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jabumbo
10-24-2005, 01:17 PM
you can eat it out of the jar with a spoon
and its good to mix with potatos
TurdBerglar
10-24-2005, 01:18 PM
fuckn' sick
jabumbo
10-24-2005, 01:19 PM
you ain't nothin without the tangy zip of miracle whip
TurdBerglar
10-24-2005, 01:20 PM
you ain't nothin without the tangy zip of miracle whip
miracle whip isn't mayo
i like miracle whip
jabumbo
10-24-2005, 01:20 PM
what would make me an idiot if i did make mayonaise sandwiches?
cosmo105
10-24-2005, 01:21 PM
vegenaise > mayo
TurdBerglar
10-24-2005, 01:21 PM
that doesn't even sound good
jabumbo
10-24-2005, 01:22 PM
vegenaise > mayo
but i bet vegenaise doesn't provide tou with 15% of your daily fat intake with one serving
cosmo105
10-24-2005, 01:25 PM
it's not just tofu. it's vinegar and other stuff. seriously, even non-veggies like it because it's cholesterol free. i don't even like mayo and i like this stuff on my sandwiches. it's worth a try.
TurdBerglar
10-24-2005, 01:27 PM
maybe if they changed the name
jabumbo
10-24-2005, 01:28 PM
i bet vegenaise doesnt make a good potato salad
CrankItUp!
10-24-2005, 01:35 PM
I hate mayonaise by itself in a sandwich. Tuna fish on crackers is a great snack. (y)
TurdBerglar
10-24-2005, 01:37 PM
you can put "naise" on anything and it will sound like shit. watch....tunaniase. fuckn' sick!
juicenaise
creamnaise
pastanaise
vomitnaise
sexnaise
jabumbo
10-24-2005, 01:41 PM
NAIS = Nothing As It Seems
:confused:
cosmo105
10-24-2005, 01:45 PM
i bet vegenaise doesnt make a good potato salad
au contraire, it's fantastic. i used to hate potato salad until i had my mom make some for me with that instead of regular mayo.
I noticed something strange about some of the vegetarians I know.
If the food is excellent to me and others, it is cum in your pants excellent to them.
If the food is good to me and others, it is excellent to them.
If the food is alright to me and others, it is really really good to them.
If the food is not good to me and others, it is good to them.
If the food is vomit worthy, it is alright to them.
Because of this, I never take vegetarians recommendations unless it comes from 2 other vegetarians I know.
As curious as I am about vegenaise, I can't truss it because of the crazy vegetarian taste buds. But goddamn am I curious.
cosmo105
10-24-2005, 02:41 PM
jeez Tarzan, what happened to being so pro-veggie?
abcdefz
10-24-2005, 02:42 PM
I was amazed to find that some of the creamy goodness of sushi sauces in made from mayo.
yeahwho
10-24-2005, 02:44 PM
I noticed something strange about some of the vegetarians I know.
If the food is excellent to me and others, it is cum in your pants excellent to them.
If the food is good to me and others, it is excellent to them.
If the food is alright to me and others, it is really really good to them.
If the food is not good to me and others, it is good to them.
If the food is vomit worthy, it is alright to them.
Because of this, I never take vegetarians recommendations unless it comes from 2 other vegetarians I know.
As curious as I am about vegenaise, I can't truss it because of the crazy vegetarian taste buds. But goddamn am I curious.
That is some of the funniest shit I've read in a long time! True Dat (y)
Seriously, how fucked up can our system get. We have a government that has been, more as of late, stressing healthy living. Since I've been starting to pull down some cash that I can actually save, I've been buying organic goods. But what about the people who can't afford it? Shit, a bottle of organic ketchup is the same price as a 3 piece meal at KFC. Fucking stupid.
Seriously, how fucked up can our system get. We have a government that has been, more as of late, stressing healthy living. Since I've been starting to pull down some cash that I can actually save, I've been buying organic goods. But what about the people who can't afford it? Shit, a bottle of organic ketchup is the same price as a 3 piece meal at KFC. Fucking stupid.
seriously. i'm living in an apartment now, and we've been doing our own grocery shopping. "good" food is way too expensive, so we bought 12 boxes of macaroni and cheese for 4 dollars. it's amazing, it's cheaper than ramen noodles. you can taste the savings. i haven't taken a dump in three days, but i've saved so much money!
abcdefz
10-24-2005, 03:02 PM
Farmer's markets and such offer a viable alterantive to overpriced natural foods stores; but not meny people are within striking distance of those.
I also despise the fact that if you're poor and need assiastance, unless it comes in food stamps or cash, you get the crappiest, least healthy foods of all for filling. It's awful: SPAM, artificial mac 'n cheese, saltines, Hornell chilli, etc. Nasty.
seriously. i'm living in an apartment now, and we've been doing our own grocery shopping. "good" food is way too expensive, so we bought 12 boxes of macaroni and cheese for 4 dollars. it's amazing, it's cheaper than ramen noodles. you can taste the savings. i haven't taken a dump in three days, but i've saved so much money!
FUCK YEAH, MAN!!!!! *HIGH FIVE*
DapperDiverge
10-24-2005, 03:26 PM
mayonaise with ketchup is damn good with french fries! Very tangy and sweet :p
Farmer's markets and such offer a viable alterantive to overpriced natural foods stores; but not meny people are within striking distance of those.
I also despise the fact that if you're poor and need assiastance, unless it comes in food stamps or cash, you get the crappiest, least healthy foods of all for filling. It's awful: SPAM, artificial mac 'n cheese, saltines, Hornell chilli, etc. Nasty.
don't forget college students
though i'll admit, it's very hard to feel too sorry for us
ms.peachy
10-24-2005, 04:30 PM
I'm sorry Cosmo but that vegenaise crap is not a patch on good, fresh mayo. Proper mayo though, not the stuff from the jar.
Sadly I can have none, what with the little bean and all.
voltanapricot
10-24-2005, 04:34 PM
mayonaise with ketchup is damn good with french fries! Very tangy and sweet :p
That's how I have it. Apparantly it's a Dutch thing.
laurie_hammy
10-24-2005, 07:04 PM
you can eat it out of the jar with a spoon
and its good to mix with potatos
Out of the jar with a spoon. No thanks. Thats yuk. You can do that ?
hitmonlee
10-24-2005, 08:27 PM
i looooove mayonnaise
at work i have a squeeze bottle of miacle whip
at home i use golden soya mayonnaise (tastes like whole egg mayo with a bit more tang)
i like any proper mayonnaises, praise and kraft are pretty crap. nothing fat free - mayonnaise cannot be fat free.
also a fan of variations like dijonaise, bernaise, hollandaise and perinaise aka that sauce you get from nandos. :)
Lindsey_1535
10-24-2005, 08:32 PM
Since working at Suwbay I have gvin up mayo pretty muhc. DO you even know how much mayo soem people but on their subs!? Its fuckin gross as ahhh its gross is all. I cant handle that shit.
Since working at Suwbay I have gvin up mayo pretty muhc. DO you even know how much mayo soem people but on their subs!? Its fuckin gross as ahhh its gross is all. I cant handle that shit.
i ask for mayo. it's the bomb. my last subway - the chick (she wasn't half bad looking either) put STACKS on it. it was ace. meatballs+melted old english cheese+stacks of mayo = as the poms say it; SAFE!
hitmonlee
10-24-2005, 08:37 PM
sometimes i just have hot chips and mayo in bread. is good.
Lindsey_1535
10-24-2005, 08:38 PM
i ask for mayo. it's the bomb. my last subway - the chick (she wasn't half bad looking either) put STACKS on it. it was ace. meatballs+melted old english cheese+stacks of mayo = as the poms say it; SAFE!
ACKKKK NOOOO your not one of them are you!!!!!
YOU sir are one of those people who make the sloppiest subs you jerk it gets over the cutting board and on the knifes!!!
ACKKKK NOOOO your not one of them are you!!!!!
YOU sir are one of those people who make the sloppiest subs you jerk it gets over the cutting board and on the knifes!!!
ahahah! yep! i'm one of them sloppy sub guys. i want my bread fresh too - nice and soft so the melted cheese gets all in it.
buddylee
10-24-2005, 10:23 PM
gross!
Musturd > Manonaaise
Jack in the Box put that crap on every thing I think even its fried Tacos.
Mayo is proof the devil is white.
hitmonlee
10-25-2005, 01:17 AM
gross!
Musturd > Manonaaise
both have their place in the world. different condiments for different foods you know? :) you should try dijonaise if you like mustard.
jabumbo
10-25-2005, 10:06 AM
i could go for a nice bowl of cole slaw right about now
i could go for a nice bowl of cole slaw right about now
with some french fries piled on a few thick-ass slices of Pastrami on some french bread with a little hot sauce. DAMN!!!!
jabumbo
10-25-2005, 11:56 AM
with some french fries piled on a few thick-ass slices of Pastrami on some french bread with a little hot sauce. DAMN!!!!
not to ruin your primanti's induced orgasm, but their slaw is dressing based, not mayo
but its worth it indeed (y)
jabumbo
10-26-2005, 02:22 PM
cucumber salad anyone?
kleptomaniac
10-26-2005, 02:23 PM
cucumber salad anyone?
no thanks. i hate cucumbers.
not to ruin your primanti's induced orgasm, but their slaw is dressing based, not mayo
but its worth it indeed (y)
I'm disappointed that you felt you had to explain the sweet and sour cole slaw to me. Come on, man.
jabumbo
10-26-2005, 11:06 PM
I'm disappointed that you felt you had to explain the sweet and sour cole slaw to me. Come on, man.
this is a mayo thread man, we dont want your sweet and sour kind in here
avignon
10-26-2005, 11:45 PM
tomato salt mayonaise on white bread. Yum!
avignon sounds like it could be a really fancy mayonnaise of some sort.
"i'll have a chicken salad avignon on rye please"
TurdBerglar
10-26-2005, 11:51 PM
it also sounds like a town in france
avignon
10-26-2005, 11:55 PM
"Spread creamy Avignon over your lunchmeat for a deliciously tempting sandwich experience."
cosmo105
10-26-2005, 11:57 PM
i think of it as a mustard-olive-red pepper tapenade.
avignon
10-26-2005, 11:59 PM
i think of it as a mustard-olive-red pepper tapenade.
I'm flattered. :o
jabumbo
10-27-2005, 07:36 PM
get your shit sauce out of my thread!!
jabumbo
11-29-2005, 01:58 PM
i hate words with unneccessary double letters
who really needs two N's? honestly, come on people
fucktopgirl
11-29-2005, 02:03 PM
mayo is kinda of disgusting and fatening but yopu cannot eat a decent tomatoe sandwich without it!its all juicy and fucking good!
jabumbo
11-29-2005, 02:10 PM
i had a good burger from this new place with mayo on it today. it was almost worth the 4 bucks
hitmonlee
11-29-2005, 10:27 PM
i hate words with unneccessary double letters
who really needs two N's? honestly, come on people
i dunno i like the double n
but what's better is the unnecessary double u
vacuum
continuum
jabumbo
11-29-2005, 10:39 PM
i dunno i like the double n
but what's better is the unnecessary double u
vacuum
continuum
i believe that it is necessary for continuum, because it needs that extra syllable to be pronounced correctly, but vacuum is just stuupid.
but fuck, we need to stay on topic
jaymasterfunk
11-30-2005, 05:11 AM
Mmmm Mayonnaise is yummy. We use it like you lot across the Atlantic use ketchup! We put it on subs, in salads, on french fries.... the lot!
And we haven't got the 85 varieties and flavors and stuff either. It's mayonnaise with eggs or mayonnaise with lemon. And that's it! None of that vegenaise or that if-you-want-to-be-hip-you-need-to-try-our-chili-flavoured-non-fat-extra-sweet-rose-scented-mayo- crap either.
And if you want to do the Dutch thing and mix ketchup with mayonnaise, next time add a little cognac for a lovely cocktail sauce. Good for salads (it's a standard on shrimp salads here), bbqs, etc.
What put's me off when I'm going stateside is people putting ketchup on EVERYTHING from fried eggs in the morning to pasta salad for lunch and chicken for dinner. That's gross! Best diet I can find is watching those people eat that stuff!
OK, go ahead and flame me. I'm wearing my mayonnaise-coated flame-flack-jack, so I can take it. :cool:
Rancid_Beasties
11-30-2005, 06:09 AM
Real mayonaise is alright. Jabumbo said something about cucumber salad. I haven't had that but it sounds like white herring salad which is herring in a mayonaise and cucumbers mix and is fucken awesome.
voltanapricot
11-30-2005, 07:12 AM
i ask for mayo. it's the bomb. my last subway - the chick (she wasn't half bad looking either) put STACKS on it. it was ace. meatballs+melted old english cheese+stacks of mayo = as the poms say it; SAFE!
I was going to post about when I had a Subway earlier, I'd asked for a weeny bit and she plopped loads on. I couldn't taste la poulet. :(
synch
11-30-2005, 08:41 AM
i believe that it is necessary for continuum, because it needs that extra syllable to be pronounced correctly, but vacuum is just stuupid.
but fuck, we need to stay on topic
I really don't think we need to start calling it the continum and vacum.
edit:
And on-topic, you inspired me to make a tuna sandwich containing mayo after posting this.
It's deeeeeeeelicious!
ericlee
11-30-2005, 09:05 AM
I was going to post about when I had a Subway earlier, I'd asked for a weeny bit and she plopped loads on. I couldn't taste la poulet. :(
yeah when I was at Subway, there was a foreigner working there and his english was kinda poor and to top it off, the guy in front of me was a red neck fuck and he asked the worker to put light mayo on his sandwich. Light in redneck sounds like alot. So the worker started pouring it in and the whole time, the redneck kept shouting "light, light" which provoked the Subway worker to keep pouring it on. He had half the contents of the mayo bottle on the sandwich by the time he was finished.
jabumbo
11-30-2005, 12:25 PM
i think i am going to take the can of salmon that i have and mix it with loads of mayo and toss it over some lettuce and the like to make an amazing salad
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