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mickill
10-31-2005, 10:23 AM
..which is unfortunate. So I'm, going to need all the flawed people with their outies to confess now. I know at least one of you has an outie, so just admit it.

Tzar
10-31-2005, 10:25 AM
i have an innie.

apparently, nowadays, pussy is described as innies or outties. i learnt this just the other day.

hellojello
10-31-2005, 10:26 AM
I'm sorry I missed it.
I have a hybrid bellybutton. A cross between an inny and an outty. That's right, I'm special.
I'll take a pic and post it
sometime.

ms.peachy
10-31-2005, 10:35 AM
I'm told that mine could suddenly become an outie in the next 3-5 months, with no advance warning. How fucking freaky is that?

mickill
10-31-2005, 10:40 AM
I'm told that mine could suddenly become an outie in the next 3-5 months, with no advance warning. How fucking freaky is that?
Yeah, and you'd totally be able to see it through your maternity wear and everything. This never happened to ms. mickill, thank God, because I'd hate have hated for us to get all divorced and whatever over something so unavoidable.

avignon
10-31-2005, 10:41 AM
I'm told that mine could suddenly become an outie in the next 3-5 months, with no advance warning. How fucking freaky is that?
When it pops out does that mean it's done, you know, like the little plastic thingy on a turkey?

Oh, and I'm an innie. It's a deep innie too. One could spalunk in it.

hellojello
10-31-2005, 10:42 AM
I'm told that mine could suddenly become an outie in the next 3-5 months, with no advance warning. How fucking freaky is that?
If so will it return to its inny beauty or are u stuck with it?

mickill
10-31-2005, 10:45 AM
One could spalunk in it.

Ew. That's disgusting.

Oh wait, I guess you meant spelunk.

avignon
10-31-2005, 10:48 AM
Ew. That's disgusting.

Oh wait, I guess you meant spelunk.
Is there a huge difference? Should I tell everyone to vacate my belly button now?

instigator7022
10-31-2005, 10:51 AM
I'm told that mine could suddenly become an outie in the next 3-5 months, with no advance warning. How fucking freaky is that?

pregnant?

mickill
10-31-2005, 10:53 AM
pregnant?
No. Just really horrible gas.

monkey
10-31-2005, 10:56 AM
my belly button is a cute innie with a piercing and some fuzz.

kll
10-31-2005, 11:02 AM
innie

ToucanSpam
10-31-2005, 11:05 AM
innie
more like an innie-outtie

mickill
10-31-2005, 11:05 AM
innie
Are you lying? I think you're lying. I bet you have an outie the size of ToucanSpam's penis.

kll
10-31-2005, 11:05 AM
Are you lying? I think you're lying. I bet you have an outie the size of ToucanSpam's penis.


nah, my innie is the size of his penis...

mickill
10-31-2005, 11:07 AM
Ooooh snap.

kll
10-31-2005, 11:08 AM
if i had a choice, i'd never look at an outie... they are just icky

Freebasser
10-31-2005, 11:10 AM
I don't have one.

ToucanSpam
10-31-2005, 11:11 AM
nah, my innie is the size of his penis...
jerk

kll
10-31-2005, 11:55 AM
jerk


:mad:

cosmo105
10-31-2005, 11:56 AM
do born-again christians have two?

innie here. and outies freak me out(ie).

jabumbo
10-31-2005, 12:02 PM
nah, my innie is the size of his penis...


flip flopper

kll
10-31-2005, 12:04 PM
flip flopper

i do not have innies sometimes and outties other times... it's always an innie

jabumbo
10-31-2005, 01:39 PM
i do not have innies sometimes and outties other times... it's always an innie

flip flopper

kll
10-31-2005, 01:41 PM
just because i said i'd come to your party and didnt... can't a girl catch a break?

jabumbo
10-31-2005, 01:44 PM
you are changing your stance again. stop it

ToucanSpam
10-31-2005, 01:44 PM
The only break you'll catch is me snapping your spine over my knee like a twig. :mad:

kll
10-31-2005, 01:46 PM
everyone got tired of the TS has a whalepenis threads I kept starting

ToucanSpam
10-31-2005, 01:48 PM
kll


just stop. Please. I've had enough of this. Just stop. White flag.

cj hood
10-31-2005, 02:50 PM
..which is unfortunate. So I'm, going to need all the flawed people with their outies to confess now. I know at least one of you has an outie, so just admit it.


are there any openings where you work?

mickill
10-31-2005, 04:05 PM
are there any openings where you work?
Why, you tired of pushing brooms all day?

kll
10-31-2005, 04:33 PM
uncircumsized weiners and outies would go hand in hand if i ruled the world

synch
11-01-2005, 10:48 AM
I'm very grateful that you don't rule the world, something horrible would happen to either my penis or my bellybutton if you did :(

kll
11-01-2005, 10:50 AM
I'm very grateful that you don't rule the world, something wonderful would happen to either my penis or my bellybutton if you did :(

synch
11-01-2005, 10:57 AM
I beg to differ!

In more than one sense!

mickill
11-01-2005, 10:58 AM
I beg to differ!

In more than one sense!
I'm telling avignon that you want kll to differ you.

synch
11-01-2005, 11:00 AM
Pah, I'll spare you the trouble and tell you what the answer will be.

"Not if I differ her first!"

kll
11-01-2005, 11:02 AM
I wanna differ with avignon. Oil or whipped cream?

synch
11-01-2005, 11:05 AM
Depends, salad or desert?