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monkey
10-14-2005, 03:54 PM
because there's too much under/over appreciation, and not enough dirty talk.
ladies: does size matter?
men: does size matter?
turd: does your hand mind the tiny penis?
ToucanSpam
10-14-2005, 03:56 PM
Size of what Pauli?
TonsOfFun
10-14-2005, 03:57 PM
breasts and clits?
I am the clit master, where ever you see this face you'll see CLIT.
You don't want to rub the clit the wrong way.
heh.
erm, yes to answer your questions
NO FAT CHICKS!
beastieangel01
10-14-2005, 04:20 PM
turd: does your hand mind the tiny penis?
you kill me. in a good way.
beastieangel01
10-14-2005, 04:23 PM
p.s. I thought of Peaches.
ToucanSpam
10-14-2005, 04:23 PM
you kill me. in a good way.
too bad it's not in the dead way :mad:
:p
Anyways, since Pauli is out to lunch, I'll assume she means breast size, ass size, etc.
No, it does not matter. A girl can be whatever the hell she wants, if I can talk to her and we get along, I'll ask her out. There's no such thing as a 'fat chick', just horribly shallow guys.
TonsOfFun
10-14-2005, 04:26 PM
You want to go to America if you you think there is no such thing as a fat chick
:p
TurdBerglar
10-14-2005, 04:46 PM
who ever said i have a tiny penis?
CrankItUp!
10-14-2005, 04:55 PM
yeah, you might just have a tiny hand. :D
Monsieur Decuts
10-14-2005, 04:58 PM
There is such thing as a tunnel too wide for the average train. This can result in extend periods of numbness and crotchal inactivity.
There is such thing as a tunnel too small for the average train. This can result in ripping noises and crotchal overexcitment.
I think that good sex is like the middle bear...everything just fits.
monkey
10-14-2005, 05:00 PM
i just pose questions, you guys interpret them as you will.
you can assume any sort of size for anything at all. :)
TonsOfFun
10-14-2005, 05:00 PM
There is such thing as a tunnel too small for the average train. This can result in ripping noises and crotchal overexcitment...
I find a lot of arseholes too tight to.
TurdBerglar
10-14-2005, 05:02 PM
i use to have lots and lots of sex
Monsieur Decuts
10-14-2005, 05:07 PM
I find a lot of arseholes too tight to.
boo boo kitty fuck? Is that you?
laurie_hammy
10-14-2005, 06:46 PM
You want to go to America if you you think there is no such thing as a fat chick
:p
Australia 2nd Most Obesity Population In The World.
1st - Ireland
2nd - Australia
3rd - America
Freebasser
10-14-2005, 06:50 PM
Of course size matters. That's why I always go for the large pepsi and not the medium one.
That's what this is about right?
Right?
iceygirl
10-14-2005, 08:13 PM
yes size matters
TonsOfFun
10-15-2005, 04:32 AM
Australia 2nd Most Obesity Population In The World.
1st - Ireland
2nd - Australia
3rd - America
They always say on the news here that the UK is only 2nd to the USA and we are catching up.
Maybe that is just overweight stats. Cus you have to be larger to be obese. I think I'm actually classed as obese. They should re classify, cus I'd just class me as over weight. I'll check.
Edit: According http://www.annecollins.com to I am between 50 and 92 lbs over weight, to be at an acceptable weight. And I have to lose 16 lbs before I won't be obese. The internet can be so depressing at time :o Right, I'm gonna lose them 16 lbs. I think I'd be just bones if I lost the total of 92 lbs. I'll try and lose half a lb a day and I'll report back here in a month :)
boys_beastie
10-15-2005, 04:35 AM
There's no such thing as a 'fat chick'
riiiiiiiiiiiight
breasts and clits?
I am the clit master, where ever you see this face you'll see CLIT.
You don't want to rub the clit the wrong way.
heh.
erm, yes to answer your questions
NO FAT CHICKS!
Jay and Silent Bob nice.
damn right size matters. i won't date a girl unless her assets are of a proper size.
all these damn peasant women and their tiny bank accounts. i'm valuable, damnit
monkey
10-15-2005, 10:45 AM
damn right size matters. i won't date a girl unless her assets are of a proper size.
all these damn peasant women and their tiny bank accounts. i'm valuable, damnit
ok bob, im PMing you my bank log in and password. tell me if i have enough to get you to go out with me. :o
miss soul fire
10-15-2005, 12:03 PM
I'm very surprised by the fact that no girl on this board bragged about how they love their asses and breasts and how big they are and how they wanna eat themselves. I'm just really surprised.:D
Ok, I'll start, I've got big eyes so I can see better what's big or not!!!! :p
Chicka B
10-15-2005, 12:17 PM
Yes size does matter. He can't have a little...
nose, that's just weird. I like big strong hands too. :D
icy manipulator
10-15-2005, 01:01 PM
nice ass nice boobs and nice legs is my kind of woman
QueenAdrock
10-15-2005, 01:06 PM
I don't know about size mattering. I've only been with one guy and his sex rocks my world. :cool:
monkey
10-15-2005, 01:51 PM
i think size is slightly important. you want something... fullfilling.
but what matters more is how they move, how they make you feel, everything that makes sex GREAT. the realness of it. awesomeness.
<3
laurie_hammy
10-15-2005, 05:15 PM
nice ass nice boobs and nice legs is my kind of woman
miss soul fire
10-15-2005, 05:30 PM
Well, size matters, yes. I'm talking about men here.
Although I've heard that even a small equipment works well, it won't change the fact that you are seeing a tiny thing hanging there, you know?! It's not masculine. Maybe it's just my opinion, but I guess women tend to like men who are taller, older (not always, but you know what I mean), more experienced, big hands...big penis (normal size is just about right). Anyway, the man, in many aspects, is required to be more and more and more, much more.
Seriously, whenever I see a man with tiny hands I don't give enough credit to them. It's sad I know, but I look for masculine guy and tiny hands just don't go for me, it's like I'm playing with a little kid.:o
Same goes for small penis. I guess...it's all ugly down there anyway.:oNot that that's a bad thing.:DI don't know, but yeah, normal size is good, tiny is sad.:(Man may feel the same way about breasts. Small=bad, big=good. It's a superficial world we live in. I blame the aliens and their giant heads. Hihihi!
befsquire
10-15-2005, 05:42 PM
^ best post in this thread. :D hihihi!
yeah, i like seeing a huge thing hanging there. that's why i choose only the finest, trumpiest, and most luxurious imported canadian penis that money can buy.
QueenAdrock
10-15-2005, 05:50 PM
^You snuck the Dildocon Beaver-Pounder 5000 over the border? Those are illegal here now, after all those impalings.
befsquire
10-15-2005, 07:16 PM
worth every penny. ;)
BangkokB
10-16-2005, 10:24 AM
What about if your hung like a horse but strapped like a noodle
icy manipulator
10-17-2005, 12:12 AM
There is such thing as a tunnel too wide for the average train. This can result in extend periods of numbness and crotchal inactivity.
.
so is there any tread left on the tyres or is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
hitmonlee
10-17-2005, 12:26 AM
Same goes for small penis. I guess...it's all ugly down there anyway.:oNot that that's a bad thing.:DI don't know, but yeah, normal size is good, tiny is sad.:(Man may feel the same way about breasts. Small=bad, big=good. It's a superficial world we live in. I blame the aliens and their giant heads. Hihihi!
yeah i agree - well not on it all being ugly, but small ones just aren't very good looking when not erect.
i've been with one guy who i actually considered to be too small. he was very skinny all over, weighed less than me too, so i never felt like he was "in charge" (younger too). i've been with a guy who was too big. like sometimes it would be ok, but giving him head was a real mission (hand to use my hand to grab the other half) and sometimes sex would hurt. but sometimes it would be worth it.
ahh. too much information?
mickill
10-17-2005, 12:32 AM
ahh. too much information?
Turd should actually be by shortly to ask for further details.
Besides, when someone's thanking whoever "invented cockskeet" a few threads below this one, I don't think there's much point in worrying about "too much information".
hitmonlee
10-17-2005, 12:36 AM
ahh that thread. haven't read it yet. checking it out now.
edit: ohhh, we call that dickcheese here, if i'm thinking of the right thing.
icy manipulator
10-17-2005, 12:39 AM
yeah i agree - well not on it all being ugly, but small ones just aren't very good looking when not erect.
i've been with one guy who i actually considered to be too small. he was very skinny all over, weighed less than me too, so i never felt like he was "in charge" (younger too). i've been with a guy who was too big. like sometimes it would be ok, but giving him head was a real mission (hand to use my hand to grab the other half) and sometimes sex would hurt. but sometimes it would be worth it.
ahh. too much information?
how small was too small? and how large was too large?
mickill
10-17-2005, 12:42 AM
I meant Turd or......some other random pervert.^
edit: Yeah, you're probably thinking of the same thing, and dickcheese just sounds nasty. Whatever happened to good old fashioned terms like jizz?
TurdBerglar
10-17-2005, 12:44 AM
I meant Turd or......some other random pervert.^
man shut the fuck up
you're just relying on other perverts to do the dirty work.
mickill
10-17-2005, 12:50 AM
I seriously hope you're not serious.
TurdBerglar
10-17-2005, 12:52 AM
it's one thing to admit to being a pervert. it's completely another to live vicariously through perverts. asshole
mickill
10-17-2005, 12:54 AM
it's one thing to admit to being a pervert. it's completely another to live vicariously through perverts. asshole
Welp, looks like my secrets out.
Don't be so sensitive, shithead. You're reminding me of Toucan.
hitmonlee
10-17-2005, 12:55 AM
how small was too small? and how large was too large?
i didn't measure either of them and can't put memories in inches. too small=could barely notice it. too large=thicker than my wrist when erect and length um... i dunno, but i'm a short person and cervix stabbing isn't good :( . i spoke to his ex gf one day and she was like "how fucking big is it??!?" and we bonded over how large this guy is and how surprising it was since he's so quiet and stuff.
mickill: well jizz is different to dickcheese. that's just cum whereas dickcheese is like yeah... ew.
adam_f
10-23-2005, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by Pauli
i think size is slightly important. you want something... fullfilling.
Upon reading that comment, adam_f commits suicide in front of a box full of puppies.
ToucanSpam
10-23-2005, 02:11 PM
Welp, looks like my secrets out.
Don't be so sensitive, shithead. You're reminding me of Toucan.
:mad:
:(
monkey
10-23-2005, 02:12 PM
Upon reading that comment, adam_f commits suicide in front of a box full of puppies.
nooooooooooooo. :(
what will the topanga fan club do now? it's ok, you're not THAT small!
Justin
10-23-2005, 03:44 PM
This post reminds me of adults having conversations about sex while children are present, but using diffrent words. Classic
Justin
10-23-2005, 03:46 PM
worse phrase a girl can say to a guy- "please stop, your hurting me"
nooooooooooo (!)
I wonder if a guy has ever gone to a doctor to get his penis shrunken down to size?
synch
10-23-2005, 04:21 PM
worse phrase a girl can say to a guy- "please stop, your hurting me"
nooooooooooo (!)
Stop hitting women.
Justin
10-23-2005, 04:42 PM
Stop hitting women.
Even if they have a mustache?
ToucanSpam
10-23-2005, 04:43 PM
Quit hitting on women too.
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