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CJM
10-14-2005, 06:43 AM
Keira Knightley (http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/domino/domino3.jpg) looks exactly like Natalie Portman. i thought it was Natalie Portman in Domino, but i was wrong.
Calimero jr.
10-14-2005, 07:02 AM
I'd totally do both of them.....together if possible :o :)
bigblu89
10-14-2005, 07:48 AM
They are both extremely pretty, but they both have the body of a 12 year old boy.
ms.peachy
10-14-2005, 07:55 AM
no no no, Kiera Knightley looks exactly like Winona Ryder.
scotty
10-14-2005, 08:32 AM
no no no, Kiera Knightley looks exactly like Winona Ryder.

If only Winona Ryder had a been in 'Pirates of the Caribbean' instead of Keira Knightley, I'd watch the whole film. Not just the bits that don't have her in it. Everytime I see Knightley I cringe.
ToucanSpam
10-14-2005, 09:18 AM
Natalie Portman and Kiera Knightly look nothing alike.

Natalie Portman is not very talented either. Epsiode III? Yeah, she ruined it. I said it.
jabumbo
10-14-2005, 09:39 AM
i like winona ryder
mickill
10-14-2005, 09:45 AM
Keira used to look very similar to Natalie Portman, but she doesn't really anymore.
mickill
10-14-2005, 09:48 AM
Natalie Portman is not very talented either. Epsiode III? Yeah, she ruined it. I said it.

Are you on crack? Hardly anybody acts well in those movies (Episodes I to III, that is). Natalie Portman is probably among the more talented younger actors living today, though.
ToucanSpam
10-14-2005, 09:55 AM
Are you on crack? Hardly anybody acts well in those movies (Episodes I to III, that is). Natalie Portman is probably among the more talented younger actors living today, though.
I agree she's talented but Natalie Portman did an awful job in III, in my opinion. Awkward scenes.....which is strange because she is talented.


That's not to say the acting in general isn't bad in Star Wars, it is, but her performance stuck out for me.
Kid Presentable
10-14-2005, 10:21 AM
The new Star Wars films are the worst things committed to celluloid in our times.
ToucanSpam
10-14-2005, 10:22 AM
The new Star Wars films are the worst things committed to celluloid in our times.
That's dealing an absolute.......
mickill
10-14-2005, 10:22 AM
Make up your mind, boy. I quoted you saying that she isn't talented. Now you're saying she is. Next, you'll be telling us you have a magic pony.
ToucanSpam
10-14-2005, 10:26 AM
Make up your mind, boy. I quoted you saying that she isn't talented. Now you're saying she is. Next, you'll be telling us you have a magic pony.
Her name is Matilda.


Can't I get away with one brain hiccup?
mickill
10-14-2005, 10:29 AM
Can't I get away with one brain hiccup?
I think it's fair to say that we've let you get away with more than just one. Now, I think it's time you pay. Go pop your elbows out of their sockets. Go.
ToucanSpam
10-14-2005, 10:31 AM
I think it's fair to say that we've let you get away with more than just one. Now, I think it's time you pay. Go pop your elbows out of their sockets. Go.
Can I use a wrench?
jabumbo
10-14-2005, 11:34 AM
elbows don't have sockets
voltanapricot
10-14-2005, 11:35 AM
I hate that retarded laugh she does on the doorstep in 'Love Actually.'
avignon
10-14-2005, 11:39 AM
There is not a single boob or butt cheek amongst all of the women mentioned in this thread. I'm gonna go eat a cheeseburger.
mickill
10-14-2005, 11:48 AM
elbows don't have sockets
Your head doesn't have a brain.
wanton wench
10-14-2005, 12:44 PM
They are both extremely pretty, but they both have the body of a 12 year old boy.
aha
hahaha
wanton wench
10-14-2005, 12:47 PM
Can I use a wrench?
hey watch it boy!
your one letter away from being seriously hurt!
Mr_Complex
10-14-2005, 12:49 PM
Knightley has really disturbing eye-brows.

As for Portman, just watch 'Closer'.
Rock
10-14-2005, 12:49 PM
Keira was Natalie's decoy in episode I i think. Thats right, me and my left hand are on a first name basis with both of em.
mickill
10-14-2005, 12:51 PM
Closer was a stupid movie.

And the rampant shots of Natalie's ass were just disturbing.
Rock
10-14-2005, 12:56 PM
And the rampant shots of Natalie's ass were just disturbing.
You know how I know that you're gay? You once said that shots of Natalie's ass were just disturbing.
beastieangel01
10-14-2005, 01:11 PM
12 year old boy bodies, hahaha.
bigblu89
10-14-2005, 01:49 PM
12 year old boy bodies, hahaha.

Am I wrong?

Look (http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00181/Keira_Knightley_181586m.jpg)
g-mile7
10-14-2005, 01:51 PM
Keira Knightley (http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/domino/domino3.jpg) looks exactly like Natalie Portman. i thought it was Natalie Portman in Domino, but i was wrong.



me too...both still bombastic though
jabumbo
10-14-2005, 01:52 PM
Am I wrong?

Look (http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00181/Keira_Knightley_181586m.jpg)


12 year old boys usually have more girth
Rock
10-14-2005, 01:54 PM
12 year old boys usually have more girth
Because we all know that girth is usually more preferable than length.
beastieangel01
10-14-2005, 01:59 PM
Am I wrong?

Look (http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00181/Keira_Knightley_181586m.jpg)

haha no, I was just laughing because it's true.

I'm glad I don't look like I'm 12, or a boy.
mickill
10-14-2005, 02:01 PM
You know how I know that you're gay? You once said that shots of Natalie's ass were just disturbing.
No no...I meant because there weren't more of them. I'm totally not gay. Honestly.
Nuzzolese
10-14-2005, 02:03 PM
I've always thought they looked alike, but Natalie is prettier somehow, softer looking. She doesn't have as much of an overbite, her face is more angular, something like that.
Rock
10-14-2005, 02:04 PM
Nuzzolese
10-14-2005, 02:14 PM
What? Did you say something? Because I didn't say something that you had already said previously, as you can see by my post.
Rock
10-14-2005, 02:17 PM
CJM
10-14-2005, 11:40 PM
yes, natalie portman is smoking hot.
cosmo105
10-16-2005, 03:20 PM
saying portman ruined episode III is like saying the flies ruin a pile of shit.
fucktopgirl
10-16-2005, 03:25 PM
that is a nasty compliment! :D

But i dont think she was that bad!!Imagine britnet spear instead of portman,,then you comment would be more appropriate!! :)
cosmo105
10-16-2005, 03:27 PM
but britnet spear is to blonde for the part of the quen amidaluh in the wars of star, that would not be appropriate!!! :)
QueenAdrock
10-16-2005, 03:45 PM
^roffle mayo


Yeah, Natalie Portman was in what would have been Wayne's graduating high school class if he hadn't decided to switch to boarding school in 10th grade. She now works there as a teacher or something. Jewish Day School in Bethesda.
CJM
03-01-2006, 02:05 AM
after watching the movie Domino tonight, i am completely convinced they are the same person. was this some sort of cloning-gone-awry? if it was, it's the best mistake ever.
Anne Lauren
03-01-2006, 05:10 AM
Keira Knightley (http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/domino/domino3.jpg) looks exactly like Natalie Portman. i thought it was Natalie Portman in Domino, but i was wrong.

Well, that might not be so coencidental, after all. Keira was picked to play the role that she did in the Star Wars movie, solely because she did actually look so much like Natalie Portman. It was her breakout role. Though not necessarily a big part...but, it got her noticed for the film, Pirates of the Carribean, which was a huge hit and essentially made her famous.
CJM
03-01-2006, 11:52 AM
^damn, i didn't know she was in Star Wars at all. good catch.
bigblu89
03-01-2006, 11:57 AM
I thought Bend it Like Beckham was her big break?