I won the MD state lotto!

[QueenAdrock]

My brother and I were walking around Kentlands (a suburban village-like town in MD) and we went into the parking lot of the grocery store and saw a "Bushel of Crabs" lotto ticket. It was losing, but my bro was like "Shit man, that's an omen. You gots to get that lotto ticket."

So I go into the store, purchase it for a dollar, and win $25.

Fuck yeah. I'm buyin' my friends free drinks. :cool:

[miss_bhaven]

I thought it was gona be a tad larger than $25 :p

[QueenAdrock]

Not for the state lotto. Top prize here is $25, because you're only spending a dollar and they're not gonna be THAT nice.

[Tzar]

i remember on the news they were doing this story about a dude that won a massive sum on the lottery, and as a re-inactment, the news story people told him to buy a scratchie and scratch it, just to make it look like he does that type of shit, and whilst filming, he scratched the things off and won $200,000 or something. so it got all caught on film etc.

i think the dude stop scratching and said "i've just won 200 grand!" started crying... etc etc

[miss_bhaven]

Not for the state lotto. Top prize here is $25, because you're only spending a dollar and they're not gonna be THAT nice.

Ohh I see, my bad :p Congrats then (y)

[King PSYZ]

holy shit, that's pretty rad.
well mostly i mean the 200k guy, but $25 is cool too...

[jabumbo]

so you gonna buy me a drink, bitch?

[Lindsey_1535]

IM YOUR FRIEND!

[QueenAdrock]

I'll buy Lindsey a drink, because she's got my name in her location. :)

[ericlee]

so hey baby, wassuuup? Did I ever mention that I'm single, 20, and can lick my eyebrows in a single swipe?

[Lindsey_1535]

WHooo thanks babeeeee!!

[zippo]

i want a set of drums