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adam_f
10-23-2005, 01:14 PM
Because he had a boo-boo!

Laugh muhfuckas :mad:
like2_drink
10-23-2005, 01:20 PM
clever

i'm actually going to say that in my next phone call (y)
jabumbo
10-23-2005, 01:46 PM
because he was a bitch like you
mickill
10-23-2005, 01:47 PM
And you honestly think you're "underappreciated"...not just legitamately overlooked?
ToucanSpam
10-23-2005, 02:01 PM
fuck off I hope you die in a fire



i liked the joke.....I'm just a spineless conformist who repeats the same things over and over when I attempt to troll someone.
laurie_hammy
10-23-2005, 08:36 PM
Because he had a boo-boo!

Laugh muhfuckas :mad:

:eek:
Lindsey_1535
10-23-2005, 08:40 PM
Hehehe I hate ghosts Im glad that homo got hurt!
zorra_chiflada
10-23-2005, 08:48 PM
yeah, that joke was pretty funny
Freebasser
10-23-2005, 08:53 PM
A businessman and his wife go out to a restaurant one evening and allow Jeeves, their butler, the night off. The wife tires of the businessman's associates and decides to call it a night, so she heads home, only to find Jeeves still there. She beckons him into her bedroom and stands in front of him.

"Jeeves" she says, "I want you to take off my dress"

Jeeves obliges.

"Jeeves, I want you to take off my garter belt and stockings"

Jeeves obliges.

"Jeeves, I want you to take off my panties"

Once more, Jeeves obliges.

The wife looks Jeeves in the eyes and says "Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired".
ToucanSpam
10-23-2005, 08:57 PM
(y)
jackrock
10-23-2005, 08:58 PM
A businessman and his wife go out to a restaurant one evening and allow Jeeves, their butler, the night off. The wife tires of the businessman's associates and decides to call it a night, so she heads home, only to find Jeeves still there. She beckons him into her bedroom and stands in front of him.

"Jeeves" she says, "I want you to take off my dress"

Jeeves obliges.

"Jeeves, I want you to take off my garter belt and stockings"

Jeeves obliges.

"Jeeves, I want you to take off my panties"

Once more, Jeeves obliges.

The wife looks Jeeves in the eyes and says "Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired".
bahahqahahahaha :D :p (y)
beastieangel01
10-24-2005, 10:18 AM
And you honestly think you're "underappreciated"...not just legitamately overlooked?

hahaha

burn :(
adam_f
10-28-2005, 05:46 AM
Originally posted by mickill
And you honestly think you're "underappreciated"...not just legitamately overlooked?

Yeah, I'm pretty much a dick wrapped in a sexy condom.
Lex Diamonds
10-28-2005, 06:24 AM
What's blue and white and thrashes about on the floor? :confused:
































a baby playing in a plastic bag (y)
Beckalina
10-28-2005, 06:27 AM
:eek: racist!

man goes to the doctors and says,
"doctor doctor, I think I am going blind"

he then gets a reply of
"I think you are mate, this is a chip shop"

budumpshhhh
Lex Diamonds
10-28-2005, 06:37 AM
:eek: racist!
If you're talking about my joke then you've completely missed the point. (y)
Beckalina
10-28-2005, 06:52 AM
I was only mucking, innit
Lex Diamonds
10-28-2005, 07:02 AM
Ah issit bled? Safe brav.
Beckalina
10-28-2005, 07:12 AM
chaaa
Lex Diamonds
10-28-2005, 07:28 AM
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaap!!!
Beckalina
10-28-2005, 07:34 AM
HA HA, I forgot about that one
HEIRESS
10-28-2005, 08:40 AM
I got to work at 4 am this mornng and spent most of the first hour walking around singing "I was working in the lab late one night" from the beginning of monster mash overnadoverandoverandoverandover
b-grrrlie
10-28-2005, 10:58 AM
Stephen Spielberg is casting for a new film based around the great composers. Anyway to give the film a twist and some "oomph" he decides to cast the parts to the great action heroes of today. He calls
Stallone, Arnie, Bruce Willis and Seagal into his office to hear who they would like to play.

"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him."

"Chopin has always been my favourite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano" said Willis. "I'll play him."

"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segal. "I'd like to play him."

Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid."
Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"

So Arnold says ...

"I'll be Bach."
Lindsey_1535
10-28-2005, 11:02 AM
ANhahahaha Bach is cool.
ToucanSpam
10-28-2005, 11:06 AM
hahahahahahahahaha JS Bach was always my fav.
beastieangel01
10-28-2005, 11:31 AM
ha :D! I laughed at the one hehe.
ToucanSpam
10-28-2005, 11:37 AM
ha :D! I laughed at the one hehe.
*punch*
DapperDiverge
10-28-2005, 11:52 AM
There was this college girl that had to move back home with her folks. She had to move in with her little sister and sleep in her bunk bed.

One night, the girl snuck in her boyfriend late at night while everyone was asleep. The girl and her boyfriend went to her room and got on the top bunk.

The girl's sister was sleeping below. Before the girl and boyfriend had sex, the girl told her boyfriend, "Now, I don't want my little sister knowing what we're doing so when I say salami, I want you to f@#k me hard, and when I say bologna, I want you to f@#k me softer, ok"

So, the girl and her boyfriend were getting it on. The girl started screaming,"Salami! Salami!" "No, Bologna, Bologna!"

The screaming woke up her little sister in the bottom bunk and then she said, "Could you guys stop making a sandwich up there! You're getting mayonaise all over me !" :eek:
kleptomaniac
10-28-2005, 01:36 PM
^^^^nasty, but funny.