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DandyFop
10-22-2005, 03:32 AM
Hello. I got drunk off of a few beers and some Jager. Just because I hardly had anything to drink* tonight. I was jealous that this guy was talking to a girl, though I shouldn't be, because i have a Boyfriend (tm).
People always say that when you meet "the one" you'll "know. I've felt like that plenty of times and it always fucking fell through. Fuck that shit
*eat - I mean eat
Mcmac
10-22-2005, 03:48 AM
maybe i should get drunk
MAN IM FKN DRUNK RIGHT NOW!!!
THANK UYOU PAUL JONES!! YO INTRODUCED ME TO THE BEAUTY OF STELLA ARTOIS !!! 6 IN 50 MINIUTES! FFKN SAFE!
Mr_Complex
10-22-2005, 05:59 AM
Tzar is going to have a nasty hangover. Stella was my drink of choice when I was about 15/16 and I can't stand the shit anymore.
Absolutely filled with chemicals, that stuff.
Mcmac
10-22-2005, 06:19 AM
haaaaaaaaaa
i got deeeerrrrrrrrrrunnnnnnnk
Ace42X
10-22-2005, 06:39 AM
Tzar is going to have a nasty hangover. Stella was my drink of choice when I was about 15/16 and I can't stand the shit anymore.
Absolutely filled with chemicals, that stuff.
Damn straight. Ol' Wife-beater. Guaranteed to fuck you up good.
Hoegaarden is my beer of preference ATM.
I do drink a fair bit of Fink Brau from Lidl though. Outstanding beer for the price.
Think Fink.
synch
10-22-2005, 06:45 AM
Pffff, a drunk thread shouldn't have insights or anything, and spelling errors. Preferably (but not nescessarily) a lot of caps too. Doesn't matter if you are drunk enough to type like that, if needed, fake it.
You should take example from tzar.
Mcmac
10-22-2005, 06:58 AM
SHUT THE MUFFA FUSHIN FUSH UP
Freebasser
10-22-2005, 06:59 AM
You aren't drunk.
synch
10-22-2005, 07:01 AM
Yet he posted a better "drunk post" than Dandyfop did.
Take notes.
Freebasser
10-22-2005, 07:02 AM
I was actually talking about Dandyflop.
haha :D
synch
10-22-2005, 07:05 AM
Heh. Yeah, probably. Good call.
Well, neither of them is drunk then. Case closed.
:D
Mcmac
10-22-2005, 07:22 AM
haha thats so funny lets laugh
synch
10-22-2005, 07:27 AM
Ha! And now you're not really amused.
I like this game.
Mcmac
10-22-2005, 07:33 AM
yes games are fun
i played max payne 2 alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
day today
Kid Presentable
10-22-2005, 08:05 AM
yes games are fun
i played max payne 2 alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
day today
You smelly little prick.
Mcmac
10-22-2005, 08:17 AM
HOW DARE u
Kid Presentable
10-22-2005, 08:22 AM
HOW DARE u
Go have a wash you dirty little shit.
Why is your sock like plaster?
Bob Sacamento
10-22-2005, 08:37 AM
Know what I like? Hennigan's. Mmm... boy, that Hennigan's goes down smooth. And afterwards you don't even smell. That's right folks. I've just had three shots of Hennigan's and I don't even smell. Imagine: you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigan's: no smell, no tell, Scotch.
Mcmac
10-22-2005, 08:45 AM
^aALIAS!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob Sacamento
10-22-2005, 09:06 AM
^aALIAS!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Careful. I'm like ice buddy. If you get on my bad side, you've got problems!
Mcmac
10-22-2005, 09:07 AM
shut the fuck up alias
your first posts wernt even in beastie general
synch
10-22-2005, 09:12 AM
Problems. Heh.
What kind of problems could you cause mr slippery on one side and wet on the other?
Bob Sacamento
10-22-2005, 09:14 AM
Problems. Heh.
What kind of problems could you cause mr slippery on one side and wet on the other?
synch, I know myself. And if I'm on the boards, and it starts to go down, I don't back off, until it's finished.
synch
10-22-2005, 09:16 AM
Finished with what? Make the other person leave? Cry? Die?
Bob Sacamento
10-22-2005, 09:19 AM
Finished with what? Make the other person leave? Cry? Die?
Oh you, silly stupid stubborn man!
Mcmac
10-22-2005, 09:19 AM
hahahaha bob sacamento your a stupid faggot
synch
10-22-2005, 09:20 AM
Elementary school retorts it is then.
;)
Mcmac
10-22-2005, 09:21 AM
:rolleyes:
your not even in the US and u call it elementary
synch
10-22-2005, 09:26 AM
I hadn't seen your post when I posted that but it would apply to both of you ;)
What was I supposed to call them though?
Mcmac
10-22-2005, 06:07 PM
Pre-school i think
jabumbo
10-22-2005, 06:50 PM
stupid half drunk dandy fop called me and woke me up at 5am.
i said fuck it and didnt asnwer because i wanted a message, and it was a really lame message
zombievomit
10-22-2005, 07:46 PM
i love these.
the other night, i was so zooted, i was swerving around in little circles with my eyes half open. i drink a half bottle of 151. OOPS.
oooh fuck. that was hairy last night :( (y)
easily half a carton got downed by a certain individual, i think i won the award for most drunk there BUT i didn't puke so fuck y'all!
i think the stellas did their job. i had 8 between 5pm and 7:30pm.
i got cardigans around my teeth.
DJ_Skrilla
10-23-2005, 01:05 AM
i think the stellas did their job. i had 8 between 5pm and 7:30pm.
What the hell I thought australians only drink Fosters! haha
More Heineken for me!
What the hell I thought australians only drink Fosters! haha
that's called stereotypical bullshit.(y)
DJ_Skrilla
10-23-2005, 01:39 AM
that's called stereotypical bullshit.(y)
That was the point.
Blame the australian advertising dept. I think they are trying to keep americans away with this horrid fosters.
Every Australian I have met have always told me NO ONE DRINKS FOSTERS in Australia, and after trying the stuff I know why!
DandyFop
10-24-2005, 01:50 AM
Yeah, christ, I was definetly having a "reflective" drunken night the other evening. Good times.
synch
10-24-2005, 05:12 AM
Pre-school i think
It's "elementare" in italian and "basisschool" in dutch. I went with elementary. I hope you didn't lose any sleep over it ;)
Rancid_Beasties
10-24-2005, 05:25 AM
Mcmac is retarded. Its called primary school here.
Why can't the stereotypical Australian beer be boags, cascade or coopers? Probably because we would have to give some of that gold away, and that'd be stupid wouldnt it? So we just give you our dregs.
Lex Diamonds
10-24-2005, 05:40 AM
Fosters isn't too bad, I prefer it to Stella any day. They're both cheap as fuck anyway, who cares what they taste like?
man, everyone is on the hating-Stella bandwagon.
i'm too used to it to give it up. i can drink that shit like water. i love it.
Rancid_Beasties
10-24-2005, 07:17 AM
man, everyone is on the hating-Stella bandwagon.
i'm too used to it to give it up. i can drink that shit like water. i love it.
I don't mind stella, but it gives you nasty hangovers. And when it costs as much as coronas, boags premiums, squires, cascade, and more than coopers, carlsberg, urquell, becks, singha...well theres so many other better beers out there man.
PS At least you're not drinking midstrength anymore (y)
synch
10-24-2005, 07:21 AM
Beer sucks.
Just so you know.
Rancid_Beasties
10-24-2005, 07:24 AM
Beer sucks.
Just so you know.
No it doesnt. Believe me, I appreciate good scotch, some decent bourbon and cola and the occasional shot of tequila...but beer is just something you can bust out and not worry about having to fork out as a minimum 40 bucks australian to get a decent bottle. I mean me and Tzar, we're poor students...so whatcha gonna do? :(
I don't mind stella, but it gives you nasty hangovers. And when it costs as much as coronas, boags premiums, squires, cascade, and more than coopers, carlsberg, urquell, becks, singha...well theres so many other better beers out there man.
PS At least you're not drinking midstrength anymore (y)
oh you're never gonna forget that midstrength moment. i get a 6er of Stellas for 15 to 18 bucks at the local bottlo. i'm not one for change; once i stick to one taste, i usually keep it. like i always get meatball sub at subway and i always get the zinger bacon and cheese burger meal at KFC and i always get Stellas EXCEPT for when i go out to clubs, that's where it gets expensive.
whenever i go out, it's teddys, vbs or carlton colds.
Rancid_Beasties
10-24-2005, 07:28 AM
Man the only beers on tap in melbourne are Carlton Draught and Tooheys New. VB is pretty much gone (n) :(
PS: I too always go the meatball sub, and the zinger bacon and cheese (y) Except my everyday beer is becks, which is probably as bad as stella anyway. Its just cheap, like 39 bucks a slab, when vb and carlton is about the same nowadays. Its also damn crisp, and refreshing...but it needs to be ice cold.
WTF is teddys?
Man the only beers on tap in melbourne are Carlton Draught and Tooheys New. VB is pretty much gone (n) :(
PS: I too always go the meatball sub, and the zinger bacon and cheese (y) Except my everyday beer is becks, which is probably as bad as stella anyway. Its just cheap, like 39 bucks a slab, when vb and carlton is about the same nowadays. Its also damn crisp, and refreshing...but it needs to be ice cold.
WTF is teddys?
i agree with the crispness of carlton colds - God Damn, i don't care what y'all say. that's a top beer right thurr.
teddys = Tooheys Extra Dry
Rancid_Beasties
10-24-2005, 07:41 AM
Fuck I hate tooheys extra dry. Its like my dads third fav beer after kilkenny and hargraves hill pale. He gets it specifically cos he knows I wont drink it. Tooheys pils on the other hand...thats a nice beer for the price. 30 bucks a slab, and its as good as becks.
Yeah I'm impartial about coldies, they're alright.
DandyFop
10-24-2005, 03:12 PM
This is MY drunk thread - MINE!
Barb, did you fancy my response to your voicemail? I know, I know, I'm such a cassanova.
yeahwho
10-24-2005, 03:30 PM
This is MY drunk thread - MINE!
You just come to? (not too)
Rancid_Beasties
10-25-2005, 02:39 AM
This is MY drunk thread - MINE!
Hey just because I'm a master hijacker, no need to get all greedy 'n shit.
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