Say whatever's on your clipboard.

[QueenAdrock]

Yeah, it's been done before. I'm bored.



18. National Council – Many countries demanded a unification of all Yugoslav lands into one independent state. They formally set up the committee of Slovenes, Croats, and Serbs, with a Slovene President and a Croat and a Serb vice-president. Eventually formed a government.

[ToucanSpam]

Things to buy:


Sandwich meat
Sandwich buns
Sandwich condiments
cheese
Christmas card for Lindsey
Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
a lightsabre
new blanket and pillow

[tracky]

cytheria

[QueenAdrock]

Isn't that that squirting girl?

awww.

[jackrock]

A 15-year-old boy born from anonymously-donated sperm used an online DNA-testing service and the Internet to track down his genetic father, a feat which suggests that promises of donor secrecy are worthless.



i don't know how that got on there?! seriously i don't

[tracky]

yeah it was hehehe :D

googling it from that thread earlier

I was kinda hoping I'd have some really technical sounding work stuff actually :p

[Lindsey_1535]

like a clipboard clipboard?
Whats a clipboard? The thing that holds my paper?

[tracky]

just right click in the reply box and choose paste

[Lindsey_1535]

I got nothing. I apparently am not cool.

[jabumbo]

i was reading some thread earlier and had know idea who she was, so i looked her up...



Tamsin Greig

[QueenAdrock]

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/02/48/108420/1379097724778m.jpg

[ToucanSpam]

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/02/48/108420/1379097724778m.jpg
rough night?

[DandyFop]

GREEK DRAMA

Using classic dramatic conventions, Woody Allen adapts Greek Drama to Modern Manhattan Comedy and discovers Aphrodite in New York. We meet the ancients in modern context: Cassandra the prophetess, Tiresius the blind seer, the Chorus with its constant commentary (like colleagues on a newsgroup or a listserv).

Today's Trojan hero, Lenny Weinrib, rides subways and elevators instead of a wooden horse to reach his Helen of Troy. But wait a minute! Is she a mother? Or a whore? And what can Lenny Weinrib do about any of it? We can count on the wise-guy Greek chorus to comment on the intrigue.


Blind Beggar: Does the Trojan horse have a wooden dick?…It’s something you don’t want to know, but you’d have to be blind not to see it.
SoundHear the Blind Beggar (101kb wav)


With the Chorus, Woody Allen uses the "4th Wall" technique, which enables characters such as the Chorus to take a break from the direct action and talk directly to the audience. The problem with being in a Woody Allen movie is that characters like Lenny Weinrib have a way of talking back....

Lenny
Chorus Leader: But to understand the ways of the heart is to grasp as clearly the malice or ineptitude of the gods. Who in their vain and clumsy labors to create a flawless surrogate have left mankind but dazed and incomplete.
Chorus: Take for instance the case of Lenny Weinrib, a tale as Greek and timeless as fate itself.
SoundHear the Chorus Leader (157kb wav)


Lenny: You know, that’s why you will always be a Chorus member because you don’t do anything. I act. I take action. I make things happen.
Chorus Leader: Hurry the hell up, I hear footsteps.
SoundHear Lenny and the Chorus Leader (78kb wav)


How handy for Lenny, as the plot unravels, to have access to his own personal Cassandra, a mythological character who can see into the seeds of time and see which will grow, and which will not.


Cassandra: You never should have looked for her. Now I see big trouble.
Lenny: You’re such a Cassandra.
Cassandra: I am not "such" a Cassandra. I "am" Cassandra.
SoundHear Lenny and Cassandra (83kb wav)


* Other Famous Women in Greek Mythology Cassandra
* Aphrodite
* Diotima: Women & Gender in the Ancient World

Lenny can't always safely rely on his Chorus, or the Greek seers' gift of foretelling the future. Real-time living comes with mortal vulnerabilities which our hero Lenny must navigate through using his own wit.


Pimp: That girl’s going no place. She walks on me I’ll disfigure her and I’ll fucking kill you.
Lenny: That’s exactly what Dr. Kleinholtz would call acting out.
Greek Chorus: Remember brave Achilles.
Lenny: Achilles only had an Achilles’ heel. I have a full Achilles body.
SoundHear the Pimp, Lenny and the Chorus Leader (356kb wav)

[Freebasser]

Why is it that every other article contains another "Ronald Reagan is a space traveller" cliche?

[QueenAdrock]

21. William of Weid - In 1914, the great powers agreed to try and unify Albania under a neutral prince, but Prince William of Weid proved an unsuccessful leader and came into conflict with his War Minister, Essed Pasha (a former warlord who had ruled much of central Albania). Essed was supported by Italy and Serbia and the prince by Austria-Hungary, and the resulting rebellion saw Essed flee to Italy, then return as his men beseiged Prince William in Durres. Prince William left Albania in September 1914, only 6 months after his arrival, while bands of Greek bandits effectively ruled the south of the country.


I should really stay out of this thread until my midterms are over. Then you'll all get to enjoy porno.

[Sarky Devotchka]

Well lets see...I clicked on your picture bc ur extremely attractive, and I sent the friend request bc you like horror movies and other stuff that I do. Haha.

My story would be very short, considering I'm 18. I have a 7 month old daughter and I want to be a Real Estate agent. But you've got to have a backup plan, so I'm going to college in january to be an Xray Tech. Goodie Goodie old people! haha.

Right now I am a manager at Papa Johns Pizza. Don't laugh, I'm serious. :|

What about you hun...what was the stupidest thing you ever did as a kid?

Ü• Amanda

[SobaViolence]

-get girl unlost
-get girl home
-get girl to my place
-get us both to bar
-karaoke
-get us to her place
-get busy...

[cosmo105]

<LINK REL="StyleSheet" HREF="css/css-main.css" TYPE="text/css">

[jackrock]

survey: 1 in five teenagers own a blog. in other news, 4 in 5 teenagers have a life.

[QueenAdrock]

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[synch]

[Loppfessor]

^ That's okay you're still cool dude

[QueenAdrock]

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[monkey]

Andrew ------- wrote
at 1:24am November 18th, 2005
Ok...here is a quote from you on my wall "pictures are for myspace. facebook is solely for incriminating jokes and message" So I must ask: whats up now?!
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