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Sarky Devotchka
10-30-2005, 07:03 PM
omg, he's a man (not a boy) this time! 31 years old. he wears hats. he looks sort of like giovani ribisi, except taller. cort has a crush on a 31 year old too. we share a brain.

he came to a party at my house a couple weeks ago and we chatted for a bit. then I saw him at a party last night and he remembered me and said, "hey you had a great party" and I said, "hey, thanks man", then I pretended to chug a bottle of whiskey. a bit later, I yelled his name repeatedly and told him to put the empty bottle up high where I couldn't reach and he did, and didn't mind the yelling (which is good, BECAUSE I LIKE TO YELL!).

when the party was clearing out, I was hitting people on the head with a cricket bat and he stopped to talk to me. he said, "I heard you had an art show, I didn't know you made art, I would've liked to go". then we were talking about a bunch of crap like detroit and going out west to spend time in the desert, etc. etc. then he had to go, he said, "it was great to see you, I'll probably see you soon at another party or something". and I was like, "uhh, okay, bye"

so, I guess I just have to wait. maybe I should've given him my number...I was thinking he would ask. I dunno. this finally seems like a reasonable situation. I usually chase after people that are unavailable or unattainable in various ways, but this time it's kind of like *click*.

did you hear that sound?

cosmo105
10-30-2005, 07:05 PM
GOLD DIGGER!

Freebasser
10-30-2005, 07:09 PM
Ahhh...

doomed romance...

Sarky Devotchka
10-30-2005, 07:09 PM
I wish! he works at a record store down the street from where I work. he's in a locally successful band though. !!! (chk chk chk, or however you're supposed to spell it) thanks them in their liner notes, omg.


oh shit, I forgot, musicians are nothing but trouble.

cosmo105
10-30-2005, 07:11 PM
YES THEY ARE.

at first i thought you were saying "he's in !!!" and i was omg.

Tzar
10-30-2005, 07:14 PM
when the party was clearing out, I was hitting people on the head with a cricket bat and he stopped to talk to me.
AHAHAHAHA! gotta love cricket bats.

ScarySquirrel
10-30-2005, 08:28 PM
She ain't messin' with no broke broke.

HEIRESS
10-30-2005, 09:10 PM
YES THEY ARE.

at first i thought you were saying "he's in !!!" and i was omg.

OMG I DID TOO AND I WAS ALL BONERRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS

TurdBerglar
10-30-2005, 09:12 PM
how many crushes do you fuckn' get? shit!

hardnox71
10-30-2005, 09:44 PM
Yeah, no doubt. Whatever happened with that bartender in Wicker Park you were gushing about a couple of weeks ago?

Nuzzolese
10-31-2005, 08:30 AM
You can never have too many crushes.

TonsOfFun
10-31-2005, 08:54 AM
I have a crush on a girl at TKD and I kicked her in the head before I even knew her name. Perfect way to start any relationship. cave-man shit I suppose. So yeah, continue with the hitting people in the head (y)

Qdrop
10-31-2005, 08:57 AM
I wish! he works at a record store down the street from where I work. he's in a locally successful band though. !!! (chk chk chk, or however you're supposed to spell it) thanks them in their liner notes, omg.


oh shit, I forgot, musicians are nothing but trouble.

ahhh....High Fidelity incarnate...

ms.peachy
10-31-2005, 08:59 AM
I just realise I don't have any crushes on anyone at the moment :(

This is very unlike me; I blame the Bean.

TonsOfFun
10-31-2005, 09:00 AM
You said Ben Folds in a seperate forum a few days back I think. I remember this cus I am listening to them now and not creating a bio on you or anything.

Or was that cosmo - I get you two confused.. In fact it could of been someone else! I dunno.

edit: it was cosmo...

ms.peachy
10-31-2005, 09:13 AM
No definitely not me.

But celb crushes don't count, I mean, I'll always have room in my life for Johnny Depp. I meant no real-people crushes.

Sarky Devotchka
10-31-2005, 06:26 PM
YES THEY ARE.

at first i thought you were saying "he's in !!!" and i was omg.


no, come on, I would be humping him as we speak if that were the case.

celebriwhore.

King PSYZ
10-31-2005, 07:06 PM
dirty thirties?