CrankItUp!
10-31-2005, 12:17 AM
Boogie Man :
Guy who passes the time at a stoplight picking his nose.
Frankenstein :
Hot dog and a mug of beer.
Full Moon :
What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.
Pumpkin Patch :
What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.
Mummy :
Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.
Vampire Bat :
What Dracula hits a baseball with.
Coffin :
What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.
Skeleton :
Any super model.
Jack O'Lantern :
An Irish Pumpkin.
Jack The Ripper :
What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.
Invisible Man :
What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see Mr. Hyde.
Goblin :
How to eat your Halloween candy.
Zombie :
What you look like the morning after the Halloween party.
Guy who passes the time at a stoplight picking his nose.
Frankenstein :
Hot dog and a mug of beer.
Full Moon :
What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.
Pumpkin Patch :
What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.
Mummy :
Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.
Vampire Bat :
What Dracula hits a baseball with.
Coffin :
What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.
Skeleton :
Any super model.
Jack O'Lantern :
An Irish Pumpkin.
Jack The Ripper :
What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.
Invisible Man :
What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see Mr. Hyde.
Goblin :
How to eat your Halloween candy.
Zombie :
What you look like the morning after the Halloween party.