View Full Version : So, I've been working at my job for almost a year...
the girl who sits outside my office door came to me with some advertising questions and happened to see this site on my computer. She turns around and pulls up her shirt to show off a 6-inch long tattoo that says 'Adrock'... she's quickly become my new best friend asking all sorts of questions and telling all sorts of Beastie related stories... I'm fucked.
TurdBerglar
10-11-2005, 04:04 PM
did she show you anything else?
haha. one of the guys who sits in our area saw her pulling her shirt back down and quickly ran in here to see what was going on...
since he and i had a conversation earlier about boobs and the fact that i like my boobs, he of course figured we were showing each other tits... go figure.
cookiepuss
10-11-2005, 04:06 PM
this is why I always minimize my screens when someone comes and talks to me at work. actually lately I've taken to viewing this site thrrough outlook, an even better disguise.
TurdBerglar
10-11-2005, 04:07 PM
you should show her your clit ring that's studded with mca's baby teeth
you should show her your clit ring that's studded with mca's baby teeth
that obviously wouldn't impress her as it is Adrock's name on her body... duh!
TurdBerglar
10-11-2005, 04:10 PM
oh that's right
adrock's the cute one, right?
ScarySquirrel
10-11-2005, 04:17 PM
Maybe she posts in Beastie General. You better watch yourself, kll. You could be starting a war at work...
oh that's right
adrock's the cute one, right?
to SOME people...
SS- you're right. She could be cjhood with an actual penis.
Echewta
10-11-2005, 04:20 PM
I've never met coworkers who like the beastie boys.
paul jones
10-11-2005, 05:09 PM
I've never met coworkers who like the beastie boys.
I have
I was having a piss at Wembley last December during the show and as I was leaving the toilets the guy who used to sit next to me strolled in. I knew he was going but it was funny cos there was 10,000 people there and they don't all pee at the same time
ToucanSpam
10-11-2005, 06:05 PM
crazy story
Perhaps we should discuss the history of body art over a nice cup of coffee sometime, Kerri. Just give me a ring when you get this.
Sincerely,
Dave
cj hood
10-11-2005, 06:06 PM
to SOME people...
SS- you're right. She could be cjhood with an actual penis.
bitter divorcay (sp?)
bitter divorcay (sp?)
nope. i just love talking about your penis. <3
marsdaddy
10-11-2005, 06:54 PM
I've been at my job for about 3 months now, and despite my fishing, no one will fess up to the bbmb. :(
jabumbo
10-11-2005, 07:21 PM
i only talked to one coworker at my old job about music
she was into some of that ocuntry pop stuff and lots of easy listening stuff from the 70's and 80's
one time the head woman from marketing saw me on the site and mentioned how her husband had a load of songs of theirs on his ipod and that she didnt know how to transfer any of his music onto hers, so she was stuck listening to like 20 songs over and over. (y)
ToucanSpam
10-11-2005, 07:23 PM
I've never met anyone who ever posted here, but I would like to.
I've also ever met a Beastie fan.
I've never worked for more than 15 months at a job.
ms.peachy
10-12-2005, 08:48 AM
Much as I love the Beasties, and have a particular fondness for Mr Horovitz, I would be really freaked out by someone who has them tattooed onto their bodies. Or really any other musician/band/recording artist. That's just... creepy.
mickill
10-12-2005, 08:52 AM
I have a Right Said Fred tat across my abdomen. I figured they were gonna be huge. Alas, they turned out to be just another one hit sensation. Who knew?
ms.peachy
10-12-2005, 08:53 AM
I have a Right Said Fred tat across my abdomen. I figured they were gonna be huge. Alas, they turned out to be just another one hit sensation. Who knew?
Oh yeah but that's cool, in a post-post-modern-irony sort of way.
Qdrop
10-12-2005, 08:55 AM
Much as I love the Beasties, and have a particular fondness for Mr Horovitz, I would be really freaked out by someone who has them tattooed onto their bodies. Or really any other musician/band/recording artist. That's just... creepy.
agreed.
that's just total "dork fan"...
Yes indeed.
You don't think he's cute? :(
Of course he's cute, but Yauch is my favorite. Ohmygod, this is turning into one of THOSE threads...
mickill
10-12-2005, 09:09 AM
agreed.
that's just total "dork fan"...
But what if, during a concert, they made eye contact with you from the stage and you totally knew that they were trying to make a connection with you, and that they were pretty much singing to just you? What if you could tell that they wanted you to be a part of their world, but knew that it could never be, so they just wanted you to make them a part of your body, so you ended up deciding to get a band member's face tatted on your chest, right where your heart is? That's not weird, right?
avignon
10-12-2005, 09:11 AM
Hey, someone I work with is registered here and he has never posted! I should find his username and then you could all pm him and tell him wild rumors about me and I'll tell you if he acts weird at work. (lb)
ms.peachy
10-12-2005, 09:22 AM
But what if, during a concert, they made eye contact with you from the stage and you totally knew that they were trying to make a connection with you, and that they were pretty much singing to just you? What if you could tell that they wanted you to be a part of their world, but knew that it could never be, so they just wanted you to make them a part of your body, so you ended up deciding to get a band member's face tatted on your chest, right where your heart is? That's not weird, right?
mickill, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but the big gay bald love god from Right Said Fred is not your soulmate.
mickill
10-12-2005, 09:30 AM
But this one time, after I'd been following him around for a week, I think he started to notice me. He even took out his phone, I think he was trying to call me or something. I just waved. Then he took down my license plate number. He was probably going to try and find out more about me. I got freaked out and drove off, though.
Qdrop
10-12-2005, 09:33 AM
But what if, during a concert, they made eye contact with you from the stage and you totally knew that they were trying to make a connection with you, and that they were pretty much singing to just you? What if you could tell that they wanted you to be a part of their world, but knew that it could never be, so they just wanted you to make them a part of your body, so you ended up deciding to get a band member's face tatted on your chest, right where your heart is? That's not weird, right?
i actually HAD one of those moments....i got thrown to the front of the stage during a Beasties concert in 98 (toronto), while they were playing Sabotage...
as i was being escorted to the side by security...i pointed to Adrock...and he looked at me and pointed while he sang "I know you planned it..."...
i almost pissed my pants....
but um.....no Adrock tattoo.....
DORK FAN....
avignon
10-12-2005, 09:40 AM
I was about to say that someone had hijacked Qdrop's account and was posting as him. Then I noticed all of the "..."s.
enree erzweglle
10-12-2005, 10:06 AM
I can't think of a situation where my tattooed anything on anyone else would make me think good things about that relationship. It would be creepy.
A woman at my gym has what appears to be a treasure map tattooed onto her calf. It looks like that or a schematic/blueprint of some sort.
Qdrop
10-12-2005, 10:08 AM
I was about to say that someone had hijacked Qdrop's account and was posting as him.
why's that?
cosmo105
10-12-2005, 12:34 PM
wow, a tat of adrock's name. that's love. makes me feel lazy.
jabumbo
10-12-2005, 01:09 PM
A woman at my gym has what appears to be a treasure map tattooed onto her calf. It looks like that or a schematic/blueprint of some sort.
its the blueprint to her heart, obviously
wow, a tat of adrock's name. that's love. makes me feel lazy.
you disgust me. your lack of motivation is appalling. even mickill has more loyalty than you...
cosmo105
10-12-2005, 01:23 PM
just because mickill had adam's birthday and full name branded into his chest doesn't mean he loves him any more than i do.
ToucanSpam
10-12-2005, 01:23 PM
I can't think of a situation where my tattooed anything on anyone else would make me think good things about that relationship. It would be creepy.
A woman at my gym has what appears to be a treasure map tattooed onto her calf. It looks like that or a schematic/blueprint of some sort.
You seem to check out the other women at the gym a lot! :D
mickill
10-12-2005, 01:26 PM
I'm just going to pretend that nobody said anything about me in the last few posts.
you're so calculated. doesn't that get exhausting?
mickill
10-12-2005, 01:50 PM
you're so calculated. doesn't that get exhausting?
No.
I mind my P's and Q's
mickill
10-12-2005, 01:53 PM
;)
So what'cha wearin?
ToucanSpam
10-12-2005, 01:55 PM
what a witty exchange
Qdrop
10-12-2005, 02:24 PM
;)
So what'cha wearin?
I SAW THAT!!
mickill
10-12-2005, 02:26 PM
Dammit! I thought for sure you'd be put off by the dreadfully boring title/topic of this thread.
Qdrop
10-12-2005, 02:41 PM
Dammit! I thought for sure you'd be put off by the dreadfully boring title/topic of this thread.
Big Brother is watching, mike.
mickill
10-12-2005, 03:10 PM
But even in the lame threads?
you made it lame when right said fred entered the picture.
mickill
10-12-2005, 03:30 PM
My Right Said Fred story was this threads saving grace, you despicable little dink.
haha. you had to capitalize their name to make them important. hahahahaha
zorra_chiflada
10-12-2005, 04:20 PM
i actually HAD one of those moments....i got thrown to the front of the stage during a Beasties concert in 98 (toronto), while they were playing Sabotage...
as i was being escorted to the side by security...i pointed to Adrock...and he looked at me and pointed while he sang "I know you planned it..."...
i almost pissed my pants....
but um.....no Adrock tattoo.....
DORK FAN....
i grabbed adrock by the arm and he smiled and nodded as if to say "hi" to me
OMFG
zorra_chiflada
10-12-2005, 04:21 PM
a tattoo of *Adrock* is the lamest/stupidest/retardest thing one could ever do.....
slap that bitch across the face already!
someone's jealous!
Knuckles
10-12-2005, 04:22 PM
I shaved his balls.
someone's jealous!
hahahahahhaha
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