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Rawr
10-21-2005, 10:48 PM
you guys. i just ate a rotten apple. invested with tape worms and maggets, please. im not fucking kidding you, im going to die. cause tapeworms...

please oh my fucking god im crying right now too.
i dont want to fucking die !!!!!

my moms taking me to the hospital tomorrow
im scared as hell shaking
QueenAdrock
10-21-2005, 10:51 PM
you won't die. if your stomach doesn't like it, it will throw it up and everything will be happy.

i've never heard anyone dying from eating a rotten apple.
Rawr
10-21-2005, 11:03 PM
i tried making my self throw up but it didnt work :(
i dont think my stomich is gonna bring it back up.
Mcmac
10-21-2005, 11:06 PM
wouldnt u take a bite and be like "hey theres maggots and tape worms"

why the fuck would u eat the hole thing and not just spit it out
Rawr
10-21-2005, 11:12 PM
wouldnt u take a bite and be like "hey theres maggots and tape worms"

why the fuck would u eat the hole thing and not just spit it out

ok the apple was a candy aple for one. there was red icing or something on it so i couldnt see the apple color. i thought it was normal cause i could see a sperk peice of it and it was dim green. so i eat it, but not the other side. when i got there it was all mooshed up, dark foggy green and brown. and white little baby things squirming in there.
its not my fault :(
Medellia
10-21-2005, 11:14 PM
It doesn't sound like you ate any tapeworms or maggots, but even if you did it won't kill you. Certainly not before you see a doctor tomorrow. You'll be fine.
DapperDiverge
10-21-2005, 11:23 PM
Damn, that's gross!! Just reading that is makin' me wanna vomit! Well, then again... I heard maggots are good source of protein and vitamins and tapeworms help you lose weight...
I dunno if your tryin' to lose weight...but it seems like a good start...the worms do all the work for you!! just sit back and enjoy having parasitic vermin wiggle around your intestinal tract till you can see your ribs...then see your stomach expand, like those kids in those third world countries, and explode like a balloon!!

POP! :eek:
Bob
10-21-2005, 11:29 PM
can you get to a drugstore? by some of that shit that makes you throw up. i'm not gonna try to spell it, but it's pronounced "ippickack" or something like that.

at any rate, if you ate them while they're adults, i wouldn't worry about it, i doubt they'll survive your digestive process. it's fucking gross, but there probably won't be horrible awful long term effects. i'm a doctor, so i know what i'm talking about
Rawr
10-21-2005, 11:29 PM
It doesn't sound like you ate any tapeworms or maggots, but even if you did it won't kill you. Certainly not before you see a doctor tomorrow. You'll be fine.

well maggots are small and white so wouldnt he be them? and it was in a rotten thing =S
Medellia
10-21-2005, 11:32 PM
I'm not saying there weren't any maggots in there, I'm just saying you probably didn't eat any. And even if you did you aren't going to get sick from them or the tapeworms tonight. It'll be the apple itself that makes you feel ill. ;)
Bob
10-21-2005, 11:34 PM
i'm a medical professional, you'll be fine
Medellia
10-21-2005, 11:35 PM
I'm a wizard, and I agree with Dr. Bob.
Rawr
10-22-2005, 12:06 AM
k i threw up..6 times
its freaking hard for me though, i have to 8 wait in lines of gagging i keep doing before i actually puke
Bob
10-22-2005, 12:12 AM
six times is probably a little close to too many, i'd stop if i were you.

i have a confession to make, i'm not actually a doctor, but at this point, i'd consult one. if you're not puking blood, you're probably ok, but you should probably stop vomitting now. see the doctor tomorrow, he'll make you ok. people have eaten worse than maggots and pulled through. have you ever seen fear factor?
ScarySquirrel
10-22-2005, 12:22 AM
We're all gonna die eventually. You might as well get it over with, kid.
cookiepuss
10-22-2005, 01:27 AM
hey while you're at the doctor maybe you can have that heart condition of your checked out. ;) (y)
Knuckles
10-22-2005, 01:40 AM
maggots=good source of protein
miss soul fire
10-22-2005, 05:00 AM
Don't worry, you'll be fine. You should only worry if you have eaten pork or some veggetables as lettuce for example because you could get taenia solium and that's the worst one because it can get to your brain and seriously kill you, so yours is nothing compared to the big one that would infest your brain, my friend! :D

Meet taenia soulim's cycle (http://www.fao.org/ag/againfo/subjects/en/health/diseases-cards/cards/Taenia-solium.jpg).:)

Now meet the dragon (http://pathmicro.med.sc.edu/parasitology/tae7.jpg)!!!
synch
10-22-2005, 06:09 AM
Yeah... you know... If I ate something rotten with live creatures and thought I was about to die I'd be posting on the beastie boys board too.

Yeah.
laurie_hammy
10-22-2005, 06:51 AM
Chill man seriously ! Your gonna be fine. On guiness world records an shit theres people that eat maggots for like HALF there diet. And I dont think you even ate one, you would fell the slimyness in ya mouth and ya first reaction would be to spit it out. Trust me, ya dont even need to go to the doctors unless you want to, to make yourself feel better (relaxed). But I wouldn't you have heard what people have said in this thread, just dont get parranoid, chill, your fine man ;)
jackrock
10-22-2005, 03:25 PM
ouch. parisitism sucks (n)... i mean im not saying youre gonna die, but yea you'll be fine!
DroppinScience
10-22-2005, 04:53 PM
Hmmm... Rawr hasn't posted in a bit.

Dr. Bob... do you wish to call it? ;)
jackrock
10-22-2005, 04:55 PM
Hmmm... Rawr hasn't posted in a bit.

Dr. Bob... do you wish to call it? ;)
NOOOOOOO!! :( could it be?! no it can't be!
laurie_hammy
10-22-2005, 07:40 PM
NOOOOOOO!! :( could it be?! no it can't be!

haha
QueenAdrock
10-22-2005, 09:07 PM
*pours liquor out* (n)


DAMN YOU DELICIOUS FRUIT!
Rawr
10-23-2005, 10:13 AM
srry, i was in my room and telling lauren to be careful over the phone if she ever goes to thrifty foods.
jackrock
10-23-2005, 12:15 PM
ok, whoo! i knew it just couldnt be! :p
DroppinScience
10-23-2005, 12:24 PM
srry, i was in my room and telling lauren to be careful over the phone if she ever goes to thrifty foods.

So I guess you're not dead, right?
guerillaGardner
10-23-2005, 12:30 PM
you guys. i just ate a rotten apple. invested with tape worms and maggets, please. im not fucking kidding you, im going to die. cause tapeworms...

please oh my fucking god im crying right now too.
i dont want to fucking die !!!!!

my moms taking me to the hospital tomorrow
im scared as hell shaking

You will find this so funny in a day or two.
like2_drink
10-23-2005, 12:58 PM
okay, so i only read the first few posts about this, but if the topic hasn't changed, then that's pretty damn funny.

you won't die, and if this post has nothing to do with the current issue then i'm sorry.
voltanapricot
10-23-2005, 01:50 PM
You will find this so funny in a day or two.
Mate, death is never funny, you sick nut.
zorra_chiflada
10-23-2005, 08:28 PM
you don't get tapeworm from apples, you get it from dirty water in thirdworld countries.

tapeworms look like long flat noodles.
Kid Presentable
10-23-2005, 08:30 PM
tapeworms look like long flat noodles.

I like mine with chicken.
armyofme
10-23-2005, 08:31 PM
The apple invested in tapeworms for you?

I hate to tell you this man, but I think you got screwed. I would tell you to get your money back, but I bet that fruit is halfway to Nicuragua by now. :(
Medellia
10-23-2005, 11:01 PM
srry, i was in my room and telling lauren to be careful over the phone if she ever goes to thrifty foods.
Common sense should tell her that.




Actually, common sense should tell her not to go grocery shopping at a place called "Thrifty Foods".
guerillaGardner
10-24-2005, 03:53 PM
Mate, death is never funny, you sick nut.

No it isn't. But death has nothing to do with this.
voltanapricot
10-24-2005, 03:56 PM
:rolleyes:
guerillaGardner
10-26-2005, 03:31 PM
I know it's probably just this thread thats dead and not Rawr but I stumbled across this and thought I'd add it.

Pumpkin has been much used as an effective tapeworm remover for children and pregnant women for whom stronger acting and toxic remedies are unsuitable

Complete pumpkin seed, together with the husk used to remove tapeworms. Seed ground into fine flour, then made into an emulsion with water and eaten. It is then necessary to take a purgative afterwards in order to expel the tapeworms or other parasites from the body

As remedy for internal parasites, seeds are less potent than root of Dryopteris felix-mas, but are safer for pregnant women, debilitated patients and children