DapperDiverge
10-13-2005, 06:51 PM
What if the Beastie Boys made a movie? It could be the,
"Triple Trouble Superhero Trio" starring...
Adam Yauch, aka the "BARATONE BOMBARDER" He's got the best rap voice of the group, so deep and at times scratchy he can cause an 8.7 magnitude earthquake as well as attract those of the female persuasion also aquiring the nickname "orgasmic omega"
Adam Horovitz, aka "EL ENVIDIOSO EPILEPTICO" He's got the best dance moves of the group, with moves so phat, so dope, so super fly funky fresh, that with his ecletic convulsions, he can send his enimies falling to their knees screaming please, also known by the ladies as "fast fingaz"
Michael Diamond aka the "SUPERFICIAL SWANKER" He's got the best styles of the group, with his pleather pants, polyester suits and of course tight jewlery, he works like the pied piper, taking advantage of anyone that comes in his path and is known to the ladies as the " heart breaker"
With these three combined, they become the best rap group in the world... dropping science so harshly, it has the power of 10 hydroatomic bombs annihilating anyone or anything standing in their way.
Coming Soon To A Kronk Theater Near
You! (y) (y)
Tell me wadduya think??
"Triple Trouble Superhero Trio" starring...
Adam Yauch, aka the "BARATONE BOMBARDER" He's got the best rap voice of the group, so deep and at times scratchy he can cause an 8.7 magnitude earthquake as well as attract those of the female persuasion also aquiring the nickname "orgasmic omega"
Adam Horovitz, aka "EL ENVIDIOSO EPILEPTICO" He's got the best dance moves of the group, with moves so phat, so dope, so super fly funky fresh, that with his ecletic convulsions, he can send his enimies falling to their knees screaming please, also known by the ladies as "fast fingaz"
Michael Diamond aka the "SUPERFICIAL SWANKER" He's got the best styles of the group, with his pleather pants, polyester suits and of course tight jewlery, he works like the pied piper, taking advantage of anyone that comes in his path and is known to the ladies as the " heart breaker"
With these three combined, they become the best rap group in the world... dropping science so harshly, it has the power of 10 hydroatomic bombs annihilating anyone or anything standing in their way.
Coming Soon To A Kronk Theater Near
You! (y) (y)
Tell me wadduya think??