_bhaven]

Paris Hilton's trunk.

Hahahaha, nice one. Paris Hilton....Dislike her with a passion (n)

[Lowjams]

Id toss it in the Allegheny River. This thread is kinda morbid.

[sjp]

in a fire pit. can they find u if u did that?

[TonsOfFun]

wood chipper!

I've seen CSI in a wood chipper,

in a fire pit. can they find u if u did that?

The smell might alert some one.


It ain't morbid, the thread is if you had no choice, gun to your head!

A volcano might work, it's just getting the body up there, unless you chopped it up first, but cleaned up very very well and put it in a rucksack and walk up "for the view and warmth" but drop your rucksack in.

How can this thread be morbid :p

[steve-onpoint]

"With twenty-seven dead people in Pontiac, Michigan
Twenty-eight in Denver, twenty-eight I can't remember"

:confused: For 3 pts. (y)

[discopants]

Inside a posh box for Man Utd's next home game.

[JimmyTheScumbag]

Best thread ever.

Optimally, you would like to find a nice creek or river with at least 10 miles of current-flow, possibly into a larger body of water. You go ahead and go to Home Depot, buy 3 10 lb sand bag, 6' x 8' of standard 20 gauge fencing, and a padlock. Wrap the fencing around the corpse, attach the sand bags, and secure with the padlock. Hopefully as the corpse is moved around the floor of the creek, or 'crick' if you hail from the south it will catch on an old boot, tire or another corpse. It will be some time before some pesky fisherman finds that eroded shit, and the evidence will almost certainly be destroyed.

If you don't have access to a body of water, it's best to cut off the head and hands to avoid identification that may lead back to you. Get yourself a nice quiet hacksaw, and some Drano, or The Works drain cleaner. All drain cleaners have a high concentrate of sulfuric acid which will melt away the skin & bone, while not harming your bathtub. Dump the rest of the body in a rural area, but away from anywhere where a jogger, or drunk high school kids may find the body.

[wanton wench]

Best thread ever.

Optimally, you would like to find a nice creek or river with at least 10 miles of current-flow, possibly into a larger body of water. You go ahead and go to Home Depot, buy 3 10 lb sand bag, 6' x 8' of standard 20 gauge fencing, and a padlock. Wrap the fencing around the corpse, attach the sand bags, and secure with the padlock. Hopefully as the corpse is moved around the floor of the creek, or 'crick' if you hail from the south it will catch on an old boot, tire or another corpse. It will be some time before some pesky fisherman finds that eroded shit, and the evidence will almost certainly be destroyed.

If you don't have access to a body of water, it's best to cut off the head and hands to avoid identification that may lead back to you. Get yourself a nice quiet hacksaw, and some Drano, or The Works drain cleaner. All drain cleaners have a high concentrate of sulfuric acid which will melt away the skin & bone, while not harming your bathtub. Dump the rest of the body in a rural area, but away from anywhere where a jogger, or drunk high school kids may find the body.
sounds like you know what your doing ;)

[wanton wench]

I've seen CSI in a wood chipper
i was thinking fargo!