Words to live by

[mikizee]

Some home truths that you can't escape. Know any?

Here's one:
You're not as good as you think you are. This applies to just about everyone. Guido king, I'm looking in your direction.

Come to think of it, this thread is a little too fortune cookie like. What about 'this insert has a protective coating'. HA! i made a funny. Eh. I'm over this thread already.

[discopants]

According to Coupling (Britsh comedy) these are the 3 things for men to remember:

1 You're fatter then you think.
2 Your're never gonna be famous
3 Stockings don't actually exist, theres only about 4 pairs in the world.

[mp-seventythree]

Canoes are cool