View Full Version : Lyrics that include you that the Beastie Boys should use in their next album
Echewta
10-24-2005, 11:05 AM
2 or 4 lines max
i'll let someone make my rhymes up. i'm not good at rap rhymes.
Tzar rhymes with; bizarre, martyr, jar, bar, car, far, panterA, metallicA
i can't think of anymore.
BangkokB
10-24-2005, 11:13 AM
They already included me in Dedication when said "BANGKOK"
mickill
10-24-2005, 11:17 AM
They do all sorts of songs about me: Mike On The Mic, er.... Get On The Mic....Pass The Mic.....Nevermind.
roosta
10-24-2005, 11:59 AM
He's the R-double-O-S-T-A
he brings rhymes like after dinner mints on a tray
boys_beastie
10-24-2005, 12:05 PM
lick my meat
bob rules
and he's really cools
cosmo105
10-24-2005, 12:08 PM
you're all up on these
i can't find my car keys
TurdBerglar
10-24-2005, 12:37 PM
this is how dead this place is that we have come to this?
you're much better that this, echewta
Echewta
10-24-2005, 12:45 PM
I've been saving my best for other boards lately.
zippo
10-24-2005, 08:28 PM
who was waiting for the zippo?
i was waiting for the zippo
the zippo the zippo
i was waiting for the zippo
Freebasser
10-24-2005, 08:29 PM
Freebasser
Freebasser
He'll punch your mom in the face-ah
ToucanSpam
10-24-2005, 08:33 PM
Maybe a BBMB rap should be on the next album...thatd be cool. And lame.
ToucanSpam you're just a ToucanSham
You smell like cheese and a plate of ham
You piss and moan like a teenage chick
Settle down before I have go find a brick
psh stupid
Maybe a BBMB rap should be on the next album...thatd be cool. And lame.
ToucanSpam you're just a ToucanSham
You smell like cheese and a plate of ham
You piss and moan like a teenage chick
Settle down before I have go find a brick
psh stupid
pahahaha you're paying out on yourself. :D
HEIRESS
10-24-2005, 08:40 PM
my rhymes is so dope that I be getting calls from the pope
and this shits so fresh it might as well be soap onna rope
zippo
10-24-2005, 08:52 PM
i'll let someone make my rhymes up. i'm not good at rap rhymes.
Tzar rhymes with; bizarre, martyr, jar, bar, car, far, panterA, metallicA
i can't think of anymore.
look behind you is that Tzar?
he´s all "lets get to that bar
ive got beer here in my car
and im cranking up metallica
this shits getting quite bizarre"
ive got Dr.Seuss here, typing away with me
look behind you is that Tzar?
he´s all "lets get to that bar
ive got beer here in my car
and im cranking up metallica
this shits getting quite bizarre"
\m/
Rich Cheney
10-24-2005, 09:16 PM
His name is rich cheney
his dick is very veiny
when it comes to head, we're not talking cranium.
laurie_hammy
10-24-2005, 09:33 PM
Well Its The A to the D do the Horovitz Rock
Rippin-up all yall waves with Dr Spock
Skating down Manhatten the crowd im turnin
Surfing is my next thing I shall uh-be Learnin !
QueenAdrock
10-24-2005, 09:37 PM
The Queen Adrock
That is her name
And she has ruled
that this thread is lame
zippo
10-24-2005, 09:41 PM
thats cuz everybodys trying to be a rapper when they could just try to be like DrSeuss
QueenAdrock
10-24-2005, 09:45 PM
And it goes a 1-2-3
In the place to be
With Sam I am
and a plate of ham
why don't we hop on pop
you just don't stop
this place is a mess
so i must confess
we need the cat in the hat
i'll go grab my gat
:confused:
word
zippo
10-24-2005, 10:13 PM
haha
YEA YOU KNOWS IT
how you feelin?? how you feelin now??
yehea
Drederick Tatum
10-24-2005, 11:29 PM
got my penis in your ear,
all your homies jeer.
gay rapping's our thing,
with the Liberace bling
Lex Diamonds
10-25-2005, 06:53 AM
Out my way bitches it's the motherfuckin padster
Killin all threads like a message board gangster
ms.peachy
10-25-2005, 07:24 AM
yo, she's a little preachy
that one they call ms.peachy
but she's as real as Nietzsche
and kicks it mainichi
Sarky Devotchka
10-25-2005, 11:30 AM
yo, I threw up a little in my mouth
brrrrr, stick em
abcdefz
10-25-2005, 12:01 PM
....just so long as they don't use the freestyle this dude was doing on the light rail yesterday.
(As a bus advertising an event goes by...)
Yo, Disney on Ice
You know that's... nice
You know it's cool
And it's... for fools...
Who keep it on... ice...
:confused:
I did actually laugh out loud, and a couple of us kind of looked at each other. The guy was rhymin' emphatic, you know?
skinnybutphat
10-25-2005, 12:48 PM
Tired as hell rockin the Genie
It's gotta be Huggies size 3, B
Knuckles
10-25-2005, 01:05 PM
My rhymes so tough, like my main man Knucks
Knockin' MC's out like Coz with nunchicks
Lemmy's Liver
10-25-2005, 01:14 PM
Lemmy fucked yo mama
When she was 21
Figure that out
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