Fucking Cat.

[Kid Presentable]

It's nealy 2am where I live, and while it's been quite entertaining hanging out with you lot in outer space, my cat won't come in. I want to shut the door on the fucking thing, but the missus would kill me. The cat always(always) sleeps inside, but when I get home from work (10:30pm on a Monday) I let her out. Now she won't come back.

I can't even believe I'm starting a thread about it, but it's the only thing stopping me from drinking all my beer. Which I'm managing to do quite nicely irrespective.

[mickill]

Just reading the thread title I was appalled. I don't want to know any more, so I'm not going to read the post. But seriously, you have issues, man. These are innocent animals. I'm not even a cat person and even I'm disgusted by this.

[Rock]

Would you be sad if the cat didn't come home or do you just not care?

I was at my parent's house this weekend and let out one of the cats. My parents had to go somewhere and my Dad ordered me to stay there until I got her back in the house. Luckily he has trained them to come home within 10 minutes after shouting out their names really loud once or twice. But seriously....they are cats, they are pretty resourceful and I doubt that it would do any mental damage if she had to wait on the porch until my parents got back. Fuckin' pussies.

[Kid Presentable]

Would you be sad if the cat didn't come home or do you just not care?

I was at my parent's house this weekend and let out one of the cats. My parents had to go somewhere and my Dad ordered me to stay there until I got her back in the house. Luckily he has trained them to come home within 10 minutes after shouting out their names really loud once or twice. But seriously....they are cats, they are pretty resourceful and I doubt that it would do any mental damage if she had to wait on the porch until my parents got back. Fuckin' pussies.

I would be pretty sad for a week, but I agree wholeheartedly with you.

Mickill wants to make a joke about pussy, btw.

[paul jones]

I suggest you attend to your missus' pussy

[Kid Presentable]

I suggest you attend to your missus' pussy

I'm waiting for it to come back.... :o

[mickill]

Mickill wants to make a joke about pussy, btw.
I leave the predictable to the more ableminded.

[Rock]

*bows*

[Kid Presentable]

This is stupid. but I want one more beer. What to do, what to do.

[mickill]

You need to sleep? Kill two birds with one stone: drink till you pass out....and wake up in a puddle of your own bile.

[Kid Presentable]

You need to sleep? Kill two birds with one stone: drink till you pass out....and wake up in a puddle of your own bile.

The beer was popped before I even hit 'Submit'.

[ToucanSpam]

fuck the cat, itll learn its lesson

[Kid Presentable]

fuck the cat, itll learn its lesson

Yeah, at this rate you'll all be reading a 'The Bitch Left Me' thread by next Christmas.

[ToucanSpam]

I dunno, just say the cat was acting rabid, or a dingo ate it or something.

[Kid Presentable]

I dunno, just say the cat was acting rabid, or a dingo ate it or something.
A Dingo? i've read about this working before....

[Kid Presentable]

I was listening to Dead Prez on my headphones and saw the cat laying on the floor of the laundry all smug like. I'm worried other cats have been pissing on her but at least she's inside now, and only sleeps on J's pillow.

[Rock]

I'm worried other cats have been pissing on her
what the fuck?

[Kid Presentable]

what the fuck?

That's what I said! She smells funny, unless it's all pheremones.

[ms.peachy]

I miss beer :(

[TonsOfFun]

I throw our cat out every night. It'll only throw up some where or do it's 'business'. It just stays on the the front step all night until we let it back in. I've just checked it's there now, before I even logged back in here cus I couldn't sleep. My room window is above the front step so I pour some water out. Or piss on it.

I wish I could sleep. I trained uptil I was sick this evening and I'm still feeling it. I really hope I haven't got sickness sick cus that'd suck... Hopefully just working too hard sick. Either way I'm not taking Aloe Vera juice.

In fact, I wanna get high, shame I quit :(

So, cats. Pretty good musical or hairy wingey annoying things?

But yeah, cats like the out doors unless it's a wimp like ours, so leave the fucker. Or get a spare cat so when it goes out for a while, bring the other one out and say 'oh, it's here honey' and 'yes, it's always been that colour' :D

Or something...

[Kid Presentable]

Yeah so, five hours sleep and the cat wakes me up by planting her bum on my face.

She's great though, I'd miss her if she fucked off. :(

[Rock]

My room window is above the front step so I pour some water out. Or piss on it.

if this was actually true, i would call you a dick.

[Kid Presentable]

I love me Bonnies.

[ToucanSpam]

Yeah so, five hours sleep and the cat wakes me up by planting her bum on my face.

She's great though, I'd miss her if she fucked off. :(
I miss my cat....... :(

[CrankItUp!]

The beer was popped before I even hit 'Submit'.
Good man ! - it takes tactic skills along with a good buzz to seek out felines. :cool:

[QueenAdrock]

My cats are indoor cats. It's because when I was 7, my 3-month old kitten got out and we couldn't get him back in, and we all had to go to work/school, and when we came back home later that afternoon, I saw him in my pool. He had drowned, and froze to death. :(

That was a wee bit traumatic, so I force my cats inside all the time now and freak the fuck out when they escape.

[jackrock]

My cats are indoor cats. It's because when I was 7, my 3-month old kitten got out and we couldn't get him back in, and we all had to go to work/school, and when we came back home later that afternoon, I saw him in my pool. He had drowned, and froze to death. :(

That was a wee bit traumatic, so I force my cats inside all the time now and freak the fuck out when they escape.
:eek: :eek: (n) thats sooo sad! if there was a smilie for sad id put it on

-edit- my eyes suck :( .

[miss_bhaven]

Just reading the thread title I was appalled.

Bahahaha!

[miss_bhaven]

I suggest you attend to your missus' pussy

Agreed (y) Who cares about the cat, *attend to your missus' pussy*!! :D

[miss_bhaven]

So, cats. Pretty good musical or hairy wingey annoying things?

I don't own a cat, but next door owns several and because my fkn neighbour is never home, they tend to hang around my joint alot because my Dad feeds them :mad: So therefore, half way through the night I get woken by one of the cats having sex! Has anyone heard the horrible noises they make when mating?! It sounds like they're getting mauled by a massive dog, not having sexual intercourse!! :confused: