Quality Football Chants

[paul jones]

Apparently this was the chant to Lord of the Dance tune at the Man United the other day:

"Park, Park, Where ever you may be

You eat dogs in your home country

But it could be worse

You could be a scouse

Eating rats in your council house"





Or to the tune of the Addams Family if you were a Leeds fan down at Norwich:

"Your sister is your mother

Your uncle is your brother

You all f--- one another

The Norwich family

der der der der clap clap etc"



Celtic fans to Andy Goram after it was revealed that the chubby keeper had been diagnosed with schizophrenia:

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"



Charlton fans to Sean Wright Philips:

"Where's your real dad, where's your real dad!?"



Tottenham fans to Jimmy Floyd

Hasselbaink. He even laughed, apparently!:

"Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy"



To the tune of Craig David's rewind.........

"Van Per-sie, when a girl says no - molest her"



To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for...well...you know... (to the Manic Street Preachers tune)

"Aaaaand, if you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next..."

[Freebasser]

U N I
T E D
United are the team for me
With a knick knack paddy wack
Give a dog a bone
Why don't City fuck off home?

[paul jones]

This one is sung at Old Trafford, every Christmas time to the tune of 'Feed the World'...

Feed the Scousers,
Let them know its Christmas time..

[TonsOfFun]

I imagine it happens at other grounds. But back in the Day when Wednesday used to have televised games we used to sing. These are very good chants but make us laugh

"Andy Gray, is a wanker, is a wanker".

My favourite Wednesday chants

"Number 1 is Roland Nilsson, And Number 2 is Roland Nilsson, Number 3 is Roland Nilsson, And Number 4 is Roland Nilsson, Number 5 is Roland Nilsson, And Number 6 is Roland Nilsson, Number 7 is Roland Nilsson, And Number 8 is Roland Nilsson, NUMBER 9 IS DAVID HIRST, And 10 is Roland Nilsson"

"Neil Warnock's illegitimate, He aint go no birth certificate, He's got AIDS and cant get rid of it, He's A PIGGY BASTARD, BASTARD."

"You can't read, You can't write, But that don't really matter, You are from Rotherham, You have a head full of flour!"

"Town full of flour heads, You're just a town full of flour heads, Town full of flour heads!"

Not quite quality but still. I'm off to beat the shit out of some Rotherham fans cus it'll make me a BIG MAN

[TonsOfFun]

Oh yeah, and to Liverpool fans which again I'll assume happens at other frounds since Wednesday won't play Liverpool for a good few years yet. Unless in the cup.

"Sign on, sign on, with hope in your heart, and you'll never get a job, you'll never get a job..." etc

[mp-seventythree]

There was a funny one a few years ago at Old Trafford -

"Posh Spice, she takes it up the arse"

[roosta]

Apparently this was the chant to Lord of the Dance tune at the Man United the other day:

"Park, Park, Where ever you may be

You eat dogs in your home country

But it could be worse

You could be a scouse

Eating rats in your council house"

Genius!




Celtic fans to Andy Goram after it was revealed that the chubby keeper had been diagnosed with schizophrenia:

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"
a classic

Charlton fans to Sean Wright Philips:

"Where's your real dad, where's your real dad!?"

that's just wrong


To the tune of Craig David's rewind.........

"Van Per-sie, when a girl says no - molest her"
hahahahhah....

[flymo_fil]

im a southampton season ticket holder and this is the best one i've ever heard by far

"Posh spice is a slapper,
here knickers smell of cod,
and when shes shagging beckham,
she thinks of omerod!"

[Drederick Tatum]

Tottenham fans to Jimmy Floyd

Hasselbaink. He even laughed, apparently!:

"Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy"



To the tune of Craig David's rewind.........

"Van Per-sie, when a girl says no - molest her"


awesome.

[Lex Diamonds]

Or to the tune of the Addams Family if you were a Leeds fan down at Norwich:

"Your sister is your mother

Your uncle is your brother

You all f--- one another

The Norwich family

der der der der clap clap etc"
That was originally a West Ham chant:

Your sister is yer mother

yer father is yer brother

you look like one another

The Millwall family!



ps
I'm a Man U fan but that Park one is fuckin jokes.

[Lex Diamonds]

And I know another West Ham chant cos I have a football hooligan mate who supports them:

You can't read

You can't write

You weee-aaar cheeeaap Nikes!

You live in

a caravan

You dirty Millwall pikeys!

[ms.peachy]

See the thing I don't get about these football chants is, don't people here take their kids to matches? How do you explain this sort of thing to them? :confused: My dad would have been mortified if he'd taken me to a Yankee game and thousands of people were singing this kind of stuff.

[TonsOfFun]

They do take their kids but you need to warn them before hand that "a lot of men go over the top and it's a tribal thing. You'll hear things here that you don't repeat anywhere. It's not acceptable here either but it's accepted as part of football. They are actually nice people. Keep football as football" sort of thing.

[titou lapraline]

NANTES F.C.

Un jour j'ai d'mandé Maman
Suis-je Nantais ou Bordelais?
Elle m'a répondu "Mon Grand,
Si t'es Bordelais fout l'camp."

[TonsOfFun]

NANTES F.C.

Un jour j'ai d'mandé Maman
Suis-je Nantais ou Bordelais?
Elle m'a répondu "Mon Grand,
Si t'es Bordelais fout l'camp."

The free translation said

"A day I have d'mandé Mom Am I of nantes or of bordeaux? She replied me "My Big one, If are for you of bordeaux screws l'camp"

[Mr_Complex]

im a southampton season ticket holder and this is the best one i've ever heard by far

"Posh spice is a slapper,
here knickers smell of cod,
and when shes shagging beckham,
she thinks of omerod!"

Ormerod.

Shite result last night, but at least it's broken the run of draws and hopefully we'll get a few wins under our belts.

[TonsOfFun]

When we promotion, this is what we'll sing, We are Wednesday, we are Wednesday, Sturrock is the king!

When you got rid of Sturrock did you think you'd be playing Wednesday the next season all because of him? Cus Wednesday are no way good enough for the Championship with the fifteen 12 year olds they have playing for them... Or was is a good choice getting rid of him :p

[flymo_fil]

Not really, but it wasnt his fault, he only had 4 games wasnt it?

The problem is now redknapp, he has definatly out stayed is welcome. With the quality he has in the squad (best keeper, defence and midfield in the league) we should be doing alot better than drawing with teams like plymouth and hull at home.
And dont get me started on our strikers

[discopants]

Ahem- *cough* *cough*

Gary Kelly's disco pants are the best,
They go right from his feet to his arse are the best.
They're better than a hard-on in a house,
Gary Kelly's disco pants.

[b-grrrlie]

Jeez what meanies!

[discopants]

Whilst I'm at it:

you can stick your fuckin tower up your arse
you can stick your fuckin tower up your arse
you can stick your fuckin tower
stick your fuckin tower
stick your fuckin tower up your arse sideways
(sung to blackpool)

If I had the wings of an sparrow
And I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Old Trafford tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below
Shit on, shit on, shit on the bastards below below
Shit on, shit on, shit on the bastards below below

[Mr_Complex]

He plays on the left, He plays on the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
That boy Ronaldo
He rapes girls on sight.

I wonder if he did a couple of step-overs first?

[TonsOfFun]

He plays on the left, He plays on the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
That boy Ronaldo
He rapes girls on sight.

I wonder if he did a couple of step-overs first?
(y)

[avfc]

who's Fat
who's Scouse
who's gonna rob your house
Rooney! Rooney!

[titou lapraline]

The free translation said

"A day I have d'mandé Mom Am I of nantes or of bordeaux? She replied me "My Big one, If are for you of bordeaux screws l'camp"

"Google translation" is not a very good tool...
Here is better translation...

One day I asked my mom :
Am I from NANTES or from Bordeaux?
She replied me "My son,
If you're from Bordeaux, bugger off!

[titou lapraline]

who's Fat
who's Scouse
who's gonna rob your house
Rooney! Rooney!

Haha...Not bad...