Name That Film!

[DandyFop]

I am making a short about a guy who is obssessed with grapes. Basically it goes like this - we see that he's obssessed, then he realizes he has none in his fridge. He freaks out, goes around to the stores, they are all out. He finally finds one bunch left, but someone else grabs them right before he does (all we see of this person is their foot with a purple nail polish on their toes).

He's depressed, his friend shows up to bring him to a costume party and he reluctantly goes. He sees "the foot" and looks up, it's the girl who took the grapes, only, she's dressed as a bunch of grapes. He falls in love.

What the fuck should I call this?

[QueenAdrock]

Date Grape

[roosta]

The Grapes of Wrath

[DandyFop]

Hahaha - date grape

that's hilarious


hahaha

also - I'm not sure how to end the film. At the beginning we see his room and it's covered with grape/purple shit. I don't know if I should end it with just them together in the room, or at the party when he sees her...my mind is blanking.

[QueenAdrock]

Have it end with them in a room, and then pictures of sexual innuendos of a train running into a tunnel, a rocket exploding, and then a bunch of grapes being squeezed till they burst.

[DandyFop]

Have it end with them in a room, and then pictures of sexual innuendos of a train running into a tunnel, a rocket exploding, and then a bunch of grapes being squeezed till they burst.

You're a genius!

[QueenAdrock]

I try. :)

[DandyFop]

You and anyone else who comes up with something I used will get thanks credit in the movie - last time it was Mickill and Ms. Peachy... so I can use your screen name or your real name, whatever

[zippo]

or hes at the party and he goes outside to a balcony where its night and windy so he can take a breath, so the wind blows a grape out rolling on the balcony floor landing next to him, so he notices it and when he looks back to see where it could have came from he sees the nailpolish from the girl that came out and is looking for it

[paul jones]

Grape Expectations

[DandyFop]

zippo - I dig that

PJ - nice!

I love puns!

[ToucanSpam]

Planet of the Grapes.

[tracky]

my brain is fried right now so no creative suggestions, but I love all the ideas so far, including the whole movie idea :D (y)

[ms.peachy]

What the fuck should I call this?

Jam

[roosta]

"The Man Who Loves Grapes"

[zippo]

aaaand then you can name it "The One That Got Away"

[K-nowledge]

Grape Ape

[jackrock]

"its a grape world!"

[fucktopgirl]

the grape obsession

[K-nowledge]

Ape Over Grapes

[zippo]

Grapes

[ToucanSpam]

Raison the Roof

[buddylee]

Grape wine that smells like feet

[jabumbo]

the ending you should have them making love in his purple room, and then all goes splat, and everything turns green

because everyone knows green grapes taste better


and call it grapeopheliac

[Tzar]

grapeopheliac ahaha!

just call it Grape

or Grape?

[Bob]

purple balls

[steve-onpoint]

Raison the Roof

purple balls

y'all is phunny. :D

[Freebasser]

"Got Grape?"

[ToucanSpam]

What's Eating Gilbert the Grape

[kleptomaniac]

ur film will sure be "juicy" (y)

[DandyFop]

Some "grape" ideas everyone, keep it up! Though some are also hilariously bad!

Right now it's probably between Grape Expectations and Grape Nuts.

[ToucanSpam]

I'm completely out.


I thought mine were funny but I'd never use them. Ever.

In fact, let's say I contributed nothing. Good? Yeah.

[Freebasser]

Dr. Strangelove (Or how I learned to stop worrying and love grapes).

[QueenAdrock]

Some "grape" ideas everyone, keep it up! Though some are also hilariously bad!

Right now it's probably between Grape Expectations and Grape Nuts.


How about Grape Expections: The Passion of the Fruit ?

[Bob]

I'm completely out.


I thought mine were funny but I'd never use them. Ever.

In fact, let's say I contributed nothing. Good? Yeah.

i've been saying that for a long time now

dr grapelove, or: how i learned to stop worrying and fuck you freebasser