Have you got any recent "compliments"?

[miss soul fire]

I did. That was last week!

"Hey, you got a tan from Alaska, did ya know?"

"Oh, you look yellow, why don't you eat some bananas?"

That's great.:D:p

[Kid Presentable]

Somebody said to me:'You're not as stupid as you are ugly, and I mock you and your values system.'.

Thanks a lot Mum.

[jabumbo]

people always compliment my banana lifestye


its really living life on the edge i tell ya

[tracky]

Speaking of mum's, mine said to me the other night "well you're never gonna get married"

She meant this as in, "you're a loser and you'll never meet anyone"

yeah, thanks mum (y)

I mean she might be right, but you don't have to say it! :(

[zorra_chiflada]

my mother is particularly tactless

"that shirt doesn't look good on you. it's because you're not skinny enough."

yeah, well you ain't no skinny mini either mum! :mad:

[ToucanSpam]

Zorra, your mom is a meanie!

You look fine, dear.

[miss_bhaven]

Tzar names my nose ring a 'pimple' cus it's so small :( Offended Matthew! :mad:

[zorra_chiflada]

Zorra, your mom is a meanie!

You look fine, dear.

pah, she's american. it's not her fault

[Tzar]

Tzar names my nose ring a 'pimple' cus it's so small :( Offended Matthew! :mad:
just joshing with ya, dude. :p

[icy manipulator]

everyone compliments me on my new green etnies, but not all of them are good :mad:

[befsquire]

i got a nice compliment today. a judge that i was in front of for about a month and a half got officially sworn in today. he thanked his family, special friends who've helped him, etc. then he looked around the audience and said there were too many people to name that have helped him, and he had to wrap up his speech because the ceremony was running over time. so he stops and says there were a few other important people who have helped both him and the system and he names me, my old trial partner, and the guy who took my place in the division when i got bumped to felony, plus the two state attorneys. my boss, the elected public defender, immediately came over to us and told us not to get a big head about being named. my boss was not named, btw.

a little while later, the judge introduced me to his daughter, and told her that hopefully she can grow up to be like me one day.

it was really nice to hear that.

[beastieangel01]

my brother calls me fat butt.

he's 7.

[befsquire]

^ that's a 7 year old's job.

noelle recently turned 7. she likes to try to get josh in trouble when he's not doing exactly what she wants. she also likes to call bobby "ba ba" or robby, and then she makes up songs with his name in it. when asked where she can find her own, she replies "canada."

[ToucanSpam]

my brother calls me fat butt.

he's 7.
Hahahahaha


He's right, you know. :(

[monkey]

the bf looks at me randomly and says "damn. you're beautiful." i like that.

my mother says "you're getting too fat to look attractive"

my brother says "your ass is square. even when you're skinny, you've got flaws"

eh

[ToucanSpam]

Your family seems to enjoy picking on you Pauli.


Your bf is right though eh?

[icy manipulator]

everyone compliments me on my new green etnies, but not all of them are good :mad:
"pat man love the shoes"

[beastieangel01]

Hahahahaha


He's right, you know. :(

:mad: :mad: :mad:

[wanton wench]

the other day my daughter says "mommy your so beautiful.......................can i have a cookie?"
:rolleyes:

[ToucanSpam]

:mad: :mad: :mad:
Look, personally, I think it suits you.












Fat Butt.....

[TAL]

I like Fatbutt and Squarebutt, they're lovely ladies.

[beastieangel01]

Look, personally, I think it suits you.












Fat Butt.....

My brother is 7. So it's okay for him to say it.

Well, my boyfriend says it too but he says he likes it.

You are not allowed. I would kick you with my big black boots today, but in the spirit of Christmas, I will just think about it and fantasize. <3

[ToucanSpam]

My brother is 7. So it's okay for him to say it.

Well, my boyfriend says it too but he says he likes it.

You are not allowed. I would kick you with my big black boots today, but in the spirit of Christmas, I will just think about it and fantasize. <3

I retract my previous statements regarding the magnitude of your butt. :(

[miss soul fire]

My brother says I'm ordinary looking, so it's better than ugly and I agree with him. He's one ugly motherfucker though.:D

[fucktopgirl]

hum my bf always telling me that i am the most beautiful girl,,,blablablabla,let's see if angelina joilie arrive if i am the most,,,, :D

my daughter call me heavinest(i crack the slide) ,crazy mom,sometime nice thing too! :o

[TurdBerglar]

my bosses and managers always seem to think im the shit and they let my know about it but i don't do a damn thing. i don't know if it's my ability to appear busy or if they're just trying to be sarcastic. the only thing i really do worth mentioning is that i show up everyday on time. everyone else seems to have a problem with the whole being there on time and calling out a couple times a month. but i never take compliment as strictly compliments. i always think the person is either being a sarcastic shit head or is trying to butter me up. i don't trust anybody

[Lindsey_1535]

Someone said they'd bet 20 bucks I could drink anyone of our friends under the table. He said this twice, I dunno if its a compliment really. Just interesting.

[TurdBerglar]

20 bucks to get under the table? he's definitely not thinking about drinking

[ToucanSpam]

Someone said they'd bet 20 bucks I could drink anyone of our friends under the table. He said this twice, I dunno if its a compliment really. Just interesting.
Well, you are hardcore at the consumption of alcahol. I'm pretty sure I'd whoop you though....

[TurdBerglar]

20 bucks to get under the table too? hahaha

[beastiegirrl101]

One guy told me the other night that I'd be the girl he'd marry but that my friend would be the girl he would cheat on me with.

Um, yea.

[TurdBerglar]

women can never take a compliment. shit!

[beastiegirrl101]

Slow down...slow down! *writing in notebook* This is some good stuff. Wait, wasn't that a line used by Billy Dee in "Colt 45" commercial?

I have no idea...but he was wearing a nice glass of pinot noir circa 2002 after I was done with him.

[alexandra]

Over Thanksgiving my sister-in-law was talking about how she was going into teaching kids that are dyslexic, and my wife said "oh really, did you know that Mute is dyslexic?" Her reply was "I didn't, usually dysexic people are highly intelligent and very creative."
pfffahaha. :D

[fucktopgirl]

women can never take a compliment. shit!


we can take a compliment but we can see if they try to have something out of it!so...

'youre beautiful,,suck my dick"! :D


sorry for my rawness!

[abcdefz]

Yup. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=60113&highlight=teeth)

[alexandra]

that makes it even funnier.

[HEIRESS]

"wow! your undereye cirlces are only a shade of deep brown this morning rather than the usual blue black grape color you normally rock, you musta got what....atleast 5 hours of sleep last night LOOKIN GOOOOOOOOD LADYYYYY"

:(

[miss soul fire]

The best compliment I ever got from a guy was "you are very special" and the second one from another guy "I love the way that you are".:o

I didn't like any of them though. Hihi.:D

Like I'm able to like someone. Hehe. Maybe.

[beastieangel01]

I retract my previous statements regarding the magnitude of your butt. :(

merry christmas to you too ;)

[fucktopgirl]

The best compliment I ever got from a guy was "you are very special" and the second one from another guy "I love the way that you are".:o

I didn't like any of them though. Hihi.:D

Like I'm able to like someone. Hehe. Maybe.

well, guy are just full of shit sometimes!

[CrankItUp!]

I've never even gotten a "That's pretty cool - even for a dumbass." from you guys.

[miss soul fire]

well, guy are just full of shit sometimes!
Oh, so it's a lie? Do you know these guys?

[fucktopgirl]

Oh, so it's a lie? Do you know these guys?


no ,i am shure the compliment was sincere,,but its not a lie that guys are full of shit!!they like playing the violon,ya know!

[Sarky Devotchka]

when I was visiting family for thanksgiving after I lost my job, my uncle the fancy CEO offered to help me with my resume, but when I showed it to him he was like, "well, actually, this is pretty good...so, that's all then."

and my other uncle that I hadn't seen in about 6 years said as he was leaving for the airport, "well, you're an attractive and intelligent young lady, I know that you have a great future ahead of you." that was nice to hear, even though it was my uncle and he called me "attractive". eesh.

my new boss today said, "you seem creative".