Politics

[Lex Diamonds]

Are boring.

[QueenAdrock]

You came all the way to this forum just to let that be known? What's so boring in Beastie Free that's keeping you from staying over there and talking about sex and pooping?

[DapperDiverge]

Are boring.

I wanna see a badass fight on the floor of congress, NOW!! C'mon old guys!! I wanna see some dentures fly...then again they got good health care and dental plans so I'm pretty sure I'll see porcelain veneers instead.

The other day, someone chugged a beer bottle right upside President Bush's head and knocked some sense into him for like a split second... but he's back to his good ol' cowboy mentality again!! YEE-HAW!! :D

[Qdrop]

Are boring.


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LOLROTFLWOSOOSOSOOWE!!!!!111

[guerillaGardner]

I wanna see a badass fight on the floor of congress, NOW!! C'mon old guys!! I wanna see some dentures fly...then again they got good health care and dental plans so I'm pretty sure I'll see porcelain veneers instead. The other day, someone chugged a beer bottle right upside President Bush's head and knocked some sense into him for like a split second... but he's back to his good ol' cowboy mentality again!! YEE-HAW!! :D

It's getting that way. Just look at Arnold Schwarzenegger. His whole campaign for governor of CA was based on catchphrases centred on the word 'fight'. Ask Arnie a serious question and he'll shout something about fighting and the whole crowd roars and cheers. Question forgotten.

Then suddenly he becomes one of the bad guys in one of his own movies but he just doesn't realise it. Life imitates 'art'.

But please don't ask US politics to dumb down any more than it has. The USA is a country where traditionally the tallest candidate in the nationally televised presidential debate wins. (because thats the first time the US electorate see them standing together).

[sam i am]

The USA is a country where traditionally the tallest candidate in the nationally televised presidential debate wins. (because thats the first time the US electorate see them standing together).

Wait. Weren't both Kerry and Gore TALLER than Bush? Nixon was certainly taller than Kennedy.

Nice theory.

[QueenAdrock]

Yeah, but Kennedy was hotter than Nixon. As was both Gore and Kerry being cuter than Bush. Maybe it's the most handsome.

Though I do think liberal = sexiness, so I'm probably biased. :p

[sam i am]

Yeah, but Kennedy was hotter than Nixon. As was both Gore and Kerry being cuter than Bush. Maybe it's the most handsome.

Though I do think liberal = sexiness, so I'm probably biased. :p

I don't know..... Nixon was hot in a lack-of-shaving-so-I'm-gonna-look-like-a-criminal kinda way......kinda dangerous sexy, if you ask me.

Gore cuter than Bush - no WAY! Gore looked like a freaking mannequin and Bush has the whole name thing going for him.

Kerry kinda looks like Lerch from the Addams Family T.V. show, dontcha think?

:o - I'm kinda embarrassed to even be posting this, but what the hey!

[Medellia]

Kerry was kinda hot when he was younger. Just look at the picture of him and John Lennon and tell me that frat boy Bush was the hot one.

This is soooooo lame.

[sam i am]

Kerry was kinda hot when he was younger. Just look at the picture of him and John Lennon and tell me that frat boy Bush was the hot one.

This is soooooo lame.

Lame, yet fun.

I'm talking hotter during the Prez debates, etc.

Kerry=Lerch. Bush=I don't know what, but not Lerch.

End of story. :D

[Medellia]

Kerry=Lerch. Bush=I don't know what, but not Lerch.
A ferret, but not a cute ferret. A ferret that won't stop biting and maybe isn't the brightest ferret in the pet store.

[QueenAdrock]

I would say that Kerry looks more like Count Chocula, and Bush looks like a weasel.

But at least Count Chocula would bring me delicious cereal for the next four years. :mad:

[ToucanSpam]

But at least Count Chocula would bring me delicious cereal for the next four years. :mad:
I dunno, he might bounce back and forth between bringing you cereal and not bringing you cereal.


Do you want a cereal mascot who might not pull through?


Vote Toucan Sam 2008.

[QueenAdrock]

Count Chocula was a strong candidate, he was just smeared relentlessly by the Weasel's campaign and refused to fight back.

And Toucan Sam is fruity! :mad:

If I seriously did have to vote for a cereal character, it'd be the Panda Bear on "Fruity-O's" generic brand Giant cereal. He's got these eyes that bug out of his skull and his expression just screams "Yo kids, I'll legalize weed."

[ToucanSpam]

And Toucan Sam is fruity! :mad:


You've made an enemy for life. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Bob]

kerry looks kind of like general rieekan from empire strikes back

http://members.shaw.ca/mkuppe/c3/boaauto2.jpg not the best picture, but you can kind of see it

the action figure, however, is a dead ringer http://www.mwctoys.com/images/GENERALRIEEKAN_headshot.jpg

so there you have it: kerry = hero of the galactic rebellion, bush = weasel

[ToucanSpam]

good call.

[Medellia]

kerry looks kind of like general rieekan from empire strikes back

http://members.shaw.ca/mkuppe/c3/boaauto2.jpg not the best picture, but you can kind of see it

the action figure, however, is a dead ringer http://www.mwctoys.com/images/GENERALRIEEKAN_headshot.jpg

so there you have it: kerry = hero of the galactic rebellion, bush = weasel
Congrats, you've just out-geeked both Spam-a-lot and myself. Bravo Bob, bravo.

[sam i am]

kerry looks kind of like general rieekan from empire strikes back

http://members.shaw.ca/mkuppe/c3/boaauto2.jpg not the best picture, but you can kind of see it

the action figure, however, is a dead ringer http://www.mwctoys.com/images/GENERALRIEEKAN_headshot.jpg

so there you have it: kerry = hero of the galactic rebellion, bush = weasel

Wow. I have that action figure, too, and never made the connection.

Good call!

Count Chocula, BTW, would probably suck the life out of you and make you into a vampire, which still may be better than the current situation, in your estimation, but at least you KNOW a weasel's gonna screw you before you vote for or against him, eh?