View Full Version : It sure is disappointing
Echewta
10-13-2005, 02:24 PM
to know that the people on Maury are getting laid 24/7 apparently.
mickill
10-13-2005, 02:26 PM
I really doubt that Maury can go for that long. You musta misunderstood.
It's amazing to me that the cretins of the earth find each other, then have abominable sex drives... is this what survival of the fittest was intended to mean?
jabumbo
10-13-2005, 02:36 PM
at least you don't smell like dog shit and canola oil
Echewta
10-13-2005, 03:08 PM
I wish i got so much tail that I had to have people checked to see if I'm the father.
Wait...
wanton wench
10-13-2005, 03:08 PM
at least you don't smell like dog shit and canola oil
this makes me want to ask you gross immature questions!
synch
10-13-2005, 03:11 PM
What's a Maury?
mickill
10-13-2005, 03:13 PM
What's a Maury?
It's sort of like an Oprah. Only less plump, less black, less female and less watched.
synch
10-13-2005, 03:14 PM
Geraldo?
mickill
10-13-2005, 03:15 PM
Less latin, less moustachey, less hit in the face with a chair.
synch
10-13-2005, 03:16 PM
Ricky Lake?
No wait, I do want to hit her in the face with a chair.
voltanapricot
10-13-2005, 03:19 PM
It's like a Trisha, but with less chavs.
mickill
10-13-2005, 03:23 PM
What's a Trisha?
wanton wench
10-13-2005, 03:28 PM
i'm guessing less plump less black less watched less latin less moustachey less hit in the face with a chair but it sounds like she is female!
i'm just guessing!
HEIRESS
10-13-2005, 03:28 PM
If I dont feel like thinking for an hour Ill watch tyra banks
voltanapricot
10-13-2005, 03:31 PM
What's a Trisha?
Talk show sista who knows where it's at (http://www.five.tv/media/image/10829374.jpg) + ASBO (Anti-Social Behavious Order) teens (http://jupiter.walagata.com/w/dolphinspirit/girl_chavs2.JPG) + DNA tests (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/10/06/chavs.jpg) = mind numbing daytime telly. (y)
g-mile7
10-13-2005, 03:32 PM
Maury hahahaha "#260...you are not the father"
"OH GOD, WHY GOD WHY??"
it's sure is disappointing to see that the majority of them on there our minorites (the ones I happen to be apart sadly) hahaha
mickill
10-13-2005, 03:35 PM
Talk show sista who knows where it's at (http://www.five.tv/media/image/10829374.jpg) + ASBO (Anti-Social Behavious Order) teens (http://jupiter.walagata.com/w/dolphinspirit/girl_chavs2.JPG) + DNA tests (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/10/06/chavs.jpg) = mind numbing daytime telly. (y)
That was excellent. Thank you. I promise you I will never ever ever kill you.
voltanapricot
10-13-2005, 03:39 PM
Thank you Mike, the ASBO's were going to get there first though.
mickill
10-13-2005, 03:41 PM
Use Jabumbo as a human shield, Clo.
synch
10-13-2005, 03:41 PM
Get a No-Maiming Waiver from him while he's in a good mood Clo!
mickill
10-13-2005, 03:43 PM
That's it, girly man. I'm gonna pop your elbow out of it's socket.
fucktopgirl
10-13-2005, 03:44 PM
i guess the worst is Jerry Springer,,,that should be banned from the air!!
synch
10-13-2005, 03:45 PM
Don't fight me man, I don't have a pretty face like yours to lose.
Plus I can't mess up my hair.
g-mile7
10-13-2005, 03:45 PM
some people just shouldnt be allowed to procreate
mickill
10-13-2005, 04:00 PM
Don't fight me man, I don't have a pretty face like yours to lose.
Plus I can't mess up my hair.
I'll just pop your knee caps out then. I'll leave your face intact, though. But wait. That elbow. Yeah, I'll probably need to pop at least one of your elbows out.
Echewta
10-13-2005, 04:01 PM
the purpose of this thread was to say i'm horny but as usual, people just dont get it. Including me.
g-mile7
10-13-2005, 04:05 PM
the purpose of this thread was to say i'm horny but as usual, people just dont get it. Including me.
I got it (!) but ugly women have no problem fidning desperate men to get down with..moral I get from Maury everyday that and Maury is a damn bastard I really think he enjoys that shit "you are not the father...come back in 2 weeks with man #38"
wanton wench
10-13-2005, 04:05 PM
the purpose of this thread was to say i'm horny but as usual, people just dont get it. Including me.
i dont think anyone is gettin any :D
Echewta
10-13-2005, 04:12 PM
I got it (!) but ugly women have no problem fidning desperate men to get down with..moral I get from Maury everyday that and Maury is a damn bastard I really think he enjoys that shit "you are not the father...come back in 2 weeks with man #38"
But I could use the drama and excitment in my life at the moment. Its kinda at a lull...
g-mile7
10-13-2005, 04:14 PM
But I could use the drama and excitment in my life at the moment. Its kinda at a lull...
yea mine is too.....let's make it a blockbuster nite (!)
Echewta
10-13-2005, 04:15 PM
I've got late fees :(
g-mile7
10-13-2005, 04:15 PM
I've got late fees :(
:( :(
synch
10-13-2005, 04:18 PM
I'll just pop your knee caps out then. I'll leave your face intact, though. But wait. That elbow. Yeah, I'll probably need to pop at least one of your elbows out.
So wait, you started out with an elbow and after my brilliant intervention we're up to two kneecaps and an elbow?
I'm having a word with the judges on that.
Echewta
10-13-2005, 04:19 PM
Ahh, i should go back to Amsterdam.
CrankItUp!
10-13-2005, 04:21 PM
Montel is the man. (y)
synch
10-13-2005, 04:23 PM
Ahh, i should go back to Amsterdam.
Are you after my other elbow? :mad: :(
Echewta
10-13-2005, 04:31 PM
Maybe.
Plus, who am I kidding. I just watch the ladies while eating at the falafel bar again :(
synch
10-13-2005, 04:35 PM
Maoz? Ironically I discovered falafel at a rock festival.
I knew what it was but didn't really like it 'till then.
Echewta longs for the gay parade.
Echewta
10-13-2005, 04:42 PM
I'm long but not for the gay spray canal parade.
DandyFop
10-13-2005, 05:25 PM
My mom invited my boyfriend to stay here this weekend which means none of the sex marathons I was hoping for :( Or maybe even no sex at all :( :(
it's been way too long, and i broke my personal friend!
You never told me you had one :(
cosmo105
10-13-2005, 10:05 PM
i saw an amazing Maury the other day where the guy freestyle sang (well, half-rapped, half sang) to his bitch about her playing him and he wasn't sure he was the father of the boy he'd been raising for the last 3 years. and he dumped her. but when the results came back that he WAS the father, they embraced and cried...a very large, jiggly embrace.
Echewta
10-14-2005, 09:46 AM
I watched that one too.
But of course, people are taking this thread totally wrong. This is about how I always get the people one car ahead of me who seem to always let everyone else go in front of them during traffic.
:(
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