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ScarySquirrel
10-13-2005, 10:16 AM
I don't have assignments done for two classes, the only two classes I have for today... and I don't really have any good reason why the stuff isn't done. I know I probably should at least be attempting to work on it now, but there's no way in hell I'm going to get them done this late in the game, so I might as well post on the message board.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. Alright, seriously, no more procrastination this year. I'm done fucking myself. This is the last time. I swear! From now on, every post I make someone needs to reply immediately and say, "Adam, don't you have homework that you should be doing?". Yeah, do that. From now on.

I better be able to figure out some way to make this shit up, otherwise I'm incredibly fucked. Damn, it's a shame there's so many other interesting things to do in college that aren't homework. Bastards.
ScarySquirrel
10-13-2005, 10:25 AM
Not most of my grade... but enough of a chunk to knock me down a notch or so.

DAMN IT!
bigblu89
10-13-2005, 10:27 AM
Adam, don't you have homework that you should be doing?
fucktopgirl
10-13-2005, 10:31 AM
yea Adam ,,go do your homeworks!!
stop drinking,smoking weeds, and listening to good music
and dont forget to bring a nice apple to your teacher! ;)
ScarySquirrel
10-13-2005, 10:37 AM
Adam, don't you have homework that you should be doing?
Not that I'm going to get done on time. Nice effort though, keep it for when I start posting tomorrow... or Saturday/Sunday. Yeah.
bigblu89
10-13-2005, 10:42 AM
Adam, don't you have homework that you should be doing?
cosmo105
10-13-2005, 10:43 AM
smoking weeds? wouldn't it be painful picking them, drying them, smoking them? i mean, they're pretty prickly.
fucktopgirl
10-13-2005, 10:55 AM
or else smoking grass!!! ;)
beastieangel01
10-13-2005, 11:32 AM
Adam, don't you have homework that you should be doing?

(!)
abcdefz
10-13-2005, 11:39 AM
Fuck, fuck, fuck. Alright, seriously, no more procrastination this year. I'm done fucking myself. This is the last time. I swear!









....starting......... Now.
cookiepuss
10-13-2005, 02:24 PM
ok, don't panic. you'll be alright.

don't go to class today. instead go to the student hospital complaining of stomach pain or something failry non descript. while you are there repeatedly say, "OMG. am I going to be alright? I'm missing some really important classes!" wail and moan alot. make sure you get an intern or doc to write you a note that says you were at the hospital that day.

Then you turn you projects in the next day with the note form the hospital and ask the proff to please accept your assignment late.

problem solved.
jabumbo
10-13-2005, 02:39 PM
sometimes teachers don't mind if you turn in an assignment in their mailbox early the next morning. any chance there?


i have two assignments to work on myself. they arent due till monday and tuesday, but i have a lot going on this weekend, and i have 2 exams that i should at least try and focus on, and not be messing with homework instead
mickill
10-13-2005, 02:50 PM
psssh (http://www.webzinemaker.com/nsyncjoy/photo/pho1_74739.jpg)
Monsieur Decuts
10-13-2005, 03:19 PM
i think this is all part of the game
you're set up to fail in some aspects so you learn
to respect deadlines..so count this as a normal part of your college career
a rite of passage
and continue goofing off...cause you can't get fired from college so you might as well get it out of your system now
QueenAdrock
10-13-2005, 03:28 PM
ADAM! Today's a Jewish holiday, don't be stupid. Do what I did last Tuesday when I didn't do my work - write the teacher an email and tell him/her you're going to be celebrating the holiday and won't be in class, but you'll give them your homework tomorrow. Do the homework, and put it in their mailbox tomorrow morning.

Today's one of the easiest excuses out of the whole year! Except for Rosh Hashanah which I already used. And if they ask if you're Jewish, say "No, but my Jewish girlfriend invited me over for dinner and I felt it was necessary that I was there." EXACTLY what I did.
CJM
10-13-2005, 03:46 PM
^you went to your girlfriends place for dinner?.....excellent.
jackrock
10-13-2005, 03:49 PM
let me help you out with your procrastination (http://www.43folders.com/2005/10/11/procrastination-hack-1025/)
CJM
10-13-2005, 03:56 PM
de ja vu. wasn't that posted before? i hope so, or i'm losing my mind...
miss_bhaven
10-13-2005, 07:44 PM
I'm behind in work also :(
ToucanSpam
10-13-2005, 07:48 PM
Thing I have to do the next 3 weeks:

Study for Mid Term Tuesday (3:00 p.m-4:15 p.m)
Mid Term Tuesday, October 11, 2005 (4:30-5:30, Children’s Lit)
Bake Sale Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 (11 a.m-1 p.m)
Study Session Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 (1 p.m-4:30 p.m)
Mom’s Birthday Wednesday, October 12th, 2005

thats all done. Here's whats next:


Mid Term, Thursday, October 13th, 2005 (History 201)
Mid Term, Monday, October 17th, 2005 (Cinema)
First term Paper Due, October 18th, 2005 (Children’s Lit)
Mid Term Thursday, October 20th, 2005 (Natural Science 120)
Group Assignment Due: October 20th, 2005 (History 212)
Assignment Due, October 24th, 2005 (Cinema)
Mid Term Exam October 25th, 2005 (History 212)
Essay Research Plan Due, October 27th, 2005 (History 201)
Individual Assignment Due, November 1st, 2005 (History 201)
Essay Due, November 17th, 2005 (History 201)
Essay Due, November 20th, 2005 (History 212)


Yeah. So, I wont be taking anyone to the movies this weekend. Sigh :(
QueenAdrock
10-13-2005, 09:00 PM
let me help you out with your procrastination (http://www.43folders.com/2005/10/11/procrastination-hack-1025/)


ehh...I'll read it later.



And I've got a midterm on Nazi Germany on Tuesday I gotta study for all weekend. Plus, Mid-East Civilizations on Thursday. I got a B- on my Balkan quiz, which I thought was pretty damn good seeing as how half the class failed it. So I don't have to do the remake next week (it would replace your other grade, and I don't think I could get better than an 81% anyways).

So, 4 official midterms, 2 next week, and 2 the week after! Thank god they're spread out because I have 6 freakin' classes!
zorra_chiflada
10-14-2005, 01:18 AM
i do that to. i got an essay done this afternoon about an hour before the deadline. i had AGES to do it, but i didn't really start it until yesterday. i don't even know why i do it!
abcdefz
10-14-2005, 08:23 AM
ADAM! Today's a Jewish holiday, don't be stupid. Do what I did last Tuesday when I didn't do my work - write the teacher an email and tell him/her you're going to be celebrating the holiday and won't be in class, but you'll give them your homework tomorrow. Do the homework, and put it in their mailbox tomorrow morning.

Today's one of the easiest excuses out of the whole year! Except for Rosh Hashanah which I already used. And if they ask if you're Jewish, say "No, but my Jewish girlfriend invited me over for dinner and I felt it was necessary that I was there." EXACTLY what I did.


Yeah; send an e-mail saying you're not allowed to use electricity on high holidays.

"Shomer shabbas!!!"