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Knuckles

11-02-2005, 04:54 PM

This thing is amazing! It tells the future! It can see into the past! It is frickin' all knowing!!! Just ask it a question like this...

What is Zippo doing right now?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/ZIPPO-CRYSTAL.jpg

C'mon guys! Ask away!!!

DandyFop

11-02-2005, 04:59 PM

What BBMB guy is secretly in love with me and wants to bear my children?

ToucanSpam

11-02-2005, 05:03 PM

So, what ever happened to Dave Coulier?

Knuckles

11-02-2005, 05:11 PM

What BBMB guy is secretly in love with me and wants to bear my children?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/crystaldandy.jpg

Rancid_Beasties

11-02-2005, 05:13 PM

Is that a crack pipe piercing Zippo's hand?

b-grrrlie

11-02-2005, 05:23 PM

So what's the score?

Arsenal - Sunderland
Newcastle - Birmingham
Blackburn - Charlton
West Ham- West Brom
Fulham - Manchester City
Portsmouth - Wigan
Chrystal Palace - Sheffield United
Queens PR - Reading
Leeds - Preston
Hull - Watford
WOlverhampton - Norwich
Leicester - Southampton
Sheffield Wednesday - Derby
Manchester United - Chelsea

ToucanSpam

11-02-2005, 05:24 PM

So what's the score?

Arsenal - Sunderland 3-1
Newcastle - Birmingham 2-0
Blackburn - Charlton 1-1
West Ham- West Brom 2-4
Fulham - Manchester City 2-2
Portsmouth - Wigan 1-0
Chrystal Palace - Sheffield United 2-3
Queens PR - Reading 0-0
Leeds - Preston 0-1
Hull - Watford 1-1
WOlverhampton - Norwich 5-2
Leicester - Southampton 1-1
Sheffield Wednesday - Derby 0-0
Manchester United - Chelsea 69-0

I'll handle this.

Knuckles

11-02-2005, 05:27 PM

So, what ever happened to Dave Coulier?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/davecrystal.jpg

zippo

11-02-2005, 05:27 PM

hahahahaha

i fkin love this guy

whats the first thing that droppin science does when he wakes up?

ToucanSpam

11-02-2005, 05:31 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/davecrystal.jpg
That's a huge step up for him.

Freebasser

11-02-2005, 05:31 PM

What colour underpants am I wearing? :rolleyes:

mickill

11-02-2005, 05:31 PM

whats the first thing that droppin science does when he wakes up?
Oh for crying out loud. Did you have to ask that?

Freebasser

11-02-2005, 05:35 PM

I'll handle this.

Sorry, Patt - that was useless :(

Wolverhampton Wanderers couldn't score 5 goals if they tried.

zippo

11-02-2005, 05:41 PM

Oh for crying out loud. Did you have to ask that?

haha yes, anything droppinscience is always a hit!

Knuckles

11-02-2005, 05:50 PM

hahahahaha

i fkin love this guy

whats the first thing that droppin science does when he wakes up?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/droppincrystal.jpg

ToucanSpam

11-02-2005, 05:51 PM

What colour underpants am I wearing? :rolleyes:
Pink thong. It's mine by the way.

Listen, little boy, I know what my Wanderers are capable of. 5-2.

Knuckles

11-02-2005, 05:56 PM

What colour underpants am I wearing? :rolleyes:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/freebcrystal.jpg

zippo

11-02-2005, 06:06 PM

*slides down* - "aaand a-wiggity wiggity waaaaaaaaah!"
*pulls wedgie out when landing on floor, looks at the stuffed dog and does the pointing gun thing to it, then runs downstairs for breakfast*

kleptomaniac

11-02-2005, 06:06 PM

what's bush going to do when his term's over?

and who exactly is going to replace him?

kll

11-02-2005, 06:45 PM

knuckles is beyond brilliant. you are a god.

what bbmb'ers would create cute kids?

ToucanSpam

11-02-2005, 06:46 PM

knuckles is beyond brilliant. you are a god.

what bbmb'ers would create cute kids?
Do you even have to ask?

Obviously me + DroppinScience.

cj hood

11-02-2005, 07:26 PM

how much of the "what's happening?" marathon (on tvland this weekend) will i get to see?

Tzar

11-02-2005, 07:39 PM

am i going to shake marcus gronholm's hand when he is here for the rally?

DroppinScience

11-02-2005, 08:32 PM

That's a pretty sweet bedroom...

What does CiaoBella do when she's not partying it up?

Bob

11-02-2005, 08:36 PM

where will i be in 20 years?

Mr. Boomin'Granny

11-02-2005, 08:42 PM

what does cosmo really do at work?

TurdBerglar

11-02-2005, 09:15 PM

tracky

11-02-2005, 09:37 PM

when did zippo post her picture? i miss so much stuff around here

TurdBerglar

11-02-2005, 11:26 PM

who will be the first boardmember to randomly show up at my door proclaiming their love to me?

it better be a chick you fuckn' asshole

Knuckles

11-03-2005, 05:06 AM

what's bush going to do when his term's over?

and who exactly is going to replace him?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/bushcrystall.jpg

Knuckles

11-03-2005, 05:07 AM

knuckles is beyond brilliant. you are a god.

what bbmb'ers would create cute kids?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/babycrystal.jpg

P of R

11-03-2005, 05:13 AM

Good fun, Knucks. Good fun. :D (y)

So, who's that secret admirer from the boards that keep sending me creepy letters all the time?

ericlee

11-03-2005, 08:52 AM

who will be the first boardmember to randomly show up at my door proclaiming their love to me?

it better be a chick you fuckn' asshole

what about Frodo?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/eric286/lordoftheturds.jpg

TurdBerglar

11-03-2005, 09:19 AM

i hate dildo swords :mad:

Auton

11-03-2005, 11:27 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/babycrystal.jpg

damn it! no fair. stupid g-mile

Knuckles

11-04-2005, 05:04 AM

how much of the "what's happening?" marathon (on tvland this weekend) will i get to see?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/cjcrystal.jpg

Knuckles

11-04-2005, 05:21 AM

am i going to shake marcus gronholm's hand when he is here for the rally?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/tzarcrystal.jpg

Knuckles

11-04-2005, 05:45 AM

That's a pretty sweet bedroom...

What does CiaoBella do when she's not partying it up?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/bgcrystal.jpg

Tzar

11-04-2005, 06:01 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/tzarcrystal.jpg
:eek:

cj hood

11-04-2005, 06:10 AM

that better be the 'not rated' version of Glitter...

ericlee

11-04-2005, 09:38 AM

where will I be when my laxative starts working?

Kid Presentable

11-04-2005, 09:44 AM

Will I ever rock a crowd?

boys_beastie

11-04-2005, 02:31 PM

Sorry, Patt - that was useless :(

Wolverhampton Wanderers couldn't score 5 goals if they tried.

i beg to differ...

wolverhampton wonderers 5 - 1 chester

boys_beastie

11-04-2005, 02:37 PM

i have a question, too.

what would Qdrop and ghandi's child look like if it were physically possible?

CiaoBellaXO

11-04-2005, 02:39 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/bgcrystal.jpg

That's pretty accurate, aside from that outfit.

g-mile7

11-04-2005, 02:53 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/babycrystal.jpg

hahahahhaha :) :D that is so great thanx for that glad I didnt take that picture down...got daddy's hair too

monkey

11-04-2005, 03:52 PM

will anyone in the bbmb win the lottery?

Knuckles

11-04-2005, 07:03 PM

where will i be in 20 years?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/bobcrystal.jpg

cosmo105

11-04-2005, 07:35 PM

hahaha. Glitter :D

if this board were the Golden Girls, who would play what parts?

Echewta

11-06-2005, 08:33 PM

haha. The bob one is classic insane in the head thinking. Are you my brother knuckles?

Bob

11-06-2005, 11:01 PM

sweet! how did you know i'm half robo-american?

Knuckles

11-07-2005, 12:30 AM

what does cosmo really do at work?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/COZCRYSTAL.jpg

cosmo105

11-07-2005, 12:52 AM

hahaha. merkins. (y)

Mcmac

11-07-2005, 01:17 AM

what the fuck is a merkin you slut!

Rancid_Beasties

11-07-2005, 01:54 AM

A pubic wig for women :( (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=merkin)

Mcmac

11-07-2005, 01:57 AM

haha

Knuckles

11-07-2005, 10:14 AM

Will daddy ever love me?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/sakcrystal.jpg

cosmo105

11-07-2005, 12:07 PM

WARM IT UP SAK!

Kid Presentable

11-07-2005, 08:56 PM

Is that really the Olsen twins?

Knuckles

11-08-2005, 10:30 AM

who will be the first boardmember to randomly show up at my door proclaiming their love to me?

it better be a chick you fuckn' asshole

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/turdcrystal.jpg

TurdBerglar

11-08-2005, 10:32 AM

HAHAHAHA!

Knuckles

11-08-2005, 10:50 AM

Good fun, Knucks. Good fun. :D (y)

So, who's that secret admirer from the boards that keep sending me creepy letters all the time?

Uh, I think this thing is broken...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/pofrcrystal.jpg

kll

11-08-2005, 11:10 AM

HAHAHAHA!

TurdBerglar

11-08-2005, 11:12 AM

a screen door haning off it's hinges would of been a more accurate depiction

mickill

11-08-2005, 11:16 AM

What would it look like if DandyFop, Oprah Winfrey and Tulla were run over by myself and JJ from Good Times as we knocked back a couple of Colt 45s and licked shots in the air with our triggers pon cocked, (Bo!) in an H2 with 30" rims while DJ George Burns spun on the one & twos in the back with three fly ass bitches in a mobile hot tub?

TurdBerglar

11-08-2005, 11:18 AM

knuckles, man, this is a test.

kll

11-08-2005, 11:19 AM

a screen door haning off it's hinges would of been a more accurate depiction

i "walked" all that way for a fuckin' door off its hinges??? wtf!

TurdBerglar

11-08-2005, 11:24 AM

see what happens when alzhiemers sets in

zippo

11-08-2005, 11:26 PM

when did zippo post her picture? i miss so much stuff around here

haha, i havent

Knuckles

11-09-2005, 06:52 AM

where will I be when my laxative starts working?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/elcryst.jpg

P of R

11-09-2005, 07:46 AM

^Hahahaha!

Uh, I think this thing is broken...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/pofrcrystal.jpg

:eek:

tulla

11-09-2005, 10:27 AM

Knuckles

11-09-2005, 11:24 AM

Will I ever rock a crowd?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/rockcryst.jpg

Kid Presentable

11-09-2005, 12:45 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/rockcryst.jpg

Well thank you. :D

ToucanSpam

11-09-2005, 01:24 PM

I would attend that concert. And wear a Kid P t shirt.

And throw panties on stage.

TurdBerglar

11-09-2005, 06:09 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/rockcryst.jpg

these fuckers look like the creepiest pedophiles. i would never let a kid watch that shit.

TurdBerglar

11-09-2005, 06:12 PM

these fuckers look like the creepiest pedophiles. i would never let a kid watch that shit.

I would attend that concert. And wear a Kid P t shirt.

And throw panties on stage.

see? toldya

Kid Presentable

11-09-2005, 08:34 PM

I would attend that concert. And wear a Kid P t shirt.

And throw panties on stage.

That's the motherfucking spirit.

ericlee

11-09-2005, 09:48 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/elcryst.jpg

you mean to tell me that this isn't a toilet? Oh man I feel bad now. (y)

Knuckles

11-10-2005, 09:24 AM

i have a question, too.

what would Qdrop and ghandi's child look like if it were physically possible?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/qcryst.jpg

boys_beastie

11-10-2005, 09:41 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/qcryst.jpg

eek! hahahaha*pull*hahahaha

Knuckles

11-10-2005, 10:18 AM

will anyone in the bbmb win the lottery?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/LOTCRYST.jpg

Bob

11-10-2005, 11:03 AM

i wish i had something more original to say but

hahahhahaha

synch

11-10-2005, 05:56 PM

I share that emotion completely!

Matt

11-11-2005, 07:20 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/LOTCRYST.jpg

I never noticed Fabio's giant nipples until now.

synch

11-11-2005, 07:46 AM

That's Fabio's head on Knuckles' body.

Knuckles

11-20-2005, 11:13 AM

if this board were the Golden Girls, who would play what parts?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/goldenglobe.jpg

Knuckles

11-20-2005, 11:15 AM

Are you my brother knuckles?

let's ask the crystal knuckle ball!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/brotherscryst.jpg

Knuckles

11-20-2005, 11:25 AM

Who is the real son (or daughter) of Darth Vader?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/darthcryst.jpg

cosmo105

11-20-2005, 01:00 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/goldenglobe.jpg
thank you for being a friend. (y)

TurdBerglar

11-20-2005, 05:27 PM

that's not me is it?

Bob

11-20-2005, 05:47 PM

i think it's norcen

ToucanSpam

11-20-2005, 05:48 PM

It is.

Wow, he gets to be Bea Arthur.

TurdBerglar

11-20-2005, 06:14 PM

wow

so if i shaved and took of my glasses i look like norcen? does anybody else see this?

fucktopgirl

11-20-2005, 06:28 PM

hum,not really!

what is this obsession to look like norcen,i think you find him cute!

TurdBerglar

11-20-2005, 06:29 PM

yeah he's hot

fucktopgirl

11-20-2005, 06:37 PM

a torrid love scene between turd and norcen?

kll

11-21-2005, 10:32 AM

I never noticed Fabio's giant nipples until now.

ohmygod, they ARE giant! ew!!!

the dandy pic is the best!!

jabumbo

11-25-2005, 04:59 PM

what really happens when zippo has one of her routine spaz sessions?

TurdBerglar

11-25-2005, 06:11 PM

she goes on a giant cock sucking binge till the point she wears a hole in the back of head from all the dick that pounds the back of her throat

like2_drink

11-25-2005, 11:15 PM

is fuctopgirl gonna send me a fuctopPM tonight?

befsquire

11-26-2005, 09:38 PM

i'd like to know what i'm going to get for christmas.

cj hood

11-26-2005, 09:40 PM

she goes on a giant cock sucking binge till the point she wears a hole in the back of head from all the dick that pounds the back of her throat

sounds like aurora snow

Loppfessor

11-26-2005, 10:24 PM

What Mexican soap opera do I have the best chance of getting a part on?

ericlee

11-26-2005, 10:44 PM

As the frijole churns (in your stomache)?^^^

zippo

11-27-2005, 02:44 PM

what really happens when zippo has one of her routine spaz sessions?

HAHA is this about President Jabumbo, jabumbo? i had a legitimate joke forming dammit, i was imagining how you would react in a tragic situation due to your general bluntness so i supposed that if you were the president and some country had just invaded the U.S. and your advisors would ask you whether to attack next or not youd be like "umm, yea sure why not"