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avignon
10-26-2005, 10:19 PM
Let's see just how fat I can get! Woohoo! Place your bets here. I will weigh myself now and I will weigh myself on January 1st and whoever bet the closest amount gained will win an incredible prize.

:(
TurdBerglar
10-26-2005, 10:21 PM
i don't gain weight


well i do. but you can't tell
avignon
10-26-2005, 10:22 PM
i don't gain weight


well i do. but you can't tell
:rolleyes:
So are you going to make a guess or not? This thread is all about me, damnit.
TurdBerglar
10-26-2005, 10:23 PM
well i guess i weigh about 185
avignon
10-26-2005, 10:25 PM
Is that what you think I will weigh on Jan. 1st or is that how much you think I will gain between now and then?
TurdBerglar
10-26-2005, 10:28 PM
who gives a shit about you


that's my weight as of yesterday
jackrock
10-26-2005, 10:31 PM
Let's see just how fat I can get! Woohoo! Place your bets here. I will weigh myself now and I will weigh myself on January 1st and whoever bet the closest amount gained will win an incredible prize.

:(
i think you'll gain... hmm... 17 lbs! good luck! :p (y)
avignon
10-26-2005, 10:40 PM
who gives a shit about you


that's my weight as of yesterday
Nobody gives a shit about me! I'm just a chubby loser! wah wah wah! Boohoo!
I don't think you weigh that much. I'd guess around 160.
TurdBerglar
10-26-2005, 10:43 PM
nope 185


i'll be pushing 200 at the end of winter
avignon
10-26-2005, 10:46 PM
So you are guessing a fifteen pound gain from now until Jan 1st for yourself? I'm not seeing it. I bet you will gain five or six tops.
TurdBerglar
10-26-2005, 10:47 PM
i do it every fuckn' year. what the fuck do you know!
avignon
10-26-2005, 10:53 PM
i do it every fuckn' year. what the fuck do you know!
It's a bet asstwat! Fuck you're stupid. That's what I know. Sheesh.
TurdBerglar
10-26-2005, 10:55 PM
asstwat?

is that when you take a really big shit and you ass tears and forms a single asstwat between your ass and twat?
avignon
10-26-2005, 10:57 PM
asstwat?

is that when you take a really big shit and you ass tears and forms a single asstwat between your ass and twat?
Oh, was that not the medical term the doctors told you when you went to the ER?
zippo
10-26-2005, 11:00 PM
yea
TurdBerglar
10-26-2005, 11:00 PM
hey

i don't get asstwats. i cuase them :cool:
jabumbo
10-26-2005, 11:01 PM
11
Bob
10-26-2005, 11:07 PM
11.1
zippo
10-26-2005, 11:13 PM
11.2
avignon
10-26-2005, 11:19 PM
I think you all are betting low. I'm eating the trick or treat candy right now! Woohoo! I can hear myself getting fatter.
Bob
10-26-2005, 11:22 PM
I think you all are betting low. I'm eating the trick or treat candy right now! Woohoo! I can hear myself getting fatter.

ok, but stop immediately at 11.11
TurdBerglar
10-26-2005, 11:25 PM
hahaha

i thought you assholes were scoreing my asstwat comment
zippo
10-26-2005, 11:27 PM
i thought we were just counting in decimals
Medellia
10-26-2005, 11:28 PM
asstwat?

is that when you take a really big shit and you ass tears and forms a single asstwat between your ass and twat?
That's a vaganus.

I'm gonna guess 12, Avi.
cosmo105
10-26-2005, 11:35 PM
i think you'll watch what you eat and not overdo it but allow yourself to indulge just a wee bit and at the most gain 2 to 5 pounds, but that's okay because you can hibernate :)
avignon
10-26-2005, 11:39 PM
i think you'll watch what you eat and not overdo it but allow yourself to indulge just a wee bit and at the most gain 2 to 5 pounds, but that's okay because you can hibernate :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA! She don't know me vewy well, do she? *tweety bird voice*
cosmo105
10-26-2005, 11:40 PM
fine, you'll get an extra 3 stomachs and begin farting methane :mad:
TurdBerglar
10-26-2005, 11:40 PM
i wish i could fart methane
avignon
10-26-2005, 11:42 PM
fine, you'll get an extra 3 stomachs and begin farting methane :mad:
They'll match my three chins and I already fart sulfur so methane's a step up. (y)