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jackrock
11-02-2005, 06:42 PM
go ahead share your favorite quotes from anything/anybody. movies, music, books, philosophers... whatever..
go!
QueenAdrock
11-02-2005, 06:44 PM
"Stealing? How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whats-his-face? We live in a society of law! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For FUN? Well I didn't hear anyone laughin' did YOU?"

-Homer
ToucanSpam
11-02-2005, 06:50 PM
QueenAdrock gets 10 bonus points on her Balkan exam if she can get what two people said these quotes.


"There are but two powers in the world, the sword and the mind. In the long run the sword is always beaten by the mind."


"There is nothing impossible to him who will try."
wanton wench
11-03-2005, 09:27 AM
"life is not measured by how many breaths we take, but by how many moments take our breath away!"
TAL
11-03-2005, 10:41 AM
"You have to purify yourself in Lake Minnetonka."
Bob
11-03-2005, 10:57 AM
"I hate quotes. Tell me what you know" -Emerson
kleptomaniac
11-03-2005, 02:26 PM
"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish?"


-jessica simpson, the world's greatest scholar
ericlee
11-03-2005, 03:34 PM
"poot"- my ass
WHUFC
11-03-2005, 04:33 PM
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
mp-seventythree
11-03-2005, 05:06 PM
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

Damn, that's exactly the quote I was going to put
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CrankItUp!
11-03-2005, 05:29 PM
"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."


"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples."


"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."


"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."


George Burns ( 1896 - 1996)
DemonicAngel444
11-03-2005, 08:02 PM
"Life is what you make of it" - I have no clue
kleptomaniac
11-03-2005, 08:36 PM
when life hands you a dilemma...you make dilemma-nade! :)
CrankItUp!
11-03-2005, 08:39 PM
when life hands you a dilemma...you make dilemma-nade! :)
I like it. :)
Mr. Boomin'Granny
11-03-2005, 09:37 PM
You’re the Chiclet! Not me. Coka, coka, coka, coh!
Kid Presentable
11-03-2005, 09:56 PM
"You don't need to look at the mantlepiece when you're stoking the fire"- My Pops (R.I.P)
Audio.
11-03-2005, 09:58 PM
"Stealing? How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whats-his-face? We live in a society of law! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For FUN? Well I didn't hear anyone laughin' did YOU?"

-Homer
:D
alexandra
11-04-2005, 06:38 AM
imagination is more important than knowledge. /Albert Einstein

all i can do is be me, whoever that is... /Bob Dylan

it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing. /Duke Ellington

don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. /unknown

phone's ringing, Dude. thank you, Donny. /The Big Lebowski


and so many more...
WHUFC
11-04-2005, 07:22 AM
"a man was arrested for a atempted murder after police overheard him saying "i murder an indian" and proceeding to walk into the tandori house north london last friday night 12:00 am
apparatus
11-04-2005, 09:18 AM
"If you don't have it in your part leave it out because there is enough missing already."
Eugene Ormandy
Praying Mantis
11-04-2005, 09:27 AM
A flute with no holes is not a flute...a donut with no holes is a danish - Ty Webb (Caddyshack)

If carrots got you drunk..rabbits would be fucked up - Mitch Hedberg
NurfBallJeaneus
11-04-2005, 10:24 AM
QueenAdrock gets 10 bonus points on her Balkan exam if she can get what two people said these quotes.


"There are but two powers in the world, the sword and the mind. In the long run the sword is always beaten by the mind."
NAPOLEON


"There is nothing impossible to him who will try."
ALEXANDER THE GREAT
instigator7022
11-04-2005, 10:39 AM
" How am i supposed to scam you people if you're not wealthy?!?!" - The red guy from Cow and Chicken

" The older you get the more idiotic you look" - My fashion tailoring teacher Mrs. Rodite

"public transportation is for jerks and lesbians!" - homer simpson

"That kid who stole your milk, i just stole his clothes!" - this kid adam shelp

" I'm not cheating, I'm winning!" -my 6 year old sister